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"if i were one of these ideal girlfriends"

well, the thread is about IDEAL girlfriends. girls are just as every bit picky about guys.

7/11/2008 7:13:06 PM

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"i only expect no less that what i give lol "

i call b.s. on this for most guys. but for YOU dnl, i'll make an exception since i know you definitely have at least 2 degrees and are very, very classy.

7/11/2008 7:14:53 PM

sometimes i would just like the chance to try to be somebody's ideal gf....

i know that sounds crazy and girlish...and that's fine...


it's just been a really, really long time...

7/11/2008 7:14:56 PM

i dont feel i'm asking too much honestly...

7/11/2008 7:16:43 PM

damn this thread took off.

7/11/2008 7:19:00 PM

tww

7/11/2008 7:31:49 PM

My list would make Ben's look short. I don't even know where to start.

7/11/2008 7:36:23 PM

you boys

7/11/2008 7:42:59 PM

I'm off to pick up the chica; she doesn't cook, is kinda crazy, and really doesn't know what she wants to do w/ her life. But damn it she's 19, blonde, skinny, and loves to get down.

she might not be my ideal g/f, but she certainly meets booty call criteria....

7/11/2008 7:47:50 PM

i'll take 3 plz

7/11/2008 7:48:52 PM

^^ sounds nice man.

7/11/2008 7:52:15 PM

oh yeah, 2% milk plz

7/11/2008 10:31:24 PM

Discretion.

7/12/2008 12:37:45 AM

head scratches

gotta give'em

7/12/2008 1:22:09 AM

These are not in any particular order:

- Highly motivated/ambitious. Check
- Very intelligent and funny. Check
- Similar to me in drinking habits (3-4 times a year) Check
- Doesn't curse very often, unless necessary. I lose here big time
- Brunette (but doesn't have to be). Sandy blonde, so 1/2 credit
- Tall (5'6 - 6'0), athletic. Check
- Not addicted to cell phone or internet. Addicted to text msg
- outdoorsy, world-traveler type. Check
- Punctual, and usually wakes up early. (lazy people annoy me). This could be a deal breaker
- Similar taste in music. I love most all music
- Doesn't change moods every five minutes. Check
- Reliable, tough, trustworthy. Check




This is great... you guys really don't ask for much in a girl...I mean the "hole and two tits" was a great response. Seems like you guys wouldn't be so single, if this was the real standard you used.


BobbyDigital did make me laugh with "my dick" though...

7/12/2008 3:30:40 AM

No joke - my girl HAS at the end of a long workin' day for myself:

Had a bowl of chili and a beer ready for me with no top on at the door when I got home. She is the greatest woman ever to walk the planet.

7/12/2008 3:38:42 AM

does watch football count?

7/12/2008 10:28:53 PM

has to appreciate the amount of attn i give her? what about that one?

7/13/2008 12:57:32 AM

all i have ever wanted is for a girlfriend to be what she advertises.

and that means a couple years down the road and beyond, not just 3-6 months of pretending.

7/13/2008 1:10:36 AM

exactly

7/13/2008 1:11:20 AM

they must play:

7/13/2008 1:12:20 AM

-- self-reliant (has hobbies, friends, can manage her own affairs)
-- flexible; can try new things and doesn't always have to have things her way
-- giving and supportive: occasionally will cook, or take me out, or whatever--just so it's not the guy doing 90%
-- belongs to my religious denomination and shares many of my values
-- good dancer or can learn easily (ballroom/social dancing, don't care so much about drunken club dancing)
-- broad knowledge of what's going on in the world; can carry an intellectual conversation
-- can put up with my hobbies/my car

physical attributes:

-- on the tall side 5'7" - 5'10" preferably
-- some thickness (not excess thickness, there's a big difference) and some muscle (like a volleyball player)
-- lately my preference has shifted from blondes to brunettes

[Edited on July 13, 2008 at 1:20 AM. Reason : .]

7/13/2008 1:19:21 AM

There have been a couple lists that I agreed with completely... I'm just gonna throw my own out there too...

desired
Athletic and Cute... I like hearing a girl talk about the sports she plays(d) and I can share my own
experiences... don't necessarily need to play a sport together...
Loves boats and is willing to spend ALL weekend when it's >60degree's out on the lake
Drinks and isn't a sloppy emotional drunk
No drugs
Adventurous eater... Somebody who can show me new places and will go anywhere once.
Somebody who understands if you eat like shit you have to workout that much harder.
Understands what it's like to work 13+ hour days on a regular basis and how tired you get.
Passionate about what they do... I don't care if you make a lot, but I want somebody who is as
excited about what they do as I am.
Is ok with me not being around a whole lot during project season/work deadline
Wants kids in a few years
Comes from a solid and stable family
Fun to travel with
Well dressed (classic/preppy not trendy)
doesn't get pissed when I don't call when I usually do...
Self confident and self established
Doesn't mind if I go out with my friends with out her
Gets along with my friends but has Her own friends too (that I can get along with)

bonus points
Can Wake-Wake (wakeboarding) + 10
Graduate degree +5
Irish or English accent + 50

I've dated 5'0-6'2 girls... I'd say ~5'8 so I don't have to bend down all that far...

[Edited on July 13, 2008 at 1:58 AM. Reason : can correct my grammar without making me feel bad]

7/13/2008 1:54:27 AM

i didnt even read all that shit you just posted

but i can tell you that you wont have a girlfriend for a while

and it wont have anything to do with your likes/ dislikes.

7/13/2008 2:13:21 AM

someone who can keep me entertained and isn't painful to look at.

7/13/2008 2:15:23 AM

two holes and pulse.

7/13/2008 2:18:49 AM

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"Similar to me in drinking habits (3-4 times a year) Check"

"absolut"april only drinks 3-4 times per year?

Does not compute.

7/13/2008 3:15:30 AM

oh yeah.

she has to be down with drinking.

7/13/2008 3:18:45 AM

how about a GIRL who isn't 22 years old and I am her 2nd boyfriend? And that does not play games. Because as soon as I show no attention, here she comes, soon as I show attention she makes me look crazy. Damn you women. I need to try to be like the guy who said he is going three months. If I could try not to even pick up one woman for three months that would kill me. Maybe I will try it?

7/13/2008 3:35:01 AM

To all the chicks who claim they are "funny", let's hear your best joke.

7/13/2008 3:47:11 AM

i'm pretty funny sometimes but i'm terrible at telling jokes...

[Edited on July 13, 2008 at 7:51 AM. Reason : jkhk]

7/13/2008 7:51:42 AM

your face is pretty funny

7/13/2008 8:09:05 AM

not as funny as yours

7/13/2008 8:13:26 AM

SICK BURN

7/13/2008 8:15:21 AM

your penis has a SICK BURN

7/13/2008 8:16:00 AM

only when i pee

7/13/2008 8:16:37 AM

it's ok...mine does too

[Edited on July 13, 2008 at 8:18 AM. Reason : not my penis....but it burns when i pee]

7/13/2008 8:17:28 AM

eww girl you nasty

7/13/2008 8:23:48 AM

just the way you like it!

7/13/2008 8:25:11 AM

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"To all the chicks who claim they are "funny", let's hear your best joke"

Girls are only funny cause you laugh at that them, they don't have good jokes.

7/13/2008 8:44:53 AM

1. I want a girl with brains that isn't afraid to act like she has brains
2. I want a girl that knows what she wants and doesn't play games to get it.
3. I'd like her to be goofy and fun and enjoy doing silly things that i like to do
4. I'd like her to not be afraid to get in trouble mischief is fun.
5. As much as i hate to sound vain i do need to be physically attracted to her.
6. Spontaneous is good adventurous is too
7. The ability to be on time.... you can take how ever long you need to get ready as long as we're not late for something (i had to walk into 3 weddings late w/ my ex)
8. That X factor that makes my heart smile every time i see her.

7/13/2008 9:17:26 AM

I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooong jacket!

7/13/2008 9:20:27 AM

looooooooonnnngg jaaaacket


nananananana nananananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaana

7/13/2008 9:21:37 AM

Last night's girl gave me a dick hickey. Now that's an enthusiastic BJ.

7/13/2008 9:23:03 AM

i sucked so hard i bled all over a dude's dick one time because i cut up the inside of my mouth...


does that count?

7/13/2008 9:29:40 AM

omg oral period sex!

7/13/2008 9:30:21 AM

How did you cut your mouth with a dick?

Oh, and I guess we'd have to test that out to see if it counts.

7/13/2008 9:31:05 AM

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"1. I want a girl with brains that isn't afraid to act like she has brains 2. I want a girl that knows what she wants and doesn't play games to get it. 3. I'd like her to be goofy and fun and enjoy doing silly things that i like to do 4. I'd like her to not be afraid to get in trouble mischief is fun. 5. As much as i hate to sound vain i do need to be physically attracted to her. 6. Spontaneous is good adventurous is too 7. The ability to be on time.... you can take how ever long you need to get ready as long as we're not late for something (i had to walk into 3 weddings late w/ my ex) 8. That X factor that makes my heart smile every time i see her."

At first I thought this list was too much to look for in a woman. But then I realized that everything you said describes my girlfriend minus being late. I guess I'm spoiled, but keep you chin up because there are girl out there like this! They may be taken though.

I will add
9. Knows when she needs to go to the gym.
10. High self esteem but not stuck up.
11. Can get along with my family.

7/13/2008 9:32:15 AM

i guess i was sucking a little harder than i thought and cut my mouth on my teeth....

7/13/2008 9:32:21 AM

i think that'd actually be kinda hot

i think

7/13/2008 9:32:39 AM