thumper (6:41) : geez optimum, not everything is about you.
thumper (6:42) :
Optimum (6:42) : i wasn't paying attention, sue me
thumper (6:42) : i will sue you for sexor
XSMP (6:43) : EW SOCIAL SECURITY SEXORZ FTL

5/4/2010 6:44:01 PM

^ that really made no sense whatsoever.

5/4/2010 6:47:17 PM

it's cause you're old
at least you look old

5/4/2010 6:48:03 PM

yea i dont get it either

*shrug*


OH I GET IT
you're always trying to insult him about being old, and you said social security sexor to insinuate that he's old...

yeah....lame

5/4/2010 6:48:12 PM

ok, put another way it wasn't funny, if that's what you were going for.

5/4/2010 6:49:43 PM

no i wasn't going for humor
i know better than that

5/4/2010 6:50:58 PM

well if you knew the chatterbox blurb wasn't funny, why the fuzz would you post it?

5/4/2010 6:51:25 PM

read the thread title sweety

5/4/2010 6:52:06 PM

heh

kiss my ass sweety

5/4/2010 6:52:33 PM

5/4/2010 6:52:58 PM

5/4/2010 6:53:16 PM

5/4/2010 6:56:50 PM

FroshKiller (4:38) : he doesn't notice that lucy is trolling him
BigHitSunday (4:38) : at this point yea she is
BigMan157 (4:39) : why are they talking about aliends
BigMan157 (4:39) : FUCK YOU NETBOOK KEYBOARD
FroshKiller (4:39) : watch out now

5/5/2010 4:40:16 PM

gyeyes (8:56) : EMCE i will be your sugar momma
EMCE (8:57) : sweet. I need me one of those
egyeyes (8:58) : my goal is 355K per year by the time im 40
IMStoned420 (8:58) : i need like 3
EMCE (8:58) : oh wow, that's a lofty goal. good luck!

5/5/2010 8:59:10 PM

djeternal (12:49) : LunaK and I have had relations
Optimum (12:51) : oh my
djeternal (12:51) : either she is REALLY tight or I am REALLY thick. I'm pretty sure it's the former
djeternal (12:52) : or maybe I had it in her butt.....who knows
XSMP (1:29) : belly button
BigMan157 (1:29) : belly button

5/9/2010 1:47:56 PM

beat you, sorry.

5/9/2010 1:51:52 PM

IMStoned420 (12:38) : not having someone sucks
Shadowrunner (12:48) : sounds like you need a best friend chicken

5/12/2010 3:08:56 AM

thumper (3:52) : grimx (3:45) : its a good day to come before a guy?
XSMP (3:54) : sounds like someone bought a new 'friend'
thumper (3:56) : who buys friends? i'm not in a sorority, if that's what you mean.
egyeyes (3:57) : I'll do whatever it takes to be an Alpha Chi.
wdprice3 (3:57) :

5/17/2010 4:08:48 PM

egyeyes (2:35) : eww
egyeyes (2:35) : I heard from an unidentified source that EMCE has cooties.
egyeyes (2:36) : Can anyone confirm this?
egyeyes (2:37) : Yup that's what I thought.
Fhqwhgads (2:39) : Yes. He does.

5/19/2010 2:46:26 PM

thumper (4:22) : anal sex
thumper (4:23) :
XSMP (4:23) : it's what's for dinner.
thumper (4:24) : mmm booty
MitsuMtnASU (4:38) : i like booty as well

5/19/2010 4:39:17 PM

BlackDog (2:29) : I wish I had an ex that was a TWW user, that shit would be hilarious
XSMP (2:33) : you do, but dnl is banned like you will be soon
dropdeadkate (2:33) : zing

6/17/2010 2:37:06 PM

BlackDog (2:36) : oh man, you told me

6/17/2010 2:37:41 PM

feel better?

6/17/2010 2:38:32 PM

tell me, if I failed so hard in your thread why did you have to edit it out?

6/17/2010 2:39:39 PM

a couple of niggers thats who

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

6/17/2010 2:41:00 PM

posting dick-related comments isn't funny. it's just a drug-addled fattie posting about his true love. dicks.

6/17/2010 2:41:15 PM

LunaK (2:24) : h8r is good looking for any age
dropdeadkate (2:25) : he works out A LOT. every time i check my newsfeed its like "Ray just ran 20 miles after hiking over an entire mountain"
djeternal (2:25) : yeah, dude stays in shape
LunaK (2:25) : he swam the english channel too i heard
BigMan157 (2:26) : h8r perches on my forearm like a peregrine falcon, i send him out to retrieve bitches for me

this made me lol. i wish H8R was a premie

6/17/2010 2:43:27 PM

XSMP (2:42) : go take another oxy
AstralAdvent (2:42) : go smoke another weed
BlackDog (2:42) : done and done
BlackDog (2:43) : now both of you go DP ambrosia

6/17/2010 2:44:31 PM

AstralAdvent (2:44) : pretty sure ambrosia does the penetration in the bedroom

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

6/17/2010 2:45:11 PM

to me it look like y'all need to plz to buy me premies to me

6/17/2010 2:49:28 PM

dammit, then i would no longer have the premie puss on lockdown

6/17/2010 3:12:30 PM

bottombaby (2:30) : Danielle Foxxx recently had her surgery. I imagine the ladies that want their penis to go away, would want a smaller one.
bottombaby (2:30) : HOWEVER, there are some lady boys who seem to enjoy and make full use of their dick.
djeternal (2:31) : but if the plan is to get into shemale porn, i would assume they would want bigger
djeternal (2:32) : for that "wow, that chick has a bigger dick than me!" response
bottombaby (2:32) : Yup. Not all shemales want to get rid of their penis. If they love their penis, why wish it smaller?
bottombaby (2:32) : ahh. see, i am a fan of shemale on girl porn.
bottombaby (2:32) : i'm not big into the boy on shemale porn.
djeternal (2:33) : likewise
bottombaby (2:34) : There's something very attractive about a lovely shemale giving it to a girl.
bottombaby (2:35) : It's leaps and bounds beyond girl on girl strapon action.
djeternal (2:36) : what about the chick wearing a strapon and fucking the shemale in the ass?
XSMP (2:38) : docked sounding.
bottombaby (2:39) : It's alright. I've definitely seen it and I certainly don't knock it, but I'd rather see the real dick in action.
djeternal (2:40) : interesting
bottombaby (2:40) : For some reason, I'm not a huge fan of genetic males taking it in the butt.
bottombaby (2:41) : Don't know why. I'll watch a girl take it up the ass six ways from Sunday.
XSMP (2:42) : this deserves it's own thread
djeternal (2:42) : One of my GF's best friends fucks her husband in the ass with a strapon
djeternal (2:42) : at his request
djeternal (2:43) : liking assplay and wanting to get fucked in the ass are 2 totally different things
ambrosia1231 (2:46) : I wish my husband were into pegging

6/23/2010 2:47:45 PM

Quote :

"AstralAdvent (2:44) : pretty sure ambrosia does the penetration in the bedroom"

hahahahahahahaha

6/23/2010 2:52:43 PM

AstralAdvent (7:51) : 1337
Optimum (7:54) : 42. i win
AstralAdvent (7:58) : 1337 + 666 = 2003. that shit was scarier than y2k
BigEgo (8:04) : well (1337+666)*1.0034=2010
BigEgo (8:04) : so this is 1.0034 times scarier

6/27/2010 8:15:00 PM

Fhqwhgads (2:38) : busted.
Arab13 (3:12) : farting while passing others cubes eh?
pilgrimshoes (3:21) : no cubes here sir. but if i ever walk to my mailbox it's to drop some bombs
Arab13 (3:56) : lol
Arab13 (3:56) : 'carpetbombing'

6/28/2010 4:03:54 PM