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2/22/2008 8:35:40 AM

We are sexy, sexy Von Neumann machines.

2/22/2008 9:03:44 AM

A leading expert characterized the situation as 'retarded'.


[Edited on February 22, 2008 at 9:18 AM. Reason : /i]

2/22/2008 9:18:09 AM

I'm as surprised as you! I didn't think it was possible.

what?

3/4/2008 1:14:39 PM

Quote :

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i love this one

3/4/2008 6:45:10 PM

^^dammit. I just lost the game

3/5/2008 11:40:35 AM

I never understood how someone would expect me to accept their rules after they'd punch me. I'm sure it's all very symbolic or something.

3/5/2008 12:50:43 PM

I swear, this is the funniest cartoon that site has ever had:



RIP, Gary.

3/7/2008 4:08:03 PM

I thought it was pretty run of the mill for xkcd.

however, run of the mill for xkcd > the best of the best of all other internet comics.

3/7/2008 4:09:05 PM

I just don't know how ANYBODY could beat that one.

[Edited on March 7, 2008 at 4:10 PM. Reason : ]

3/7/2008 4:10:36 PM

i like "the tubes" one

3/14/2008 9:30:14 AM

i noticed the dead pixels before i read the comic and was like WTF

3/17/2008 6:05:48 PM

^Need the comment on that: I'd press on them to try to unstick them, but I can't reach. Can we try cycling day and night really fast?



I would take 'kibibyte' more seriously if it didn't sound so much like 'Kibbles N Bits'.



On the other hand, poor Samara -- transcoded to FLV. No one deserves that.



Last week, we busted the myth that electroweak gauge symmetry is broken by the Higgs mechanism. We'll also examine the existence of God and whether true love exists.



Hey, when you're done draining the syrup, just leave the hole, okay?

3/20/2008 3:54:11 PM

3/21/2008 7:16:37 AM

What's the complexity class of the best linear programming cutting-plane techniques? I couldn't find it anywhere. Man, the Garfield guy doesn't have these problems ...

3/21/2008 10:40:11 AM

^

cplex ftw!

3/21/2008 10:47:47 AM

good call

4/1/2008 2:20:54 PM

How can I get to QWANTZ ?

V Go to http://qwantz.com to see XKCD

[Edited on April 1, 2008 at 2:25 PM. Reason : Where is qwantz, I axe you?]

4/1/2008 2:21:47 PM

anyways, so this brings me to some other weird webcomic now, titled "questionable content"

[Edited on April 1, 2008 at 2:23 PM. Reason : s]

4/1/2008 2:22:46 PM

James -- keep clicking the banner of each successive webcomic until you get to XKCD.

April Fool's joke, you know...

4/1/2008 2:27:59 PM

its like ...


they're friends in real life and decided to join forces in a super webcomic prank1!!1


omg

4/1/2008 2:48:21 PM

I didn't even know I *had* the Monty Python 'Lumberjack' song.



When charged particles of more than 5 TeV pass through a bubble chamber, they leave a trail of candy.



Twister would've been a much better movie if they'd cut out the bad-guy storm chaser and all the emotional romance crap. All you need for a good movie are tornados and scientists. Actually, that's all you need for anything.



Check it out; I've had sex with someone who's had sex with someone who's written a paper with Paul Erdos!



Oh, and, uh, if the Russian government asks, that submarine was always there.



P.P.S. I can kill you with my brain.



In lieu of mapping software, I once wrote a Perl program which, given a USB GPS receiver and a destination, printed 'LEFT' 'RIGHT' OR 'STRAIGHT' based on my heading.



To anyone I've taken on a terrible date, this is retroactively my cover story.



Unsafe vehicles, hills, and philosophy go hand in hand.

4/11/2008 12:05:01 PM

Oh, I think this word might mean Crisco!

4/23/2008 10:18:52 AM

Although maybe it's just a phase, like freshman year of college when I realized I could just buy frosting in a can.

5/2/2008 9:49:40 AM

Their biggest mistake was bringing Rachael Ray and Emeril to tour the lab and sign off on the project. That's when Spielberg caught wind of it.

5/6/2008 10:04:41 AM

Oh, huh, so you didn't know that story?

5/7/2008 2:33:43 PM

things like this are why i <3 xkcd

5/21/2008 8:50:01 PM

shoot, i get a huge smile and a tingling in my pants when someone uses the date correctly: yyyy-mm-dd

that's enough to make ME happy

5/21/2008 8:52:35 PM

i prefer {0:d} but i'm not opposed to {0:s}

5/21/2008 9:00:03 PM

to reconcile



There are at least fourteen ways this could go badly (seventeen if that fork is a dangerous crossbreed.)



It's *almost* enough to make me want to redo high school.



The question with Lucy and the football was always whether, on some level, she believed the things she said.



True story: I had to try several times to upload this comic because my ssh key was blacklisted.



'You will have hot, steamy, sweaty sex ... IN BED!'



Saturday is game night.



Protip: Even without the red spiders, never have that conversation halfway through a balloon ride.

5/24/2008 4:41:33 PM

6/5/2008 1:06:32 PM

6/11/2008 9:26:58 AM

^physics is to math as sex is to masterbation


that one is golden!

6/11/2008 10:58:06 AM

omg i'm an addict

6/13/2008 10:05:33 AM

I was there, dude

LOL

6/13/2008 10:05:34 AM

^hehehe

6/13/2008 10:33:19 AM

Did he just go crazy and jump out the window?

6/20/2008 9:24:05 AM

I bet my future kids will read this someday. DEAR FUTURE KIDS: how did you get internet in the cellar?

6/25/2008 10:44:32 AM

^that one made me think of qntmfrd (sp?) and punchmonk, lol

6/25/2008 2:23:35 PM

hahahaha yep

6/25/2008 3:04:01 PM

xkcd is so fucking bad.

6/25/2008 3:12:52 PM

good bad or bad bad?

because i'm going with the former

6/25/2008 3:24:50 PM

I love hat guy and his crazy girl.

6/25/2008 3:25:39 PM

6/27/2008 10:01:34 AM

the transistor caption is pretty cool.

6/27/2008 10:17:23 AM

"Friggin' modern tents don't have a single piece of rope."

6/30/2008 7:30:10 AM

BAHAHHAHA

6/30/2008 10:17:16 AM

then
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that is very funny to me.

7/9/2008 11:58:07 AM

They say if a mathematician doesn't do their great work by age eleven, they never will.

meh.

7/10/2008 9:46:04 AM

"'I'm nothing without you' is a fucked-up sentiment."

7/14/2008 3:36:40 PM