i better go change my facebook relationship status

oh boy the news feed is going to be juicy tonight!!

8/11/2008 12:05:54 AM

8/11/2008 12:06:27 AM

^^lol

8/11/2008 12:06:54 AM

i hereby nominate us for the tww cutest couple thread

8/11/2008 12:07:55 AM

oh we're winnin that shit.

NOBODY CAN COMPETE!!1!

8/11/2008 12:08:17 AM

why, thx, wolfy. i never knew u cared

8/11/2008 12:08:24 AM

dont get passive aggressive on me

8/11/2008 12:09:22 AM

pm sent

8/11/2008 12:09:50 AM

thats what she said

8/11/2008 12:10:08 AM

I'll wait as long as it takes, wolfy. sphincterxel will only prove to be a letdown, I promise you!

8/11/2008 12:14:50 AM

well hes moving to tx and is going to be my houseboy

i dont do the long distance thing!

things are getting pretty serious

8/11/2008 12:15:45 AM

yes, things are getting serious. everyone else should probably just go ahead and back off ok !

8/11/2008 12:17:35 AM

I'm already in TX, babY!

8/11/2008 12:27:23 AM

8/11/2008 12:29:23 AM

cue the police music

8/11/2008 12:29:59 AM

sirens you mean?

8/11/2008 12:30:31 AM

its cool. i have a taser i'm not afraid to use.

in the fucking eye

8/11/2008 12:33:10 AM

ohh dear you so kinky

8/11/2008 12:33:48 AM

dont tase me bro

8/11/2008 12:35:59 AM

dont taze me bro

[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 12:36 AM. Reason : ^hahahahha]

8/11/2008 12:36:07 AM

do tase me... sis?

that don't work

8/11/2008 12:36:32 AM

Fuck N-C-S-U Wolfy She aint shit
She aint ridin on dubs! She aint shit
She got them golds in her mouth, but she aint shit
She aint shit! She aint shit!
Fuck N-C-S-U Wolfy!Fuck N-C-S-U Wolfy She aint shit
She aint ridin on dubs! She aint shit
She got them golds in her mouth, but she aint shit
She aint shit! She aint shit!
Fuck N-C-S-U Wolfy!

8/12/2008 1:58:42 AM

She aint ridin on dubs!

8/12/2008 3:21:50 PM

bttt

because i like two more than one

8/14/2008 11:20:59 PM

8/14/2008 11:23:25 PM

that cat has some crazy whiskers yo

8/16/2008 3:43:54 PM

looks a lot like my family's cat, George.

8/16/2008 4:08:58 PM

she is so perfect.

8/16/2008 8:18:40 PM

the cat?

8/16/2008 8:21:50 PM

oh, she has a nice cat

8/16/2008 8:26:06 PM

8/16/2008 8:33:34 PM

did somebody say rotisserie?

8/16/2008 8:51:09 PM

oh sure

8/16/2008 8:59:55 PM

^ oh hellos

what time are you picking me up?

8/16/2008 9:08:45 PM

bout an hour

8/16/2008 9:20:43 PM

pick me up on the way, the rides are both down pending part shipping
bike sounds nasty though

8/16/2008 9:25:07 PM

haha, the RC51 or what you got now?

8/16/2008 9:25:58 PM

please, let me love you

8/16/2008 9:26:57 PM

you can love me all you want

but i wont be lovin back

plz to not kill me on the street so you can have me to yourself

8/16/2008 9:49:38 PM

oh no, baby, I'm not like that. I'd keep you alive for at least a little while

8/16/2008 9:50:43 PM

id kill myself if i was ever kidnapped and they started doing fucked up shit to me

im not about to put up with someone doing shit like that to me, i'll kill myself before they have the chance

then i'd stick around and haunt the fuck out of them and drive them to suicide

8/16/2008 9:57:46 PM

i love your twisted side

8/16/2008 9:58:18 PM

yeah man, I fixed most of the rc51 today. the bimmer still needs wheel bearings. that track bike I was supposed to buy today got sold out from under me

[Edited on August 16, 2008 at 10:07 PM. Reason : ey girl I just wanna love ya but be who I am, and with all this cash you can forget your man]

8/16/2008 10:03:54 PM

yeah, but with me, you'd love it, so there would be no reason to kill yourself

8/16/2008 10:12:57 PM

I miss that guy

8/16/2008 10:20:05 PM

[perhaps]?

8/16/2008 10:45:37 PM

hi internet

give me attn

8/17/2008 11:43:25 PM

anything in particular you want to talk about that would keep the convo going?

8/17/2008 11:59:11 PM

there is no one better than her

8/18/2008 12:03:57 AM

Wolfy

8/18/2008 12:17:26 AM