I can't WAIT to wear nothing but my TJ sweatpants for the rest of the week.

11/25/2009 3:32:36 PM

I cant wait to get back to NC

Although this car ride with my family has been absolutely hysterical

11/25/2009 3:42:08 PM

Gah I hate it when guys try to pick you up by asking where your boyfriend is. "So does your boyfriend know you're here" or "What would your boyfriend think about me talking to you?"

11/25/2009 3:43:51 PM

so why aren't you with your boyfriend this afternoon?

11/25/2009 3:45:21 PM

I mean at least it gives me an easy out if I'm not interested. I just agree that I have one and hopefully he will take the hint and beat it. Except one time a guy didn't and told him that he wanted my boyfriend to see him hitting on me....and I was like and I beat it.

11/25/2009 3:47:08 PM

oh my jesus what a wretched panic attack

11/25/2009 3:51:34 PM

I guess I should get out of the house and go socialize with people. Err. Maybe I'll just watch another Dexter. LITs with my brother does sound appealing tho. hmmmm

11/25/2009 3:51:47 PM

mmmmm LITs...

11/25/2009 3:52:24 PM

I gotta go buy some thanksgiving foods.

11/25/2009 3:52:28 PM

i just got home from that. fresh market is a god damn zoo.

11/25/2009 3:55:01 PM

my throat hurts

11/25/2009 4:00:17 PM

I've heard sucking dick helps your throat....at least that's why i'm told everytime I say that.

11/25/2009 4:01:52 PM

11/25/2009 4:03:15 PM

haha it's okay, it's not that bad...I think the key to it is you gotta swallow though....cause I heard swallowing cum is really good for you. That's what all the guys tell me.

11/25/2009 4:04:40 PM

I'm sorry and I hope you get to feeling better by tomorrow

11/25/2009 4:05:07 PM

how often do you walk a 10 year old dog that has trouble going up steps and spent 9 hours outside last night and has already gone on a walk today?

can't i just walk her around the yard? or do i ahve to do another long walk.

i don't know what this dog is used to and my dad is napping

her owner exercises hardcore and takes her though so i dunno - but she did have a big night last night (the dog)

11/25/2009 4:05:42 PM

oh wait...so I guess you found that dog?

11/25/2009 4:06:50 PM

are grocery stores operating at regular hours today?

11/25/2009 4:08:10 PM

lavender oil and buttfuckery.

11/25/2009 4:08:16 PM

^^every grocery store i worked at was open regular hours on the day before thanksgiving

some were even open until the afternoon on thanksgiving day

11/25/2009 4:09:14 PM

so shes gonna give me a ride home for thanksgiving which is good, bad part is ive gotta meet her family (well i already know her brother, but you get the idea)

11/25/2009 4:11:39 PM

bmel

11/25/2009 4:12:01 PM

11/25/2009 4:26:23 PM

This joke made me laugh...

Why did the UNC graduate put his diploma in the windshield of his car?

So he could park in the handicap spots!

hahahahaha


how many unc boys does it take to change a tire?

two- one to hold the wine coolers and the other to call daddy

[Edited on November 25, 2009 at 4:30 PM. Reason : ]

11/25/2009 4:28:51 PM

that's dumb as shit

11/25/2009 4:30:20 PM

surprise beej

thank jesus

11/25/2009 4:30:37 PM

11/25/2009 4:30:40 PM

^^^You're just jealous you didn't just hear it like i did and lol when you heard it!

11/25/2009 4:33:46 PM

How the hell am I so goddamn horny?

11/25/2009 4:43:44 PM

cutting back hours for the next few months

11/25/2009 4:45:16 PM

I am thankful someone else is paying for this weekend's festivities

11/25/2009 4:47:41 PM

SURPRISE!
BUTTSEX!

11/25/2009 4:47:45 PM

^^

11/25/2009 4:48:29 PM

My sister has lost her bloody mind

11/25/2009 4:48:31 PM

take off for the afternoon, check

be bored as fucking shit before 5, check

11/25/2009 4:50:57 PM

It's funny that no one wants to move from the kid table to the adult table in my family.

11/25/2009 4:55:48 PM

i much prefer the kids table

11/25/2009 4:56:34 PM

Haha we will all be getting drunk at the kids table.

11/25/2009 4:58:19 PM

not us

fucking baptists

11/25/2009 5:00:13 PM

OMG the kids table rules

we just had a kids table at the wedding i went to

we now range from 21 - 32

(p.s. this is depressing because i'm still not allowed to go tomorrow yet! i want to drink! i want pie!)

[Edited on November 25, 2009 at 5:00 PM. Reason : .]

11/25/2009 5:00:22 PM

i have to go pick up eggs.

11/25/2009 5:00:45 PM

Yeah the kids table is great when you're all older cause you get to talk about shit that your parents and grandparents wouldn't approve of.

11/25/2009 5:01:40 PM

^exactly

11/25/2009 5:02:10 PM

i know!! we talked shit about everyone at the wedding and made sure we kept the bar in business

11/25/2009 5:09:27 PM

How the hell do I approach her without coming off as creepy?

11/25/2009 5:11:54 PM

embrace the creepiness

11/25/2009 5:12:47 PM

Quote :

"be bored as fucking shit before 5, check"

11/25/2009 5:13:36 PM

crap
crap crap crappers

11/25/2009 5:15:35 PM

whew boy

i've got gas

11/25/2009 5:17:57 PM

what is the deal with my body

do i ahve a fever do i not have a fever can we please just pick one!?

11/25/2009 5:21:43 PM