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"Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20) On one hand you are tempted to evade your work today or, at least, do as little as possible. It's not that you want to mislead anyone; it's just that you may be more motivated to do something joyful than to perform your job duties. But you also know that playing hooky now could land you in a heap of trouble. Go ahead and enjoy yourself, but don't disappoint anyone in the process."

haha, spot on.

9/2/2008 9:55:35 AM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
The Sun's annual conjunction with constrictive Saturn today limits our freedom of movement and demands that we work harder. Still, we wonder if the extra effort is worth it as trickster Mercury forms an annoying sesquisquare with diffusive Neptune, tempting us to escape into our fantasies in order to avoid the real issues. Meanwhile, the Moon enters extreme Scorpio at 4:02 pm EDT, reminding us that our current choices can have profound consequences.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
The plot thickens as your responsibilities take precedence over fun and games. So many things in your life now are dependent on others and you must take the lead from them. You may be ready to kick back and enjoy yourself, but someone else might have a different idea about what you should be doing.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
Just because you have obligations to meet doesn't mean that you should forgo all pleasure. In fact, taking time for structured play -- like recess when you were a child at school -- can be just the thing you need to be more productive. But don't just go off when you feel like it. Make a schedule and stick to it.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
You might have to make an important decision today that can affect your family. Perhaps you need to have discussions about the care of an elderly relative or the schooling of a youngster. Or maybe someone is overstepping your boundaries in a way that restricts your sense of independence. Either way, allow sufficient time to follow through with your domestic responsibilities.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
The Sun-Saturn conjunction occurs in your 3rd House of Learning, making this an ideal time to take a new course of study. But this isn't about frivolous desires to distract yourself with trivial information. Pick a subject that is practical enough to impact your daily life in a positive way.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
You may be unduly hard on yourself today as the Sun illuminates your shortcomings by joining judgmental Saturn in your 2nd House of Self-Esteem. Concentrate your energy where you can accomplish something that will make you feel good about your work. If you find yourself thinking about something you did wrong in the past, shift your attention to what you can do right in the present.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
You have an extraordinary ability to narrow your field of vision so you can focus your intentions on whatever you consider most important. Sometimes you can become so involved with details that you lose sight of the big picture. Today, however, you are able to balance your attentiveness to the minutiae with your strong desire to get a lot done.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
Vacillating between fuzzy thinking and accurate analysis of the facts can be a bit exhausting, especially if you can't tell which is which. If you do get confused, don't be afraid to ask for help. All too often you are the one assisting others. Now it's your turn to lean on someone else.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
The Sun-Saturn conjunction today falls in your 11th House of Long-Term Goals, enabling you to be more realistic than ever while making plans for your future. But be aware that Saturn can also bend your thoughts toward negative thinking. Don't be overly concerned because your pessimism should fade by tomorrow.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
If you experience a setback at work today, don't just assume that you have failed. Instead, look at the resistance you face as a helpful message from the universe. Even if something was wrong with your original attempt, you have a chance now to improve on what you did and then try again. Don't give up on your goal; work even harder to prove that you really want it.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Making a commitment now can be serious business; once you decide, you won't be able to easily change your mind. Whether you are considering moving to another city, changing jobs or switching schools, it's crucial to take your time and think through all the pros and cons before choosing what to do next.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Today you may need to attend to money matters that involve other people, companies or the government. You might need to have a heart-to-heart talk with a business partner or you could have to deal with tax or insurance issues. Whatever serious matters come to light now, don't put off handling them or they could become even more complicated.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
If you don't take responsibility for yourself now, someone else might need to do it for you. Paradoxically, if others do come down heavily on you today, your first impulse may be to blame them for interfering with your life. Even if they just want to help, it may be difficult to respond positively to anyone else's criticism. Nevertheless, you may not be able to avoid the hard, cold truth that you need to change your ways.

9/3/2008 6:49:38 AM

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"Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22) The Sun-Saturn conjunction occurs in your 3rd House of Learning, making this an ideal time to take a new course of study. But this isn't about frivolous desires to distract yourself with trivial information. Pick a subject that is practical enough to impact your daily life in a positive way."

What the hell does this mean? That today is a good day to study?

9/3/2008 6:51:24 AM

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"sesquisquare"

wat

9/3/2008 6:54:14 AM

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"Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20) Just because you have obligations to meet doesn't mean that you should forgo all pleasure. In fact, taking time for structured play -- like recess when you were a child at school -- can be just the thing you need to be more productive. But don't just go off when you feel like it. Make a schedule and stick to it."

yay. recess

9/3/2008 6:57:24 AM

^lucky

9/3/2008 6:58:14 AM

look...i don't interpret them...

i just post them

9/3/2008 7:15:20 AM

ok.

9/3/2008 7:23:19 AM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
Although today's intense Scorpio Moon can pull us into deep emotional waters where rational thoughts won't necessarily save the day, we are still blessed with a saving grace. Unfortunately, we may be suffering with unpleasant hangovers from yesterdays reality check, a sobering Sun-Saturn conjunction. The illuminating Sun and jovial Jupiter are in sympathetic harmony now as their trine reinforces the positive aspects of our lives.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
Finally, the results of your recent hard work can reap you the rewards you were seeking. You feel freer to enjoy yourself, especially if you are basking in the awareness of a job well done. Unfortunately, you can be overly lazy, believing that you deserve even more luxuries than you have. This is a mistake; even if you're feeling good, be certain that you don't slip on your regular responsibilities.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
You catch on to new ideas very quickly today, perhaps because you are so eager to broaden your horizons. Oftentimes you are quite satisfied maintaining a comfortable and defensible position, but now you are confident enough to want more. What you learn doesn't have to contradict your philosophical foundation. It can build on what you already know.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
Steady growth usually feels restraining because you want to go at your own pace, which is normally faster. Now, however, Jupiter is in reliable Capricorn and in your 8th House of Intimacy, allowing you to get much-needed support from your family while you explore unfamiliar emotional territory without your usual resistance. Slowing down makes the difference.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
Be ready to receive an angel into your life now, even if it's someone you already know. With beneficial Jupiter in your 7th House of Significant Others, you may already be feeling the support from those around you, but the Sun's trine today can blast open the doors of opportunity with a little help from your friends.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
A big job or a promotion may come your way now and it could bring a cash windfall along with it. Nevertheless, your work isn't done and you must be willing to continue to put in extra effort. Rest assured that nothing you do today will go to waste. Think big and then follow through with confidence and persistence.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
Your creativity can be reliably tapped today, but don't think it will just happen all by itself. You will need to put on your thinking cap and make sure to maximize your current cleverness. Once you start a project, stick with it -- even if you think you shouldn't have tried at all. You are closer to your destination than you realize.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
You could be astonished by the support you get from your family today, because you truly don't expect it. But help arrives in funny ways and it may not turn out exactly as you expect. Nevertheless, get past whatever resistance you have and allow your close friends and allies to nurture you in practical ways that matter.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
The importance of keeping a calendar today cannot be overstated because once your day begins, it will continue to get more and more squeezed into it. You won't likely be able to keep everything in your head and it would be sad to miss an important appointment. Be methodical and write everything down. And don't misplace your list.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Your practical 2nd House and professional 10th House are being drawn into a cooperative understanding, benefiting you in the process. Hard work is rewarded by an increased paycheck or, at least, the promise of a raise. But don't push your luck too far; instead, just show up with a good attitude and see what happens.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
A very efficient balance between optimism and realism can reveal interesting information to you, enabling you to choose what you want to do next. Don't be afraid to reach a little further, for the planets are on your side and portend a positive outcome. But you must be willing to move past all the reasons you have that usually stop you right in your tracks.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Your fantasies can be the source of major inspiration today, but you need to be careful. It's easy to get lost in your inner worlds, especially if someone stirs your romantic interest. Remember, you have the power to gently guide your thoughts away from unrealizable daydreams to the kind of creative visualization that can change your life.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Lean on your friends and colleagues today by sharing your dreams of the distant future. But don't worry about reaching your goals. It's not about making a plan for success now; instead, it's about sharing your heartfelt vision with like-minded people without having to justify everything you say.

9/4/2008 9:16:20 AM

I want more damnit. don't know what I want though.

[Edited on September 4, 2008 at 9:24 AM. Reason : ]

9/4/2008 9:23:57 AM

and i want a freaking raise!

9/4/2008 9:25:29 AM

there have been talks about me getting one and moving up the food chain at work

woot Sagittarius

9/4/2008 9:45:08 AM

mine never makes any sense with my daily situations

9/4/2008 3:13:10 PM

what

would you expect it to say

"play some megaman, eat some frozen dinners and post on tww"

9/4/2008 3:15:09 PM

im supposed to get some help from a friend eh? I wonder if thats code for drink perfusly

9/4/2008 3:15:33 PM

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""play some megaman, eat some frozen dinners and post on tww""

OH HELL YES

9/4/2008 3:17:18 PM

i got called you the other day because i started playing megaman

9/4/2008 3:26:35 PM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
We have been discouraged and encouraged over the past few days as the Sun connected with constrictive Saturn and expansive Jupiter. Now that these powerful transits are settling down, we are left to feel the transformational Scorpio Moon. We are undergoing profound change yet we may not yet understand where the current transitions will lead. Our attraction to the unknown is increased by beautiful Venus' unsettling sesquisquare with nebulous Neptune.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
The distinction between friendship and love can get a bit confusing today, but it may be harder on someone else than it is on you. It's not that you have any answers; it's just that you may not be asking as many questions now. Be attentive to the concerns of others, for you can unconsciously gloss over important issues that really need your attention.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
Your key planet Venus continues to aim your attention toward the everyday routine of relationships as you attempt to balance your needs with those of someone else. But you may succumb to fuzzy thinking today as your fantasies clash with the reality of what you have in your real life. You still could be missing an important fact, so wait a day or two before making your final decision.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
The idea of romance may sound better than the actual experience of it now, but this doesn't mean you shouldn't try to make something happen. Even if you are already in a stable relationship, you might dream about introducing a new element into your play. Unfortunately, some fantasies are better left unfulfilled, so think twice before sharing what's on your mind.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
You may be called on to be the judge in a family disagreement but you might also be the one who is in need of judgment. It's not that you've done anything wrong; it's just that you are uncertain about your feelings and may benefit from the expert advice of a trusted friend. Giving your opinion or getting help from someone else can be useful, but remember that no one -- not even you -- has the ultimate perspective on truth.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
A slight misunderstanding with your brother or sister could lead you astray today and require quite a bit of energy to resolve. If you don't have siblings, a disagreement could develop with a friend or a neighbor. One way to minimize the problem is to avoid gossiping, for casual conversations about other people's business is fertile ground for dissension.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
You tend to be quite exacting in the way you handle your financial records, but now a bit of sloppiness can create trouble. Maybe you missed paying a bill or misplaced a receipt you now need. It's no fun wasting time and energy taking care of something that should have already been handled, yet it's better to do it now than put it off for another day.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
Just as your love life was taking a turn for the better, a difference of style may begin to stir doubt now. This probably isn't really cause for worry; it's not likely that two people will approach everything similarly. In your case, though, it's important to talk about the distinctions without necessarily trying to resolve it. Your relationship gains strength when you can agree to disagree.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
The Moon in your sign today can inflate your emotions and make it harder for you to let your fantasy pass by unexpressed. Sharing a secret with a friend or intimate partner can increase the magic you share, but don't take it too far or you might alienate the very person you are trying to impress. Instead of attempting to clarify your uncertainty, just let an unresolved issue ride for the present moment.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Keeping your desires to yourself might sound like a good idea because it's safer than sharing your emotions and then feeling vulnerable. But your chances of getting what you want are reduced when others don't have a clue about your attractions. Whether or not you find what you're seeking, take a risk by opening your heart.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
You may lack direction about how best to handle this next phase of your life. Everything at work may have already started to change, yet you aren't prepared to push the shift any faster than it is already going. A well balanced approach will work best for you today as long as you don't let your attachment to material things get in the way.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
It's challenging for you to make any long-term plans now because it feels as if your whole life is going through changes and you don't know what will be most important down the road. Instead of making yourself crazy as you attempt to see what's around the net corner, just focus on what's immediately in front of you. Once you are through this phase, you'll be able to get back to you figuring out the rest of your life.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Sensual Venus is creating problems for you today as she stresses your key planet Neptune in your 12th House of Destiny. Love may enter the picture and sweep you off your feet, but even if initial attractions are high, this probably isn't the real deal for you. Nevertheless, you can shift the energy up a notch by concentrating on the spiritual and not the personal aspects of you current desires.

9/5/2008 8:21:17 AM

so for once mine doesn't say "keep your mouth shut or you'll make things worse"....but instead i'm supposed to spill my guts at the expense of getting hurt....

yay...what a great one



the general horoscope for today is dead on though....i've been one moody lady this week

9/5/2008 8:22:55 AM

SATURDAY'S HOROSCOPE

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
We may feel a positive shift of energy as the Moon enters uplifting Sagittarius at 3:11 am EDT. We are a bit more eager to take a risk now, especially if there is a promise of a good time. But we are also more likely to make an error in judgment because Jupiter, the key planet of Sagittarius, forms an itchy square to impulsive Mars and quicksilver Mercury while turning direct in the next couple of days, suggesting that self-restraint is a smart idea.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
Be careful that your newly rediscovered optimism doesn't make you overbearing. You may feel positive about your life and confident about what you are doing, but others may tire of hearing you go on and on about how great things are for you. Temper your excitement with a bit of awareness for everyone else. Toning down your enthusiasm creates an environment for more balanced relationships.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
You are not shy today about your need to deepen the level of emotional disclosure with a very close friend or intimate partner. Your ability to be so direct could startle others, but they might be quite open to the idea once they adjust to your straightforward style. Being aware of someone else's boundaries doesn't come easily to you now, but it's still a wise thing to do.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
The Moon in your 7th House of Partnerships shifts the focus from you to someone else, making you more attentive to what others are thinking. You aren't so quick to go off on your own now, for the idea of working with a buddy sounds quite appealing. Just be careful not to buy someone's bill of goods without doing enough research to know that the product is real.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
It's all too easy to think that you can quickly blast through your chores today and then kick back and relax. Unfortunately, you are now prone to underestimate how long it will take to get through your work. Make sure to allow extra time, for if you leave a task unfinished, you won't be able to enjoy yourself, knowing there is still more work to do.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
You may be all fired up to have a good time today, even if you have responsibilities you must fulfill. But your work won't keep you from playtime. You could be so excited that you do whatever you must to follow your bliss instead of your obligations. If you do leave chores unfinished, at least be honest and tell those involved why you are cutting out early.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
You've been working hard enough; now it's time to start claiming your fair share of the fun. But with the Moon in your 4th House of Home, this doesn't mean you need to go out on the town. You could get your kicks today by undertaking a new domestic project or, perhaps, by inviting a friend over to share some quality conversation, food and drink.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
Restlessness may get the best of you today as the outgoing Sagittarius Moon moves through your 3rd House of Short Trips. You might even make an extra trip to the store or go out to the mall just to get out of the house. Don't be too hard on yourself if you haven't made much progress by the end of the day.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You may be feeling pretty good about yourself now and your high self-esteem may be enough of a reason to spend a bit of money on something special. You may be more optimistic about your future income, which can help you to justify a luxury purchase. It may be advisable to see how you're feeling in a few days before making a large expenditure.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
The Moon's return to your sign can make you vulnerable today, for you're more likely to share your feelings with someone special. But just telling others about your needs or fears is only part of the equation; you are also very sensitive now to their negative reactions. Nevertheless, your self-confidence will win out in the end and you'll be able to overcome any resistance you may face.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Hiding your optimism isn't something you do unless you have a good reason, and today it may be politically wise for you to do just that. You might think that flaunting your confidence will offend someone and you want to avoid that now as you rally support for an idea of yours. Fortunately, your diplomatic skills take you far, so trust your instincts and do whatever you think is best.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Surrounding yourself with friends and associates can create exactly the kind of congenial atmosphere you crave. Your dreams are vivid today and it will be exciting to share them with like-minded individuals. A party would be a perfect place to find the camaraderie you want, but a small dinner outing could work just as well.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Standing up for your beliefs can be quite empowering today, whether it's at work, home or in your community. Your special way of seeing the world can be very inspiring to others now, so don't hold back when sharing your vision for the future. Don't waste this moment on unnecessary worry or unproductive whining. Instead, seize the moment and be the creative leader everyone wants to follow.

9/5/2008 8:27:07 AM

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"Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20) Your key planet Venus continues to aim your attention toward the everyday routine of relationships as you attempt to balance your needs with those of someone else. But you may succumb to fuzzy thinking today as your fantasies clash with the reality of what you have in your real life. You still could be missing an important fact, so wait a day or two before making your final decision. "

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"Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20) You are not shy today about your need to deepen the level of emotional disclosure with a very close friend or intimate partner. Your ability to be so direct could startle others, but they might be quite open to the idea once they adjust to your straightforward style. Being aware of someone else's boundaries doesn't come easily to you now, but it's still a wise thing to do."

orly.

9/5/2008 9:53:42 AM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
The Moon in adventurous Sagittarius inspires us to greater heights while a square between courageous Mars and optimistic Jupiter can be an exuberant combination that promotes impulsive risk-taking. We tend to overdo nearly everything now because our confidence is high and we have excess physical energy. Unfortunately, we may not be able to sustain our output unless we moderate our actions, which we can do if we maintain a high level of self-awareness.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
Self-restraint may not be your greatest strength, but it can be an effective strategy today that can keep you out of trouble. It's not that you are living dangerously; it's just that you might promise more than you can actually handle. You may ruin a good thing by taking on too much responsibility too fast. Think twice before saying yes.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
Taking on so many chores may impress others at first, but everything changes if you don't complete much of what you start. Fortunately, now you can break down a large task into many smaller components and then focus on each one separately. Although the entire job may be overwhelming, it's simpler if you take it one step at a time.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
Your playfulness can push someone else's buttons about sharing the load. Your friend or partner may think that you aren't doing enough, but you believe that you are doing more than your part. If others complain about your lack of work, your first impulse is to just slow down with your tasks. Don't let a battle of dueling egos cover up the underlying problem.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
You could inadvertently hurt someone's feelings because you are extremely critical today. You see the possibilities and you also see the obstacles. This combination allows you to clearly point out where another person's performance falls short of his or her potential. Don't be so hard on everyone else; just keep doing whatever you can to lead by example.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
You may be overly busy today, but you would probably rather be relaxing. Your first impulse is to have fun now, yet you intuitively know that the current temptations are testing you in many ways. Don't give in to your happy-go-lucky inner child; act maturely and do the responsible grown-up thing instead.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
It's not easy to get a handle on your spending now, especially if you are considering a purchase of a luxury item. A piece of beautiful artwork, a new set of kitchenware or even an upgrade to your car can add something special to your life. But these purchases may still leave you feeling empty. Look beyond the material world now for a deeper fulfillment.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
Naturally, you like to look your best, no matter what you are doing. Today, however, you may take this concept a little farther as irrepressible Mars in your 1st House of Physicality squares overindulgent Jupiter. Keep in mind that it will be more of a struggle if you don't rein yourself in and underplay your contributions rather than grandstanding.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Although your dreams may be unrealistic, you aren't ready to give up on them just yet. In fact, you are quite enthused. You believe that your thinking is clear, but that's because you may not be aware of how much others are influencing you now. Nevertheless, if you talk to your best supporters and ask them each for feedback, make sure you listen to what they say.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Your key planet Jupiter is on center stage for the next few days, bringing the financial aspects of a current opportunity into light. Others could offer to buy you something for nothing, but rest assured that someone will be there later on to collect on a debt or promise. Instead of having to face disappointment later, don't blow up your expectations out of proportion.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
You can feel the positive energy returning, but you aren't sure whether or not to trust it. You may still be smarting from a recent brush with an authority, yet you have new ideas to turn previous setbacks to your advantage. Don't worry about winning versus losing; just doing your absolute best is good enough.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
You may go out of your way today to see both sides of a complex issue, but this exercise doesn't necessarily bring you any closer to resolution. Fortunately, finding a solution isn't as important as you think. Just getting all the hidden agendas out into the open is enough mischief for one day.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
You are beginning to see new benefits of having friends who actually support you and your work. It might take you by surprise when an associate goes out of his or her way to help you, without expecting anything in return. Instead of feigning self-sufficiency and pushing others away, graciously accept their help with a smile.

9/7/2008 9:15:31 AM

oops. didn't look this morning lol

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"Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20) Taking on so many chores may impress others at first, but everything changes if you don't complete much of what you start. Fortunately, now you can break down a large task into many smaller components and then focus on each one separately. Although the entire job may be overwhelming, it's simpler if you take it one step at a time."

hmmm...now wtf is this large task.

9/7/2008 5:33:51 PM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
This is a crucial day because expansive Jupiter forms a harmonious trine with contractive Saturn, stabilizing our enthusiasm with realism. Communicator Mercury also joins assertive Mars, which adds force to our words. Mercury's square to Jupiter can distort our perspective and our logic, turning a minor disagreement into a more bothersome conflict. The Moon's entry into ambitious Capricorn at 3:44 pm EDT makes it even more difficult to back down.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You have a healthy balance now between current professional opportunities and the amount of effort you're willing to expend to reach your goals. But you must pay careful attention to what you say, because your words may not accurately convey your thinking. Soften your approach or someone might misinterpret your boldness as bravado, rather than confidence.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
You are familiar with that sweet spot where creativity and productivity meet seamlessly to make you look your best. Instead of taking full liberty to express whatever you are feeling, today you have the common sense to exercise enough self-restraint so that others will respect your work. Maintaining objectivity will get you further than being overly emotional.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
Although you may need to defend your right to do something your own way today, it's better to approach conflict from the perspective of cooperative negotiation, rather than adversarial conflict. You can see both sides of an issue now, and your willingness to admit that freely will strengthen, not weaken, your position.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
Paradoxically, carefully defining your limits allows others to assist you in reaching your goals. They feel more comfortable knowing exactly what you want, making it easier for them to figure out how they can help. But once you've shared your needs, don't go on talking or you'll only confuse the issue. Being rational is more important than feeling comfortable with the situation.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Taking care of business -- at work or at home -- is easier today because you are less likely to get hung up on irrelevant details. Trust your instincts about how to balance your energy between work and play. But this isn't about being lazy; it's about prioritizing your day for maximum positive impact, which may even involve working late into the evening.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
Taking cues from others today is not a good idea, for they may throw you off track. Your best advice now comes from within, from just doing what makes the most sense. The time for endless analysis and planning is past. Just jump in and play it by ear. You should be able to pull it off as long as you can maintain a sense of humor.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
You make the most progress now not by striving to get ahead in your career, but by integrating your spiritual beliefs into your everyday life. You may have to step down from a lifestyle that has grown less and less attractive, but you'll be happier in the long run if you are doing work that is consistent with your soul's purpose.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Listen to the advice that is being given to you by your friends and associates now, because there is probably some solid truth in what they are saying. You may not agree with all their details, but remaining open to the gist of their advice can teach you exactly what you need to learn at this time.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Even if you are in a phase of steady growth, remember that you won't be rewarded unless you actually do the work. You are often the lucky one as great opportunities come your way, but now you'll need to actually co-create the break you want. Taking responsibility by having pride in your work can increase your chances for success.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Consummating a business deal or a romantic relationship today spells success as propitious Jupiter trines your key planet, karmic Saturn. Instead of getting what you deserve now, you probably can do even better than that. But be careful about taking on too many responsibilities that can scatter your energy. Focus your intentions first, and then don't hold back.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
This can be an auspicious day for you if you are willing to show a little more vulnerability than usual. Holding back your emotions often allows you to better navigate through a tricky situation. Now, however, avoiding feelings only adds to your frustration. But endless rambling about your fantasies won't help either. Go ahead and talk about your fears and desires, but only as it relates to your current predicament.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Hopefully, you'll be given an opportunity today to show off your extraordinary diplomatic skills. Without being overly contemplative, you just seem to know what other people's limits are and how to motivate them to reach their fullest potential. Don't be afraid of being pragmatic, for this ultimately allows you to also be the most effective.

9/8/2008 8:21:46 AM

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"Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20) You are familiar with that sweet spot where creativity and productivity meet seamlessly to make you look your best. Instead of taking full liberty to express whatever you are feeling, today you have the common sense to exercise enough self-restraint so that others will respect your work. Maintaining objectivity will get you further than being overly emotional."

hmm...

9/8/2008 8:23:36 AM

ahhhemmm

9/9/2008 8:59:21 AM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
Over the past few days we have been tempted by overindulgent Jupiter as it squared physical Mars and mental Mercury. Today it is sweet Venus who squares Jupiter, attracting us to beauty in her many forms. We are still feeling the sensible restraint of yesterday's Jupiter-Saturn trine while the Moon in practical Capricorn encourages cautious optimism as it conjuncts Jupiter. It's a delicate balance between being overly serious and overly cavalier.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You may be more interested in making someone else comfortable today than you are in yourself. But oddly enough, your motivation may still be a bit selfish, for if people around you are having a good time, your chances of being happy are better, too -- especially if others respond favorably to you in your role as gracious host.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
You may have a pretty even-tempered approach toward work today, but will ultimately take the easy way out if it is offered to you. Your key planet Venus will seduce you into saying yes to pleasure, even if you must temporarily set your responsibilities aside. As long as you realize that you aren't escaping permanently; you're just seeking to delay the inevitable.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
Your creativity knows no bounds today, yet your ideas can be so big and bold that you aren't very productive. It's perfectly acceptable to try to get by doing less than usual now, even if your boss doesn't think so. Just don't take your pleasure seeking too far. If you do, you'll likely land in a big heap of trouble that will take time to make right.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
It's interesting that you may be more forgiving now than at other times, as your idea of love leans toward sweet care and supportive nurturing. You may be overcompensating for an authoritative posture you recently had to take. Being aware of your impact on others can prevent you from going overboard with your permissive attitude. Find a balance between total acceptance and tough love.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Although your birthday may have come and gone, today may feel like a day when you can make a wish and have it come true. But as enjoyable as an unrealistic fantasy is, you're better off now focusing on the more practical aspects of your daydreams, for they reveal important clues about what's around the next bend.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
You may decide to accept a social invitation today with the Moon-Jupiter conjunction in your 5th House of Fun and Games. Unfortunately, a square from alluring Venus could encourage you to play when you really should be working or to spend money that you don't have. Ultimately, the more practical you can be, the better you will feel about yourself at the end of the day. There's still time in the evening to enjoy yourself.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
Everything seems to be working in your favor with your ruling planet Venus in easygoing Libra. But you would be unwise to believe that you can simply turn on your charm and get anything you want. Trying to sweet-talk someone into seeing things your way is fine for social chatter, but when it comes to something important, it's not a substitute for logic and common sense.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
If your life seems complicated now, remember that these complex social circumstances didn't appear out of thin air. Part of your problem may stem from someone trying to thwart your progress. Even if you feel hopeless, it's less overwhelming and more effective to break down the situation into separate issues and take care of them one at a time.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You can be very appreciative of your friends today, yet can also be a bit idealistic about your relationships in general. Be careful of making decisions in order to live up to anyone else's expectations of you instead of paying attention to your own needs. Don't worry so much about others, for you can waste precious time and energy by pretending to be someone you are not.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Others may claim to be looking out for your best interests now, but this may not be the case. Nevertheless, it still might be an ideal time to ask for a raise. Naturally, you want to be paid what you are worth. Just keep in mind that your expectations may be inflated, so don't ask for more than you deserve.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Your confidence should grow throughout the day, but taking any position too far can elicit a swift and sobering response. You may have some fairly fixed ideas of how things should run in your life, but keeping a flexible attitude about your goals can help smooth out the rough spots today. Maintaining objectivity can be quite helpful, but only if you are willing to see things from another point of view, too.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
You are eager to get to the bottom of a mystery where you work. You may believe that a colleague isn't telling everything and this motivates you to uncover what he or she is keeping from you. But it's counterproductive to push too hard prior to having some solid evidence. You may be better off waiting a few days to see what information surfaces on its own.

9/9/2008 9:05:38 AM

Quote :

"Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20) You may have a pretty even-tempered approach toward work today, but will ultimately take the easy way out if it is offered to you. Your key planet Venus will seduce you into saying yes to pleasure, even if you must temporarily set your responsibilities aside. As long as you realize that you aren't escaping permanently; you're just seeking to delay the inevitable."

ha, that means i should just leave early.

9/9/2008 9:12:09 AM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
We are adapting to being around other people more than usual as Mercury, Venus and Mars travel together in the social sign of Libra. But we may seek relief if the noise has been too much. Luckily the struggle between work and play begins to settle down today as the conservative Capricorn Moon moves away from yesterday's conjunction with austere Saturn. The energy starts to lighten up, allowing us to receive the joy that is present in our lives.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You still have a lot to do at work and won't be able to relax until you have fulfilled your current obligations. Fortunately, it's not that difficult now to stay focused on your tasks. Try to find a healthy balance between being responsible and being independent. By acknowledging both sides of your nature, you should be able to finish your job while also enjoying yourself.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
Your no-nonsense practicality works wonders for you today because others believe they can rely on you. Instead of interpreting a current situation based on your preferences, you are wise enough to separate your opinions from the facts. But just because you seem to know what's going on and what to do about it, this doesn't give you the right to force your plan on anyone else.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
It's wonderful when your cleverness is working well for you, and you may be so sharp today that you can avoid an unpleasant topic without others even realizing that you outsmarted them. It would be healthier for you to slow down and explore your resistance to an emotional issue now, even if there are other things to do that would be more pleasant.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
You may grow tired of being the one who is more sensitive in a relationship. It can be frustrating if you listen carefully to what others say and try to see things from their point of view, but they don't seem to care as much about what's happening from your perspective. If this is the case, maybe it's time to start a discussion about it or, at least, establish some healthy boundaries to protect your feelings.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Managing your schedule can be crucial today as the Moon in your 6th House of Daily Routines emphasizes your need for consistency. It's easy to get thrown off track, though, because you have so many things on your plate. Paying extra attention to details early in the day can make everything run smoother later on.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
Trust your creative instincts today, for they will lead you in the right direction today. Instead of spending lots of time in careful analysis of the current situation -- as you are often prone to do -- the best way to handle the uncertainties now is to just do what feels right. Don't let your head talk you out of what is in your heart.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
You would be unwise to jump into an emotionally volatile situation today, even if you are committed to helping someone else through his or her little drama. However, this doesn't mean you should walk away if your presence can make a difference. Just be careful about losing your perspective by becoming agitated. A cool and methodical approach will have better results than getting worked up into a tizzy.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You may need to have a serious talk with one of your siblings or close friends today. There may have been a problem a while back and even if you thought everything was fine, apparently unresolved feelings are still seething beneath the surface. Open and honest discussion is the best way to tackle the sticky issues that lurk just out of sight.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Being fiscally conservative today is a smart idea, but be careful about your motives for not spending. If you are really trying to save money, then it makes sense to pass on a discretionary purchase. But if you are making a deal with yourself to justify an even larger purchase in a few days, then you should rethink your plan. Let each purchase in your life stand on its own merit.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
If you have been trying to keep your feelings to yourself, you may run out of steam today and finally let down your barriers. You may be overly protective of those you love, passing over your self-disclosure because you don't want to upset them. On the other hand, don't suppress your own emotions or you could end up hurting yourself more.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
You may be growing impatient, but it's a good idea to hold in your feelings just a little bit longer. If you express what's on your mind today, your words could lose impact because you jumped the gun. Balance your need to get something off your chest with being mature enough to wait for the optimum time. It will be more effective to speak your heart tomorrow when the Moon returns to your sign.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
This is a transition day when you are between two significant periods. Your feelings have been running deep for the last few days, making it hard to keep your relationships on an even keel. The energy will pick up again by the weekend. Now, however, it's best to take it easy and get ready for what's ahead.

9/10/2008 8:24:34 AM

shit just got real...

damn

9/10/2008 8:50:02 AM

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
You may grow tired of being the one who is more sensitive in a relationship. It can be frustrating if you listen carefully to what others say and try to see things from their point of view, but they don't seem to care as much about what's happening from your perspective. If this is the case, maybe it's time to start a discussion about it or, at least, establish some healthy boundaries to protect your feelings.



Wow that shit is "getting real"

9/10/2008 9:04:09 AM

all i gathered from mine is if i passed up the chicken biscuit for breakfast so i could go out and eat lunch later in the week then i'm not being very responsible with my money...


i should have just gotten the biscuit...


now i'll be hungry all morning

9/10/2008 9:07:27 AM

^ awww. I'll meet ya halfway and buy ya lunch.

Quote :

"Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20) Your no-nonsense practicality works wonders for you today because others believe they can rely on you. Instead of interpreting a current situation based on your preferences, you are wise enough to separate your opinions from the facts. But just because you seem to know what's going on and what to do about it, this doesn't give you the right to force your plan on anyone else."

hmm...so I guess I'm reliable and dependable today.

9/10/2008 10:38:39 AM

oh damn...i just saw this!

first of all...what is half way...

and second of all...i think i might feel a little bad if you bought my lunch...

i've already taken advantage of your generosity enough...and still will at least once more....haha

9/10/2008 10:58:07 AM

good thing i didn't get that biscuit yesterday...


since i have to replace the ac in my house

9/11/2008 7:30:58 AM

lol. a couple dollar bucks ain't gonna fix the ac, b.

9/11/2008 7:32:08 AM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
The Moon enters eccentric Aquarius at 3:19 am EDT, enabling us to be part of the group while maintaining our individuality. Luckily, it's easy to be a non-conformist, yet still be accepted as an insider, for the charming conjunction between friendly Venus and energetic Mars fuels our creativity. Although mental Mercury is now separating from Venus and Mars in harmonious Libra, acting diplomatically is an important part of our strategy.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
Love is on your mind when sweet Venus joins your ruling planet Mars. They meet in your 7th House of Partnerships, enabling you to bounce your creative ideas off someone else in a fun-filled manner. But you might not be interested in true intimacy; for now it's enough to know that the closeness is within reach if you want it.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
Your key planet Venus in your 6th House of Health receives a shot of adrenaline from red-hot Mars today. Consider ways to boost your immune system while you are feeling good, instead of waiting until you are under the weather. For the best results, combine rigorous exercise, proper diet and plenty of sleep. Not only will you feel better now, but your wellbeing can be positively impacted for life.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
All you need is love today, and you have an excellent shot at receiving what you want. Unfortunately, a pleasant day or two won't necessarily cement a long-term relationship, but it still might be a sensual surprise that you remember for a long time to come. Don't push your luck; it's crucial that you know when to stop.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
If you are called to play the role of mediator today, don't back down just because you don't know how much you will be able to help. Instead, do what you do best and be a caring listener. Just stay present and honestly tell others what you think. Your attentiveness to everyone's needs can make a big difference.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Although you may be working harder than usual, you cannot seem to get ahead. But don't worry too much about this, for your luck is likely to change, especially if you don't give up too soon. Your positive attitude can be enough to turn things around for you, while quitting prematurely will surely prevent you from reaching your goals.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
If you have been under financial stress recently, now you can begin to work your way out of it. The Venus-Mars conjunction in your 2nd House of Income suggests that you can combine originality with good judgment to improve your income while feeling better about yourself. Just keep in mind that it could take a few days for your current actions to have their impact.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
Your key planet Venus is in your sign now, telling you what you want in no uncertain terms. The close presence of courageous Mars can add to your sense of self-confidence. But conveying your clarity is tricky because others may see you as cocky. Using your famous Libra sweetness to soften your sharp edges can help you to get what you want.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Your key planet Mars is kinder and gentler today as graceful Venus aligns with it in your 12th House of Spiritual Practice. Compassion comes easier to you now, but it's not just a mental construct. You are ready to put your feelings into action by helping those who are less fortunate than you and who could benefit from a caring friend.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You are usually able to get along well with others and make friends easily, and today your social charm comes even more naturally. You could be the life of a party, for your lighthearted attitude is contagious. But this isn't just about pleasure; you can turn your uplifting attitude toward community issues now, or even national politics. Don't be hesitant to get involved, for you have a lot to offer.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
As long as you have your sights set on long-term goals now, you should be able to make a lot of progress. Your 10th House of Status is charged up by action-hero Mars, yet the conjunction from lovely Venus allows you to get away with being pushy. No one seems to mind your direct manner today as long as you take the time to listen to what they have to say, too.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
You aren't hesitant to let others know how you are feeling today. The Moon's return to your sign is a sure indication that your emotions will be highly charged now. Meanwhile Venus and Mars, the cosmic lovers, are kissing in your 9th House of Big Ideas. Give yourself permission to dream about your ideal romance. And then move gently yet firmly in that direction.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Your romantic fantasies may be intense today and could focus on the deeper issues that intimacy can reveal. It's no use, though, assuming that your current dreams will turn into reality because it may be too large of an order. Take it slowly now and your chances of getting what you want should continue to improve.

9/11/2008 8:03:02 AM

action hero

9/11/2008 12:24:50 PM

Quote :

"Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20) Your key planet Venus in your 6th House of Health receives a shot of adrenaline from red-hot Mars today. Consider ways to boost your immune system while you are feeling good, instead of waiting until you are under the weather. For the best results, combine rigorous exercise, proper diet and plenty of sleep. Not only will you feel better now, but your wellbeing can be positively impacted for life. "

blah...I want to sleep now.

9/11/2008 12:35:32 PM

My bump my bump my lovely lady bump

9/12/2008 9:20:34 AM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
The Sun's annual opposition to wild and crazy Uranus can turn a perfectly normal day into a very memorable one. You are likely to experience a few unexpected twists and turns as others in your life act out of character and perhaps in ways that are counter to your goals. Unfortunately, they will only become more radical if you try to control them. The independent Aquarius Moon encourages you to remain unattached from any sort of emotional drama.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You might be trying to get through your day with a minimal amount of disruption, but nothing you do seems to be able to avert trouble. You may be forced by necessity to abandon your carefully constructed plans and fly by the seat of your pants. Luckily, your impulsive nature will allow you to see this as an opportunity to bring more excitement into your life.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
You could show the world your creative genius today, or you might just reveal the workings of an incoherent mind. Either extreme can be shocking, but oddly enough there may not be much difference between being a magician and being a madman. The contrast is largely created by social context, so make sure that you will be supported in your radical thinking before you tell anyone about your ideas.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
Your boss might not be able to support you today in the way you wish. Whether he or she is absent, on vacation or is against your current plan, you may need to do extra work now in order to stay even. Remember, solid communication can make the difference between success and failure.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
You could schedule yourself so tightly today that any little setback can make everything tumble to the ground. Take the pressure off by saying "no" in advance. Don't wait until it's too late or you could end up being very frustrated as you attempt to keep it together. Once you have pared back your calendar, you'll be ready for anything.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
You may be quite surprised when money issues rise to the top of your tasks now, even if you weren't planning on doing any financial work. Luckily, your mind is quick and sharp today, but you could be so abrupt that you end up hurting those you love instead of helping them. Don't get sidetracked by someone else's business. Make progress on your own issues instead.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
You need to show off your extraordinary work skills today, but your extra efforts could backfire on you. You might be more overbearing than usual which could annoy your colleagues, even if you accomplish quite a bit. But it's not your concern if others cannot keep up with you. Just do what you must and let the relationship chips fall as they may.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
You might not be very clear these days about your feelings in a relationship. If you are pushed to express something you weren't planning to reveal, the reactions can be volatile and turn your life upside down. But anything that comes out into the open today can help you see the variety of possibilities that are now in front of you.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Breaking away from a group of your friends or workmates can help you to see things from a new perspective. You want more independence now and you are going to have it, whatever the personal cost. You can no longer live with someone controlling every minor detail of your life. Change is inevitable, but you needn't do everything all at once.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Someone in your family may be flexing their muscles of freedom, and you are not so sure you want to settle down yourself. You are agitated, like an insect before a storm. Don't try to figure out the current circumstances on your own. Instead, ask for the wise counsel of others. The advice you receive now, especially at work, can also help you solve your domestic dilemma.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
You may be pretty sure about where you are heading in life, but you can learn something today that makes you question whether or not you are on the right track. Being flexible is usually a smart strategy, but don't change course now unless you absolutely must.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
The Moon remains in your eclectic sign today to reinforce the shenanigans of unruly Uranus. A series of trines from the personal planets to the Moon help you integrate powerful recent experiences. But it's the Sun's stressful opposition to your key planet Uranus that can turn your world inside out, especially in the realms of intimate relationships. Know where you stand, but also remain open to others.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
You are not one to act cautiously today, especially when confronted by someone else. If it's your partner, be open to talking about the issues he or she raises. If it's your boss, don't resist the criticism you receive. Responding with self-restraint now enables you to increase your sense of freedom in the near future.

9/12/2008 9:25:25 AM

SATURDAY

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
It's a kinder and gentler day as sweet Venus forms an easygoing trine with the karmic North Node of the Moon and healing Chiron. It seems natural to forgive others now, without having to hang on to old hurts. Letting go of the past makes room for whatever comes next in our lives. Fortunately, the Moon's entry into compassionate Pisces at 12:03 pm EDT further helps us along our spiritual path. There's no reason to hold on to anything we no longer need.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You may be hesitant to trust your feelings, even if you want to believe that everything is getting better. You might even fight against the changes as your life settles down. It's not that you don't want a more reasonable life; it's just that you have had a taste of excitement and are not looking forward to creating stability if it means endless boredom. Try to appreciate the slower pace without getting stuck in the same old rut.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
It feels good today as you pick up an old project that you set aside or begin thinking about what you can do to make your life more pleasant. But if you pay extra careful attention to your feelings, you can get a glimmer of truth as to where your life is leading. Be careful, though, that you don't push too hard to reach the wrong goal.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
You know what you must do today, but that doesn't mean that you'll do it. You aren't ready yet to forgo the fun and games that seem to follow you these days wherever you go. Try not to become too blase about your feelings, because they hold the key to your future. Show your pride by openly expressing your true nature.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
You are anticipating the energetic shift, but even though you might be ready for a new adventure, you could also push it away out of fear. You may believe that everything is moving too fast and that the pace is beyond your control. Don't be afraid to let go of the past so you can be ready for the future.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Your emotions deepen throughout the day and there appears to be no way to escape the intensity. Fortunately, you are not likely to be scared off by a little relationship drama, especially if it ultimately helps you to remember something very important from your past. Reminding yourself of an old story can give you the current motivation to make a crucial change.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
You might feel a fresh wave of energy washing through your life today, yet it's challenging to know which way to turn. Unfortunately, looking to friends or partners for clarity may not help much, because your agenda is so different from theirs. Nevertheless, another person's perspective can give you a much needed alternative point of view.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
You might want to hide today, yet it's not about fear right now. What's most important to you now is doing your chores or homework so you can move toward your larger goals. Even if it feels like you're not making much progress, keep on doing what comes naturally. Trusting your inner guidance may not be easy, but it's what you need to do.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You can be a bit unreliable today with your time. It's not that you can't finish what you start; it's simply that your daydreams can get in the way of what needs to happen now. Push yourself by setting up a few appointments in advance, and don't cancel them after you have made a commitment. Once you have completed your work, give yourself permission to also schedule time for your dreams.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
It's one of those days when you might want to just stay home and space out with your family or with a few friends. You're not at your best right now because your feelings may contradict your logic. Even if you have important things to do, you might talk yourself into believing that they will get done on their own. Nevertheless, not much will be accomplished without your effort. Find a healthy balance between productivity and relaxation.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
It's hard for you to sit still today. It's as if your body is filled with anticipation and you cannot easily settle it down. You may attempt to suppress your jitters in a social setting because you aren't really interested in shaking things up. Even if you aren't planning to take any risks that show your vulnerability, remember that personal disclosure is your fastest way to gain intimacy with someone you admire.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
You can try to settle back into an old relationship pattern today, yet it's wiser to try to push through the resistance and make the necessary changes in your plans for the future. You can intellectually justify your safe approach to life right now, but the cluster of planets in your 9th House of High Ideals won't let you get away with taking the easy way out. Be resolute and get to work.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
The Moon's entry into your sign can push your emotions up to the surface where you eagerly wear them on your sleeve. You want everyone to know how you are feeling because you think that will make you less lonely. Unfortunately, you could just bring someone else down with your sad song. It's your choice, change your tune or just sing it to yourself.

9/15/2008 8:20:19 AM

SUNDAY

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
The psychic Pisces Moon opens our intuitive channels, allowing us to be more sensitive to other people's unspoken feelings. It may be hard to separate our own emotions from those we pick up from everyone else. Superhero Mars harmoniously trines maverick Chiron, prompting us to swing into action to fix anything that seems awry. Meanwhile, a Mercury-Venus conjunction turns up our charm, even if we must initiate discussion about difficult subjects.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
Although you may be in the presence of good friends who can easily distract you today, you still feel the pressure to get your chores finished before you go off to play. It's not a good idea to break from your regular routine, even if you are looking for a way out. Keep your dissatisfaction to yourself, mind your own business and then take time later to enjoy yourself.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
You may have a very specific idea of what you want to do today. You might even think that any deviation from your plan means that you cannot be happy, but nothing could be further from the truth. Your view of reality could actually be a bit distorted now, so don't be too concerned if the day unfolds very differently than you imagined.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
Although you may seem like all is well, you might actually feel a bit unsettled today as family matters distract you from a day of relaxation. You don't have to let other people's anxieties overwhelm you. It's entirely possible to enjoy yourself while still being emotionally available to those you love.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
You may be ready for a pleasant day at home, but it's likely that you won't be able to avoid getting involved with a project to make your environment look nicer. This could be as simple as a bit of basic cleaning or as complex as remodeling a room. Either way, don't try to do everything all at once. Take time to enjoy yourself along the way.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
You may need to adjust your thinking about how you relate to a close friend or business partner, especially when it comes to money. Your need to iron out all the details of a financial arrangement could be frustrated from a lack of information or a misunderstanding of each other's assumptions. Even if you want closure, it may be smarter to leave things open ended for now.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
The uncertainty of your life could overtake your confidence as the Sun in your sign bumps into nebulous Neptune. But you are able to cover any anxiety you may be feeling because your key planet Mercury conjuncts friendly Venus. Fortunately, what you lose to fuzzy thinking, you gain in charm, creativity and social grace.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
Ask for what you want and you just might receive it today as clever Mercury lines up with your key planet Venus, enabling you to be very convincing. But you must push yourself to be heard, for your energy may be softened by sweet Venus. Be as specific as possible in your request; the more details you can supply, the better your chances are of getting what you want.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You could easily misread someone's intentions today and turn an unimportant comment into a significant event. Part of the problem is that your perspective is a bit distorted now and it's hard to gauge the relative importance of what you learn. It may be better to wait a day or two before you respond in order to see what happens.s.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Your current discomfort stems from other people requesting more information from you than you have. You won't be able to get away with making something up, for they will know right away that you are covering up what you don't know. Just be honest; share the facts as you know them and freely admit the limits of your knowledge.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Your best-laid plans can fall apart today as the details begin to unravel. Hopefully, you can see this as a positive experience, for you are being given an advance warning that your idea needs more work. Don't try to force the issue and put everything back together. Instead, observe what needs additional attention and think about it for a day or two before taking corrective action.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
It's hard to know how far to dig when seeking answers today. If you delve too deeply, you just might uncover something you wish you didn't know. If you don't dig far enough, then you won't have all the facts you need to make the best decision. Ultimately, when the answer comes to you, be ready for a surprise, for it may not be what you expect.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Even if you are quite certain about a recent decision, it may become more apparent today that you need to reconsider your not-so-final answer. Be careful, though, about trusting your instincts now; a flash of apparent inspiration could steer you in the wrong direction. Even if you see it all clearly, check out your logic with a close friend or partner.

9/15/2008 8:30:10 AM

TODAY

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
The imaginative Pisces Full Moon at 5:13 am EDT encourages us to dream in order to offset the highly focused Virgo Sun. The diffusive process of surrendering into our fantasies can awaken our creative spirit, especially because the Full Moon conjuncts shocking Uranus. Although we are still feeling the harmonizing effects of the long-term Jupiter-Saturn trine, impulsive actions can overtake common sense today as the Moon enters Aries at 5:38 pm.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
If someone has been withholding the truth from you, today's Full Moon in your 12th House of Secrets can open the floodgates and deliver the information you've been lacking. The good news is that you are now more aware of what's going on. The bad news is that you may learn more than you want to know. However difficult it is adjusting to your newfound perspective, you may rest assured that ignorance is not bliss.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
Your friends could surprise you today as the Full Moon in your social 11th House joins up with unexpected Uranus. No matter what kind of plans you have, they will likely change. Don't try to resist the flow now; unnecessary rigidity can cost you. Remaining flexible is your key to happiness at this time.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
A sudden shift in the political climate at work could free you up to pursue something you have fostered interest in over the years. Don't worry if it seems more like a diversion, for even the most trivial fascination could grow into a new vocation over time. It's not necessary to map out all the details yet; just go ahead and follow your fancy now without worrying about the results.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
You might learn something today that gives you a good reason to change your mind about an important political or religious issue. Even if you have been ambivalent, now you are ready to make a choice that could impact the flow of your life in years to come. Just keep in mind that this is not about any kind of final answer. As you pick up new information, you might change your mind again

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
The Full Moon in your 8th House of Shared Resources could place unexpected stress on your finances now. If you have any property or investments that involve others, there may be complex issues as you try to resolve the problems. Taking a risk today could actually pay off for you and your partners.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
Someone that you can normally depend on isn't very reliable today, so it may be better now to go ahead and just take care of everything yourself. If you are leaning on others, try not to freak out if they just don't come through for you now. Instead of blaming anyone else, focus your attention on what you can change, rather than on what someone else did wrong.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
Expect a break from the monotony today as you respond to someone's request for help. The Full Moon falls in your 6th House of Details, exposing the trappings of doing things the same old way as usual. Instead, try working in a contrary manner and you could accomplish quite a lot.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You are ready for a bit of playful competition today and, with a little bit of luck, you should get it. Participating in team sports is one possibility, but your need for fun could take other forms too. Whatever might put a smile on your face is worth pursuing at this time. Don't waste time explaining yourself to your co-workers; instead, just do it.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
A minor upset in the home could pull you away from your work-related obligations. But professional conditions may not give you the luxury of taking time off to take care of personal business. The Full Moon in your 4th House of Security can stir issues about your own basic foundation. Once you are fully attuned to what's happening, everything will be easier to change.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Today's Full Moon falls in your 3rd House of Immediate Environment suggesting that the overall pace of your life can be quite hectic now. Normally you don't like too much going on, so you could be ready to pull the plug and make a lot of the excess noise go away. Be careful; although you can easily eliminate an activity or two, if you attempt to avoid important interactions, they will become more difficult later on.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Your 2nd House of Money is cooking today as the Full Moon aligns with electrifying Uranus. It's hard to tell which way this aspect will manifest, for it also increases your need for independence. One thing is for sure, you aren't likely to just take off for a few days because you have too much to do. Finding a healthy balance now between your needs and those of others is essential.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
You have been holding back long enough. It's time that others realize who you are and what's important to you. Don't think about what's good for anyone else. Don't even ask for advice now, for the answer will most likely be of no help. Pushing your own agenda forward will not only get you closer to your goals, but will also make everyone aware of your abilities.

9/15/2008 8:34:01 AM

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"Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20) Your friends could surprise you today as the Full Moon in your social 11th House joins up with unexpected Uranus. No matter what kind of plans you have, they will likely change. Don't try to resist the flow now; unnecessary rigidity can cost you. Remaining flexible is your key to happiness at this time. "

where's my surprise, damnit?

9/15/2008 9:19:46 AM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
The enterprising Aries Moon reminds us of all the things we can accomplish if we truly have faith in ourselves. Self-confidence can make a huge difference in determining whether others will believe in us or not. We are most powerful when we don't accept the limitations we naturally place around ourselves. But pleasurable Venus, now in her home sign of Libra, can create some emotional uncertainty in love as she bumps up against quixotic Uranus.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You are ready to take on the world today now that the Moon is back in your sign, but your eagerness could spell trouble. It's not that you are incapable of doing extraordinary things; it's just that you can set yourself up for failure because you aren't willing to take a realistic look at your needs. Increase your chances of finding happiness by scaling back your expectations just a little bit.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
You cannot put your finger on the source of your irritation today as the Moon in your 12th House of Secrets keeps something hidden from view. It feels important for you to find out what's missing, but the crucial information could elude your watchful eye. Instead of pushing for the truth, try accepting what you know while waiting for the rest to surface.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
It's difficult for you to stay focused on work today as your 5th and 11th Houses of Love are hot and bothered. There may be an element of surprise as unpredictable Uranus is drawn into the action and it's hard for you to know which way to respond. Instead of allowing your work to suffer because of your social proclivities, turn your chores into a game and then play for keeps.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
You don't need to wait for instructions from your boss today, for you can simply intuit what he or she wants from you. Still, you'll have to be careful or you can jump to a conclusion that isn't justifiable. Rather than spending your precious time doing something that's not spiritually rewarding, hold your contemplative attitude as close to the surface as possible.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
You may not try very hard to control your outward enthusiasm today. This can be quite exciting to some of your friends or associates, yet others may quickly tire of your big ideas. Talking less and doing more can show your possible detractors that you are more than just hype. Delivering the goods is more important now than just having a cosmic attitude.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
A friend or co-worker might shock you today by doing something that's totally outrageous. You could be caught off guard by the depth of emotions being expressed, but it's smart now not to show your surprise or any negative judgment. Instead of being overly reactive, hold your current position and don't lose your balance.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
Your key planet Venus conveys feelings of attachment while erratic Uranus tells us about independence. You are attracted to someone or something at work today, yet this isn't your typical romance, for you want your freedom as much as you want love. Don't struggle too hard as you try to find a comfortable middle ground.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You have new ideas about how to get your job done faster today, but something is gnawing at the back of your mind as you wonder about the relationship between inventiveness and routine. Although you may be attracted to relaxing with a few select friends, work needs to come first. Maintaining healthy priorities helps you be more successful.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
It doesn't really matter how much work you have to do today, you are right on the edge of writing yourself a permission slip and then sneaking off to play. Unfortunately this is a great idea for another day; right now you have to keep an engaged appearance while fulfilling your obligations. Work hard early in the day so you can take advantage of all the fun later on.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
You have a lot on your mind today, yet it's tough to give your work the proper attention when you are needed by a close friend or family member. It may seem that you can escape your domestic responsibilities if you are involved at work, but this isn't true. Instead, make your personal commitments top priority and let your professional obligations slip for a day or two.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
You might want to shake things up a bit today, but change isn't always the best idea, especially if everything is working. It's one thing to try doing a work task in a new way because you are seeking more effective and efficient methods. But doing it differently just because you are bored may not be the best strategy for the day. Don't try to fix what isn't broken.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Today your uncharacteristic desire to be seen as different from everyone else can make your interactions with others somewhat strained. You may get frustrated because you are attracted to someone who seems as if he or she would make a close friend or intimate partner, but you don't want to change in order to make it work. Be willing to walk away from a relationship if you cannot be yourself in it.

9/16/2008 8:33:56 AM

^ha lets go play later

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"Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20) You cannot put your finger on the source of your irritation today as the Moon in your 12th House of Secrets keeps something hidden from view. It feels important for you to find out what's missing, but the crucial information could elude your watchful eye. Instead of pushing for the truth, try accepting what you know while waiting for the rest to surface."

and I know what my irritation is. retarded people and my internets screwing up.

9/16/2008 8:37:43 AM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
The Moon is in pioneering Aries, prompting us to explore new ways of living, but the energy settles down when the Moon enters stabilizing Taurus at 8:56 pm EDT. Logical Mercury in balancing Libra wants us to be fair-minded, yet its disquieting quincunx with wild Uranus can create high anxiety. Luckily a harmonizing Venus-Neptune trine allows us to weave beautiful fantasies, which can be a fine way to escape from the drudgery of our everyday lives.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You are entering a zone where your recollections of your dreams will be very intense. But don't think that they will come true just by remembering them. You will have to pick out the parts of your imagined stories that make the most sense. Working hard to realize your potential is still your smartest move.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
Your key planet Venus receives a long-awaited, sweet kiss from spiritual Neptune today, shifting your attractions from the physical realm into imaginative worlds. This is the first step to making your wishes come true. The laws of attraction teach that you must concentrate your attention on what you most desire, but then you need to let go of your attachments and just believe.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
You are ready to talk up a storm today, but you could accidentally create a misunderstanding unless you think everything through before you open your mouth. You aren't particularly eager to do the work that is required, so consider taking off some time now to relax, before you get started.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
You might attempt to stay as objective as possible when telling a close friend about a current problem at home. Your confidant is open to listening to whatever it is you need to share, but he or she might not be able to give you the advice you are seeking. Instead of expecting more from others now, find what you need from within.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Things should improve for you today as the Moon enters back-to-basics Taurus, reminding you of how important it is for you to keep up your daily routine. But the impetus is strong for you to shake things up as erratic Uranus enters the picture now. Don't settle for what you already have; push gently toward your most original goals.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
You might have a minor meltdown today and if you do, events might not continue to unfold as expected. Luckily, they won't lead you into dangerous territory. Instead of fighting for what you want, this is a time to practice chilling out and being flexible. Use your natural mental agility to work your way through a difficult situation.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
You can be quite the artist or poet today, so pull out your craft supplies or journal and get busy. But this isn't just about performance; it's about contacting your dreams. Anything that puts you in touch with your spirit guides now can ultimately help to bring you closer to your desired destination.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You may have a whole lot going on within your imagination now, but you might not be so quick to share your fantasies with others. You can be very clever today at avoiding a discussion about those things you wish to keep to yourself. Don't worry, though, if some information leaks out into the atmosphere. You will certainly be able to handle the consequences.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
t's difficult for you to find a place of balance today between sharing with your friends and saying too much. Your boundaries aren't likely to be very clear, so be cautious about answering others without monitoring your reply. If someone asks the right questions, you could get so inspired that you forget your original goals.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
It's less than comfortable for you when you cannot string facts together into a coherent story. Today, you may have plenty data at your disposal, yet you don't seem to be able to make your point, no matter how hard you try. Avoid being argumentative; just stand firm for what you believe.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Don't waste a lot of energy trying to turn a belief of yours into the basis of a political discussion. It will be futile to defend your position unless you have all your information in a neat and tidy package so you can have quick access to it. Changing your mind isn't easy, but it should be smoother once you realize the benefits.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Expressions of love are not necessarily light and easy today, for you have more important issues on your mind. It's not the kind of day when you would just forget all about the complex emotional issues just for the sake of expediency. Don't worry if your feelings are too intense for others now; make sure to be honest and kind when talking about those you love.

9/17/2008 8:21:48 AM

this horoscope does absolutely nothing for me today... i'm no f-ing poet

9/17/2008 8:25:01 AM

so if what I desire most is sleep, I should let go of my work and go take a nap. BRILLIANT. Why didn't I think of that.

9/17/2008 8:30:06 AM