I've been with my husband for 7 years and we have a toddler. Around the holidays we'd both rather catch a nap than have sex.

11/24/2009 1:59:56 PM

Not all of us got laid this weekend

11/24/2009 2:00:55 PM

oh my god I LOVE some of these penises!

[Edited on November 24, 2009 at 2:03 PM. Reason : HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THAT IS A MUSHROOM HEAD INDEED]

11/24/2009 2:02:44 PM

ew, xtine.

11/24/2009 2:03:50 PM

^^what are you lookin at!?

11/24/2009 2:04:36 PM

you probably don't want to know.

and

IS IT 4 YET?

11/24/2009 2:05:46 PM

I love it when my dad is a douche

11/24/2009 2:05:55 PM

I love it when my douche is my dad

wait

11/24/2009 2:06:24 PM

I wish people would quit asking me about my Thanksgiving

NO I'm not going to see my parents.

NO I don't care that I'm not going to see them for Thanksgiving.

rawr rawr rawr

11/24/2009 2:07:11 PM

this dog is driving me crazy

i just want a little nap is all

11/24/2009 2:07:12 PM

Quote :

"^^what are you lookin at!? "

penises!

http://www.erectionphotos.com/frames_index.htm

11/24/2009 2:07:24 PM

My heart is sad today. Why are there so many bad people?

11/24/2009 2:07:24 PM

aww Skwinkle i ♥ you

11/24/2009 2:07:55 PM

I need to do up a post of my favorite cocks frmo this site.

11/24/2009 2:08:31 PM

Without bad people, you wouldn't be able to identify the good people?

11/24/2009 2:09:02 PM

^ True, but it still makes me sad because I just don't really get it. But oh well.

^^^

^^ too, don't want to leave anyone out

11/24/2009 2:11:45 PM

OH MY GOD

this is cracking me up
http://www.erectionphotos.com/implants/DpGifs/DalePumpBulb3.gif
I hope I can hotlink?

[Edited on November 24, 2009 at 2:12 PM. Reason : he's got an implant and is inflating his erection.]

[Edited on November 24, 2009 at 2:20 PM. Reason : dfg]

11/24/2009 2:12:08 PM

worst.night.ever

11/24/2009 2:13:11 PM

http://www.erectionphotos.com/implants/implantsPage2.htm

there we go!

11/24/2009 2:14:28 PM

I've got 4 dates lined up over the next 2 weeks. This should be very interesting.

11/24/2009 2:15:00 PM

Quote :

"If you'd like to correspond with this model, he is willing to receive your mail at gaydick4u@aol.com"

ahahahahahahahahaha

11/24/2009 2:15:20 PM

ambrosia, i figured! lol i wont click on that now. bwahaha....im at work

11/24/2009 2:16:09 PM

^^^how can that be a good thing? you have one date and then move on to someone else? settle down already!

11/24/2009 2:16:16 PM

^^You'll enjoy it.
I cannot tell you how long I've been on this site.

http://www.erectionphotos.com/motion/Cas1-21-03/sidegif.gif

[Edited on November 24, 2009 at 2:20 PM. Reason : dfg]

11/24/2009 2:17:24 PM

^hehe lol. i'm sure you've been there waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay long.

11/24/2009 2:35:27 PM

^^^ I said it would be interesting, not necessarily a good thing! I'm trying to be smitten with someone, but it hasn't happened yet. I'm dating several people at once, as most of the people I'm dating are also seeing other people too. Not exclusive with anyone yet.

[Edited on November 24, 2009 at 2:44 PM. Reason : -]

11/24/2009 2:41:44 PM

looking for a new car

11/24/2009 2:42:46 PM

Pancho Villa drove a Buick?

The crazy things you learn from Antiques Roadshow...


time for lunch.

11/24/2009 2:50:34 PM

i'm gettin nottin for christmas
mommy and daddy are mad
i'm gettin nottin for christmas
cause i'm being nottin but bad


or at least that's how i'm hearing it in my head

11/24/2009 3:04:43 PM

I swear our contributed stuff always coincides with the last thing I want to be thinking about at the time

11/24/2009 3:09:27 PM

MMM RUM AND COKE

amirite?

11/24/2009 3:11:27 PM

I just had some ginger ale but it tasted like nothing

11/24/2009 3:13:52 PM

dammit my manager just came down and asked why i wasnt on vacation

he apparently thought i've been out of the office all this week, and all of last week.

why am i here

K BAI

11/24/2009 3:14:49 PM

I realized yesterday that I am off for a week starting tomorrow. And instead of making me happy it's stressing me out. Being an adult sucks sometimes.

But I may come in then and get to take other days later, I dunno yet.

11/24/2009 3:17:42 PM

if i can stay fever free for 24 hours

and after being on antibiotics for 24 hours

i mayyyy be able to go to thanksgiving

and now we're not getting to dog sit anymore i'm so sad

DARN PEOPLE FOR CARING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE AND NOT ABOUT ME

11/24/2009 3:42:10 PM

I can't help but thinking life WAS in black and white back in the 30's.

I've always thought this.

11/24/2009 3:44:17 PM

i have officially hit my wall.

no more work is going to get done for the rest of the evening.

[Edited on November 24, 2009 at 3:51 PM. Reason : oh wow it's only 3:50. whoops. still not doing anymore work though]

11/24/2009 3:50:25 PM

bout to pass out on my desk

[Edited on November 24, 2009 at 3:51 PM. Reason : ^lol]

11/24/2009 3:50:30 PM

i think coffee makes my pee have a more pungent odor than it otherwise would have.

11/24/2009 3:57:02 PM

What's the opposite of a bell curve? Because that's kind of how my posting volume on TWW goes in relation to how busy I am.

11/24/2009 3:59:03 PM

^^tis true

11/24/2009 4:07:09 PM

^^the letter 'U' looks similar to the opposite of a bell curve.

[Edited on November 24, 2009 at 4:07 PM. Reason : .]

11/24/2009 4:07:20 PM

please oh please let there be an Emo Bands category at trivia tonight

i've been seriously emo-music-loving lately

11/24/2009 4:08:20 PM

listening to my dad try to fix his computer on speaker phone is kind of sad and embarrassing

(i want to go over and fix it for him in 5 seconds but then he would just get mad)

[Edited on November 24, 2009 at 4:14 PM. Reason : .]

11/24/2009 4:13:34 PM

Is going to the Saucer three nights in a row overkill?

11/24/2009 4:15:05 PM

i mean he called the technical support people to change his homepage to google

facepalm

11/24/2009 4:18:02 PM

^ I think that's sort of cute

11/24/2009 4:20:02 PM

^^ that is kinda cute.

unfortunately my dad is an uber geek - so he knows everything

11/24/2009 4:20:56 PM

im so far behind on editing these wedding pictures

11/24/2009 4:21:38 PM

Quote :

"please oh please let there be an Emo Bands category at trivia tonight"

mark me down for 0 points in that round if so

11/24/2009 4:22:41 PM