setting me up
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10/10/2001 9:58:52 PM

Mr. Simpson, you're supposed to hang your tie on the door if you have a girl in the room.

Or a sock if you have a picture of a girl.

10/10/2001 10:00:12 PM

I am the Simpsons Ninja

10/11/2001 12:42:52 PM

Homercles cares not for beer

10/11/2001 2:35:59 PM

I'm a torso!

10/11/2001 2:38:16 PM

He's the matador.

No way a bull is gonna miss a target that big.



Is this over yet?

It ain't over until the fat lady sings.

Is that one fat enough for you boy?

10/11/2001 4:20:21 PM

"Alright, everybody in the pool!"-Homer, after constructing a barn.
"ya, tis no pool"-farmer

10/12/2001 10:26:19 AM

"dad you gotta add chlorine to the pool water"

"chlorine huh....."

"My eyes are on fire"

10/12/2001 1:38:16 PM

" yva-neht-nioj"

10/18/2001 6:20:28 PM

Now you're on the trolley.

10/18/2001 11:22:43 PM

lets see for breakfast lets have huevos buffeleros, some buffalo sausage and a big glass of buffalOJ

10/18/2001 11:30:03 PM

D'OHeth!

10/22/2001 11:22:40 AM

You sunk my battleship.

10/22/2001 11:25:20 AM

when homer is running the carny booth- How do I handle refunds?

10/22/2001 11:28:17 AM

"cant sleep......clowns will eat me"

10/22/2001 5:58:02 PM

"no one messes up my family vacation except me........and possibly the boy"

10/22/2001 6:57:32 PM

"cloroform, not color-form"

10/22/2001 10:32:05 PM

There should be a rule that no one can quote from the episode that came on that day.

10/22/2001 10:37:13 PM

What in the name of high school football?!

10/22/2001 10:38:42 PM

Wait a minute. . .there's a LEMON behind that rock!

10/22/2001 11:36:55 PM

did i quote an episode that came on today?

10/23/2001 12:11:41 AM

No, Republican did.

He ran out of Bort license plates.

10/23/2001 12:49:07 AM

Two Bad Neighbors.

10/23/2001 12:50:12 AM

I dont get it, is that supposed to be you and Bar?

10/23/2001 12:52:33 AM

Speaking of today's episode....

"Mom, dad, Bart's dead!!"

"That's right, dead-serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy land!"

10/23/2001 1:08:38 AM

Homer- "Didn't he though, didn't he"

10/23/2001 2:33:48 AM

hey bart comereaminit

you comereaminit

oh yeah?!

10/23/2001 11:14:17 AM

You want to quote today's episode eh?

How about I quote today's episode then, since it hasnt come on yet.

"How can one excon get so many votes and yet another excon get so little?"

10/23/2001 11:37:48 AM

"uh oh my heart stopped..............................................ah there it goes"

10/24/2001 4:21:04 PM

Do we have a source on this?

Uh huh, a group of drunken frat boys.

10/24/2001 4:35:01 PM

Trab pu kcip! TRAB PU KCIP!!!!!

10/24/2001 4:42:32 PM

You tryin' to hit me over the head with that skillet? I like that!

10/24/2001 9:45:59 PM

"YVAN EHT NIOJ"

10/27/2001 2:30:03 AM

i already did that one marko

[Edited on October 27, 2001 at 2:49 AM. Reason : .]

10/27/2001 2:49:39 AM

Shaddup your mouth!

10/27/2001 2:50:46 AM

"i slugged some jerk in tahoe, they gave me one to three, my high priced lawyer sprung me on a technicality...im only visiting springfeild prison.......i get to sleep at home tomight"

10/27/2001 2:53:12 AM

She needs premium...

PREMIUM!...

...DUDE!

10/27/2001 3:01:46 AM

"You fool, you cannot hurt the twinkie!"

10/27/2001 3:32:18 AM

that would be "Silly customer...you cannot hurt a twinkie." Get yo simpsons quotes straight fool!

10/27/2001 5:14:03 PM

You got your ear pierced? How rebelious...in a comformist sort of way!



(Side note: I got my ear pierced today. )

10/27/2001 5:18:19 PM

marko i did the premium quote on like the second page

10/28/2001 12:46:26 AM

Ned: It's been 2,000 days since my last drink. It was my first - and last- balckberry schnapps.

*FLASHBACK*

Maude: Ned, did you remember to clip Ann Landers today?

Ned: Oh, Ann Landers is a boring old biddy.

Maude: *gasp* Ned!

*THE PRESENT*

Ned: *sniff* I was more animal than man!

10/28/2001 8:56:08 PM

Speaking of Maude, does anybody remember Homer's words, I believe when he's praying at the table, talking to God, asking him about Maude, is she playing the field?, etc....those lines are hilarious!

10/29/2001 1:50:13 AM

Dazestate, this ones for you...

Ned: Homer, im having second thoughts, this feels so disloyal to maude

Homer: Oh, wake up ned, you think maude isnt dating in heaven?

Ned: You think she would?

Homer: How could she not? the place is full of eligible bachelors: John Wayne, Tupac Shakur,
Sherlock Holmes....

Ned: eh heh heh, Sherlock Holmes is a character

Homer: He SURE is...gggrrrrrrroooooooowwwwwwllllll

enjoy...

[Edited on October 29, 2001 at 3:52 AM. Reason : too many faces!!!!]

10/29/2001 3:52:25 AM

and one more from somebody's away message:

Lisa: 'its better to say nothing and be thought a fool then to open your mouth and remove all
doubt'

Homer's brain: i wonder what that means...i better say something so i dont look stupid

Homer: it takes one to know one!

Homer's brain: sssswwwish!

10/29/2001 3:55:00 AM

Lisa (lifting gym bleachers): Not so fast Poindexter!
Skinner: Uh ah..Poindexter?!

11/2/2001 12:31:25 PM

Warning, New Halloween Special airs on Tuesday!!!

11/2/2001 12:36:03 PM

See this thing is all screwed up! Who the heck is Margaret Simpson?

11/2/2001 12:38:57 PM

must finish....meat

11/2/2001 9:44:48 PM

i know we arent supposed to post same-day quotes, but an appearance by cleatus always warrants a post...

"[hick laugh] dang, you could be one of those TV magic queers"

damn i love cleetus

[cue theme song]

"some folk will never eat a raccoon(??), but then again some folk'll,
like cleetussssss the slack jawwwwwed yokelllllll"

p.s. did i mention that i love cleetus??

11/4/2001 9:22:56 PM