"I only take black people seriously when it comes to music"

-DJ Lauren

2/22/2008 5:59:45 AM

"that's acceptable.. As long as you like young girls and not young boys"

-joe17669

2/22/2008 8:46:57 AM

"Chapel hill high school students >>>> Chapel Hill college students"

-TenaciousC

2/25/2008 8:23:04 PM

"i was all up in WillemJoel"

-d7freestyler

2/25/2008 10:18:42 PM

^you forgot the rest. lol.

2/25/2008 10:19:18 PM

Quote :

"Walter All American 1631 Posts user info edit post dicks is more expensive"

2/25/2008 10:23:33 PM

...yeah, DiamondAce was doing that earlier.

you kind of defeat the purpose of a "quote" thread when you don't put the whole quote, or you edit the quote....

2/25/2008 10:23:38 PM

i did it too.

2/25/2008 10:24:12 PM

but its out of context so the whole point is to make people look weird!!

2/25/2008 10:25:50 PM

i thought it was fine...

2/25/2008 10:26:55 PM

you have to stop quoting at some point--they're meant to be out of context after all, and i don't surreptitiously edit any of them

2/25/2008 10:28:26 PM

Quote :

"pilgrimshoes guts, up in dem 33495 Posts user info edit post warm liquid engulfing my crotch, balls, ass, and stomach was really hot then"

2/25/2008 10:35:16 PM

haha, the context wasn't much better

2/25/2008 10:37:06 PM

hahaha, i know. but still. it makes for a lol.

2/25/2008 10:40:15 PM

"I should be doing something more productive than farting"

-ambrosia

2/26/2008 1:28:17 PM

"Your mom's a green pepper pizza"

- ambrosia1231

2/27/2008 12:26:45 AM

Quote :

"the toast really isnt as exciting as i was hoping it would be "

-LunaK

2/28/2008 3:40:34 PM

'Twas awesome. Both the sex and fuel efficiency.
-Spontaneous

2/28/2008 4:00:44 PM

"a crock pot is tighter than your vagina"

-Vix

2/28/2008 11:09:22 PM

Quote :

"quick google search makes me think its similar to the clit or what not"

-DnL

2/29/2008 2:37:45 PM

sweet, i made an appearance

2/29/2008 2:42:20 PM

pilgrimshoes is a p00n crazed sexybeast

Quote :

"pilgrimshoes is a p00n crazed sexybeast"

-EMCE

2/29/2008 2:45:35 PM

"I actually ejaculate and squirt"

-m2c

2/29/2008 4:56:13 PM

"I happen to fucking LOVE trains." - ambrosia1231

3/1/2008 11:54:21 AM

Quote :

"Bless her(vagina) every night!!"

-Kiwi

3/2/2008 7:52:50 PM

Most of you guys don't know what out of context means.

3/2/2008 8:13:28 PM

Quote :

"It doesn't count as cheating if they can't speak english."

JCASHFAN

3/3/2008 9:50:58 AM

Quote :

"honestly fucking in utero"

vinylbandit

3/5/2008 3:47:14 AM

lolz

3/5/2008 3:55:07 AM

"my name's ben [...] HOMO-HILARITY"

-pilgrimshoes

3/5/2008 6:16:44 PM

I was just praising the p33n...

-ReceiveDeath

3/6/2008 3:05:38 AM

"not to interfere with the crusade of sandy vaginas or anything"

3/6/2008 12:19:41 PM

Quote :

"I was so sheltered in high school that when I got to college I was like 'OMG COCK!' "

-mytwocents

[Edited on March 6, 2008 at 7:58 PM. Reason : .]

3/6/2008 7:57:54 PM

Quote :

"if i were a 16 year old guy trying to fuck a 16 year old chick, i'd get her drunk off this stuff and then rape her"

dnl and the fucken rape

3/6/2008 11:44:49 PM

man wtf...that d7freestyle guy said something worse than that imo

3/6/2008 11:45:23 PM

^ i don't know what you're talking about.

Quote :

"cheetoFinger Veteran 249 Posts user info edit post the outside would just get all soggy and gross 3/7/2008 3:03:25 PM"

3/7/2008 6:38:38 PM

that one thread where you were making it like you didnt consider having sex with a drunk girl rape

[Edited on March 7, 2008 at 6:39 PM. Reason : i was just mad she picked me over you]

3/7/2008 6:39:46 PM

3/7/2008 6:41:35 PM

TheLoveTool

Quote :

" XSMP's post "

Thank you.

3/7/2008 10:30:56 PM

Quote :

"sleeping pills saved my gf and i's relationship"

-XSMP

3/8/2008 1:44:15 AM

Quote :

"evan (2:06) : DA you need to shut the fuck up and get back to sucking my dick evan (2:06) : too much talkey-talkey, not enough sucky-sucky"

3/8/2008 2:07:08 AM

Quote :

"evan (2:07) : damnit bitch, what did i say about teeth"

Quote :

"DiamondAce (2:09) : I'm quitting tww now."

[Edited on March 8, 2008 at 2:09 AM. Reason : .]

3/8/2008 2:08:08 AM

Quote :

"XSMP (2:10) : who cares whether DA cums - it's all about the evan"

3/8/2008 2:10:47 AM

damnit.

3/8/2008 2:14:13 AM

Quote :

"XSMP, fuck jackleg, damnit."

-XSMP

3/8/2008 2:17:18 AM

Quote :

"kill a nigger"

tripleD4u

why do people even say shit like that?

3/8/2008 11:17:21 AM

Quote :

"Fhqwhgads (12:16) : my cat just came in the cat door and she had a kitty comb-over Fhqwhgads (12:17) : she was very upset"

Quote :

"evan listen to TWW radio!"

we can't. it's still broken.

3/8/2008 1:16:23 PM

Quote :

"If you wanna smear mud on your ass, smear mud on your ass, just be honest about it. Look Gene, I've never told anyone this before, but I can suck my own dick, and I do it a lot. "

Mr. Joshua

3/8/2008 2:59:00 PM

"sorry i'm not stalking you hard enough"

-XSMP

3/9/2008 8:46:57 PM

i should like post stalk myself and post all the ones i wish i would not have posted

3/9/2008 8:47:42 PM