gotta get dat 190% central nervous system

4/21/2013 9:54:52 PM

^

4/21/2013 9:54:53 PM

Haha, sucks for him.


so.... Looks like you tried to kill yourself. Guess what... You failed at that too. Dick face. But you were successful in killing your brother. Yeah, we are going to charge you in his death too, lololololol.



[Edited on April 21, 2013 at 9:57 PM. Reason : Ooo]

4/21/2013 9:55:10 PM

Quote :

"always amazes me how many people try to off themselves with the gun pointing out the back. it's up through the palate and into the brain, folks."

I always thought it was as simple as, Stick a gun in your mouth and fire.

4/21/2013 10:00:08 PM

maybe he was trying to kill himself, but make it look like the police did it?

4/21/2013 10:00:30 PM

no

4/21/2013 10:02:00 PM

maybe

4/21/2013 10:05:29 PM

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324235304578436420544902416.html

Quote :

"A jihadist website linked to a Chechen militant's Islamist movement said Sunday that the group bears no responsibility for last week's Boston Marathon bombings and that reports linking the suspects to Caucasian militant groups promotes "Russian propaganda." "The Caucasian Mujahadeen are not fighting with the United States of America. We are at war with Russia which is not only responsible for the occupation of the Caucasus, but also for heinous crimes against Muslims," read a statement that was signed by the Command of the Mujahadeen of the Vilayat in Dagestan. "

Quote :

"Bomb Suspect's Cause of Death Still Not Declared"

Still not saying what killed suspect#1

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/bomb-suspects-death-declared-19012414#.UXSaKC0pCqA

4/21/2013 10:06:31 PM

probably has something to do with all those bullet holes in him

or, you know, getting run over by a car

4/21/2013 10:10:32 PM

I wonder if he will be charged with murdering his own brother?

4/21/2013 10:17:05 PM

does it really matter?

4/21/2013 10:18:07 PM

I imagine the term "Caucasian Mujahadeen" is really going to screw with Fox News.

4/21/2013 10:19:31 PM

it seems to be screwing with you. what the fuck does it mean

4/21/2013 10:33:23 PM

Mujahadeen from the Caucasus

[Edited on April 21, 2013 at 10:36 PM. Reason : yup]

4/21/2013 10:35:54 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prisoner_of_the_Mountains
Great movie.

4/21/2013 10:38:18 PM

so all jihadists are included? well tickle me sideways. i thought mujahadeen was a special brand of islamic terrorist.

4/21/2013 11:01:26 PM

4/21/2013 11:10:12 PM

the term itself probably means something stupid like "warrior of God" and has nothing to do with race/color/location.

Dumb fucking Allah is all these retards care about.

4/21/2013 11:11:29 PM

Quote :

"Reps. Michael McCaul, R-Texas, chairman of the House Homeland Security Committee, and Pete King, R-N.Y., said Sunday that they want federal officials to explain why the elder brother was not pursued further after he was questioned by authorities in 2011. The Russian government had asked for an investigation of Tamerlan Tsarnaev, who died in a shootout Friday, out of concern that he had ties to militant separatist groups in southern Russia. "

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/04/21/dzhokhar-tsarnaev-boston-bombing-investigation/2102093/

So apparently the mom's claim that the FBI had been following the elder was legit.

Could be interesting...

[Edited on April 21, 2013 at 11:13 PM. Reason : ]

4/21/2013 11:12:42 PM

in a morbid sort of way it could be a bridge to improved relations with russia. as much as i keep hearing how much we hate niggers and love white people, it seems nobody got the memo on russia in the last hundred years

4/21/2013 11:16:20 PM

Muslims are adored in Europe. Especially France and the northern parts!

Yeah we should just team up with Russia, we take Dagestan and they take Chechnya/Georgia.

Whoever flattens them within a week wins, bonus points for 100k casualties.

Award badges based on challenges like "no collateral damage, 2 chicks 1 cup bomb..." it will be awesome.

[Edited on April 21, 2013 at 11:24 PM. Reason : -sp]

4/21/2013 11:24:07 PM

Y0willy0, Allah means God, worshiped by Jews, Muslims and Christians...

[Edited on April 21, 2013 at 11:29 PM. Reason : nevermind, it's clear how you feel about 1.6 billion people in the world...]

4/21/2013 11:27:44 PM

not really what I had in mind but Hope N Change right

4/21/2013 11:28:49 PM

"mujahideen" means "strugglers" just as "jihad" means "struggle" (also indeed "allah" does mean "god" as a generic term, and unlike some other languages, with distinctions like between a generic "elohi" and the specific "Yahweh," it is also the proper name of the Islamic, Christian, and Jewish deity in Arabic)

4/21/2013 11:40:36 PM

I mean.. I kinda assume the FBI questions a ton of people, and doesn't really monitor their every move for years. I'm sure cops talk to 'suspects' who end up doing stupid shit later right? That seems ridiculous to expect them to keep tabs on every person they've ever been in contact with

4/22/2013 1:49:20 AM

It's early yet and a good explanation may exist...

but part of the problem as i see it is that the FBI has caught a lot of "terrorists" by goading them into buying fake explosives.

But here we have a guy who did more than wait for an agent to sell him C4, and he slipped through the cracks.

So Im questioning how thorough and modern their techniques are.

4/22/2013 2:03:57 AM

It's fun to hear the news folks stumble over #2's name over and over. I don't think anyone ever pronounces the k.

4/22/2013 2:04:14 AM

agreed. they aren't fucking psychics. we need to realize that.

it seems to me the "THEY HAD HIM AND DID NOTHING!" crowd and the "SPACE ALIENS SHOT THE MISSILES FROM THE SECRET BUSH MOON BASE!" crowd are cut from the same cloth

4/22/2013 2:05:27 AM

^^I've laughed quite a few times myself. However, I believe it is common as the dude himself went by "Jahar" to his friends and even on twitter.

4/22/2013 3:29:35 AM

this is new... the older one was married to an american girl who dropped out of uni and had a child with him. the child is 3 now. she also converted.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2312588/Boston-bombing-EXCLUSIVE-How-Katherine-Russell-Muslim-convert-widow-Tamerlan-Tsarnaev.html

Quote :

"Katherine Russell, the widow of Boston bomb suspect, Tamerlan Tsarnaev, was 'an all-American girl who was brainwashed' by her extremist husband according to one schoolfriend. Today MailOnline has gained the first glimpse and pictures of the early life of the woman who, according to those who knew her best, was 'totally transformed' by Tsarnaev. At high school her personal motto was 'Do something about it or stop complaining'. She dreamed of going to college and joining the Peace Corps. She urged her friends to 'lighten up and enjoy the small things,' in life. Instead she met Tsarneav, 26, a disenfranchised man who came to America from his troubled homeland of Chechnya who rapidly had her in his thrall. By the time she was 21 she had married him and borne his child, Zahara, now three. She had converted to Islam, hidden her tumble of chestnut hair beneath the hijab and undergone a change so profound that today few friends profess to truly understand it."

i bet the fbi will be talking to her for a long time.

4/22/2013 8:23:25 AM

Glenn Beck day!

Lol at people thinking that he will be targeted because of this by the govt.

4/22/2013 8:35:52 AM

Quote :

"It's early yet and a good explanation may exist... but part of the problem as i see it is that the FBI has caught a lot of "terrorists" by goading them into buying fake explosives. But here we have a guy who did more than wait for an agent to sell him C4, and he slipped through the cracks. So Im questioning how thorough and modern their techniques are."

This has the full details with the timeline, including when Russia asked the FBI to investigate them, when the older one visited Dagestan, when the FBI looked into them and stopped, etc.

Must read!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2312496/Tamerlan-Tsarnaev-Russia-asked-FBI-investigate-Boston-bomber-just-6-MONTHS-ago.html

4/22/2013 8:44:15 AM

Daily Mail is like the NY Post of the UK, right?

4/22/2013 9:08:50 AM

Pretty much every London paper is a Post equivalent.

4/22/2013 9:12:37 AM

I apologize if this was posted already but I thought this was interesting

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10005932/Boston-Marathon-victim-Jeff-Bauman-helped-identify-bombers.html

4/22/2013 9:17:28 AM

http://www.fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/are-you-just-a-believer-or-do-you-think/41807

4/22/2013 9:20:52 AM

Good lord, Beck's show is on XM so I tuned in. It's so god damn boring. He just has one thought he introduces each break and repeats himself the whole rest of the break.

[Edited on April 22, 2013 at 9:23 AM. Reason : X]

4/22/2013 9:22:44 AM

Weak minded bitch

4/22/2013 9:24:51 AM

^^^so if that article is right and this whole thing was a fake...how did 3 people die in the explosions? Am I to assume they didn't really die?

[Edited on April 22, 2013 at 9:33 AM. Reason : SDF]

4/22/2013 9:32:48 AM

Yes, they didn't really die. They used dummies for the bodies and fake blood.

The real versions of the people were taken to area 51 to have their memory wiped and facial structure altered.

4/22/2013 9:42:10 AM

Great job by the government too on making sure the hundreds of people around the finish line at that moment were all government plants.

4/22/2013 9:50:01 AM

^^Oh ok...makes sense

4/22/2013 9:53:11 AM

the gov't can set up elaborate hoaxes, coordinate with hundreds of "actors" and news agencies to make sure the "truth" doesn't get out, but they couldn't POSSIBLY know how to handle heathcare.

4/22/2013 10:37:22 AM

So when does Glenn Beck get his ratings tell us the truth?!

4/22/2013 10:42:23 AM

Was in a meeting so I didn't hear but I see this on The Blaze. Basically the same shit that was being peddled before the actual culprits were announced as suspects.

Quote :

"Background points: A Saudi national originally identified as a “person of interest” in the Boston Marathon bombing was set to be deported under section 212 3B — “Security and related grounds” — “Terrorist activities” after the bombing As the story gained traction, TheBlaze’s Chief Content Officer Joel Cheatwood received word that the government may not deport the Saudi national, originally identified as Abdul Rahman Ali Alharbi Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano refused to answer questions on the subject when confronted by Rep. Jeff Duncan (R-SC) on Capitol Hill. An ICE official said a separate Saudi national is in custody, though is “in no way” connected to the bombings. A congressional source, however, says that the file on Alharbi was created, that he was “linked” in some way to the Boston bombings (although it is unclear how), and that documents showing all this have been sent to Congress. Committee on Homeland Security requests a classified briefing with Napolitano TheBlaze sources and Fox News’ Todd Starnes report that Alharbi was allegedly flagged on a terrorist watch list New information provided to TheBlaze reveals Alharbi’s file was “altered” early Wednesday evening so as to disassociated himself with the initial charges Sources say the Saudi’s student visa specifically allows him to go to school in Findley, Ohio, though he appears to have an apartment in Boston, Massachusetts Sources tell us this will most likely now be kicked from the DHS to the DOJ and labeled an ongoing investigation that can no longer be discussed. Monday morning Glenn Beck laid out what he knows about the Saudi connection to the Boston marathon bombings. It is a story that the mainstream media has all but completely ignored, though Beck says TheBlaze’s Chief Content Officer Joel Cheatwood reached out to numerous other networks in an effort to get the story out. Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano refused to acknowledge the story even existed when questioned by Rep. Jeff Duncan (R-SC) last Friday."

4/22/2013 10:53:07 AM

but the Blaze has such good reporting!

/idiots

4/22/2013 10:56:24 AM

Who was the guy who was saying that the blaze does a good job at "journalism"?

4/22/2013 11:06:12 AM

all i know is that the guy with his "legs blown off" doesnt compute

4/22/2013 11:31:54 AM

wat? because bombs don't blow off legs?

4/22/2013 11:59:23 AM

Quote :

" The real versions of the people were taken to area 51 to have their memory wiped and facial structure altered. "

Area 51 has been pretty much deserted. All the cool stuff goes on in Colorado now.

4/22/2013 12:04:01 PM