seriously though, someone needs to make a gif of Oliver Purnell's reaction after Oglesby's dunk... shit was priceless

2/5/2009 6:15:46 PM

You all can lick the grease off my nutts

haha

I also used that 2 times in a row, so i used a word where is it was not supposed to be placed


[Edited on February 5, 2009 at 7:11 PM. Reason : .]

2/5/2009 7:08:51 PM

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"seriously though, someone needs to make a gif of Oliver Purnell's reaction after Oglesby's dunk... shit was priceless "

i seriously almost shit myself after i saw that replay in slow motion.

2/6/2009 11:45:13 AM

I hadn't seen it yet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dDTzaEv8mU, its at the end. Hahahahaha thats classic.

2/6/2009 11:50:28 AM

Awesome.

2/6/2009 1:28:32 PM

you're the fuckin man..... coworkers and i've watched it over 30X today

2/6/2009 2:47:02 PM

SHIT---WE SUCK AGAIN!



[Edited on February 7, 2009 at 2:51 PM. Reason : there]

2/7/2009 2:22:01 PM

^fail

2/7/2009 2:25:38 PM

bad call by the refs. but who cares

2/7/2009 3:26:56 PM

you'll have to be somewhat specific

2/7/2009 3:30:21 PM

the ball went out off of dews but they called it off paulus. I am not a duke fan so i was happy with the bad call. plus go overtime! hopefully miami feels like it is the first half all over again

2/7/2009 3:34:27 PM

oh, that, right

2/7/2009 3:34:46 PM

hahahahah

2/7/2009 4:41:08 PM

?

2/7/2009 5:18:20 PM

IMO he's laughing at Duke's non-domination

2/7/2009 5:21:13 PM

20-3, 7-2 ACC

despite trying so hard to lose, Duke wins

the stage is set, for Duke to get spanked again next week

2/7/2009 11:21:06 PM

picked a bad time to forget how to rebound w/ carolina comin to town

2/8/2009 4:47:43 PM

hahahaha, i laugh because it is funny


I was wrong about this thread, it gives me the chance to talk shit for a couple of months

2/9/2009 8:19:19 AM

I believe the dukies are going to have something up their sleeve for the tarholes

2/9/2009 8:43:52 AM

I will be going for duke against the tarfags

2/9/2009 8:48:21 AM

2/10/2009 2:03:38 PM

fuck paulus, whenever he's gone ill have the same glee that i had when i heard adam morrison was off the bobcats

2/10/2009 5:14:36 PM

i support this thread today, but duke will lose.

2/11/2009 8:15:13 AM

The only time I don't have a problem pulling for Duke.

Either way I get to see some screencaps of a bunch of self-entitled crybabies in the morning.

2/11/2009 8:41:59 AM

today is gonna be a long day waiting for this shit

2/11/2009 10:07:39 AM

hahaha I got this friend who FUCKING hates Duke and he kinda looks like Jon Scheyer. I mean this guy will get violent if you talk bad about the tarheels.

So all morning long I have been tagging him on Facebook to a photo of Scheyer

2/11/2009 10:37:24 AM

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"We are Carolina. So as you settle in to watch Wednesday's game, whether in Seattle or Shanghai, Wake County or West Jefferson, LA or NYC, keep in mind that still, as ever, we're in this thing together, and we're bound across these many miles by that which outsiders simply do not understand: a deep, profound, fiery, spitting hatred of all things dook. Start now, this evening, and begin prepping yourself for victory. Begin to focus. Rearrange your schedule if you must, but resolve to get to your chosen game venue in plenty of time. Drink fluids - lots of fluids. And start building your outrage: Think about ratface and how it's all about him. Think about how the soulless @#%$ named a "center of leadership and ethics" after him. Think about how they're actually proud of this. (*see below) Think about paulus' off-arm push-off on every drive. Think about how Vitale and Patrick will sing his praises to the highest heavens. Think about Singler, and the fouls they won't call on him. Think about how he'll be allowed to assault Hansbrough, and how he won't be made to pay for it by the referees. Think about his vulgar outbursts any time something doesn't go his way, yet the refs will never "T" him up for them. Think about how dook will be allowed to slap, bump, and dive on every defensive possession. Think about how dook will be allowed to slap, bump, and dive on every offensive possession. Think about how paulus will go flying across the court to "save" a loose ball that's 35 feet away, that he has no chance to get to. Think about how hard, and with what primal enthusiasm, his teammates will subsequently embrace him. Think about how the students there will greet our starters with "Hi ______, you $uck" - and not only does k* or the University try to stop this classless act, but they encourage it. As do dookie V and his $uck-up Dan Patrick. Think about how k* has ??Burger Boys, yet the announcers will make such a big deal of what he is doing this year in light of losing so much talent off of last year's team. As if the cupboard is bare. Fact is, k* lets most of his Burger boys sit until they rot. Think about Montross' bloody face. Think about Tyler's broken nose by HendoThug! And Krats explanation of it!!! Think about Stack's baseline dunk. Think about dahntay jones' uncalled, three-stitch-producing face scrape on the great Raymond Felton. Think about how, after that incident, dook scrub andre buckner PUSHED OUR COACH WITH TWO HANDS, ON TELEVISION, IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF VIEWERS, and not only did not receive a technical, but was praised afterwards by ratface as a "peacemaker." (I still can't believe this happened. Leadership and ethics, my bleeping a$s.) Think about wojo. Think about his pansy a$ slapping the floor at "coach k court". And think about chris collins. Mother. bleeping. chris. collins. Think about Dockery face-shoving Tyler, in the game's final seconds, when the outcome was decided. Think about Tyler coolly hitting a big 3 when the dookies were making a run, and Bobby stepping up to the free throw line and calmly smiling and nodding to his teammates that he had 'em, then delivering the proof through the nets. More than anything, begin this fine morning and start remembering how much you hate dook. Get yourself into a gnarled, throbbing, full rolling boil of hate. Tell your dook co-workers to eat $hit and die. Sit someplace dark for a while if you can, to organize the your tangled hatred into a single coherent mantra. Let it guide you. Let the hate permeate every cell in your Carolina blue soul until you are one giant biomass of I Hate dook. It should feel good. And on Wednesday, take that to the game/bar/living room, yell like you mean it, and get ready to win. Cause it's "the game", and WE ARE CAROLINA."

My step-sister just posted this on FB and I think that it is hilarious. I think this only because it proves the UNC stereotype of "Carowhina." This whole note is just one big whine. Whining about how this didn't get called or how that didn't get called. The fact of the matter is that refs can't see every single foul and they don't call perfect games, but it seems to work out in the end.

If you want to talk about games not getting called fairly...look at Hansblow. Last year he had the most FTA of any D1 player and this year he is tied for 8th (per statsheet.com). He is getting more fouls called in his favor than any other player in the nation. Granted, I will say that he is a good player, but he also gets more than his share of generous calls.

Not to mention, they use the term "We are CAROLINA" knowing damn good and well that they ripped it off of "We are MARSHALL."

Such hypocrites those UNC fans!

[Edited on February 11, 2009 at 2:07 PM. Reason : "]

2/11/2009 2:06:01 PM

that's pretty bad

2/11/2009 2:14:00 PM

^^I've often said that I hope 25 years from now they make a "We are Carolina" movie.

[Edited on February 11, 2009 at 2:15 PM. Reason : ^^]

2/11/2009 2:15:24 PM

HendoThug

clever.

2/11/2009 2:22:40 PM

Not any less clever than Hansdouche or Hansfag. The only one I kind of like on either side is "Zoubrick."

On that note, one of two nights a year I can say and mean: "Go Heels!"

2/11/2009 2:27:21 PM

Harrison Barnes will be in attendance at the game tonight.. i'd say he's definitely a Duke lean at this point

Duke's 2010 signing class could be a good one

2/11/2009 2:46:16 PM

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"Not any less clever than Hansdouche or Hansfag."

very true

i'll be pulling for a meteor or giant sinkhole to take care of business.

2/11/2009 2:47:00 PM

BECAUSE
I
CAN,

DOOK.

2/11/2009 4:01:23 PM

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"Not any less clever than Hansdouche or Hansfag."

I'm more partial to Hansblow

2/11/2009 4:34:57 PM

Hendothug?

wow.

2/11/2009 5:17:21 PM

GOOD HALF BOYS!

GO TO HELL CAROLINA!

2/11/2009 9:58:18 PM

1st minute technical?

2/11/2009 10:14:07 PM

i don't know if i can watch this game. it kind of makes my chest hurt.

2/11/2009 10:15:37 PM

singler smith mclure.

where are my duke fans at. i need moral support.

2/11/2009 10:27:36 PM

hansfag is such a faggot. just thought i would add

2/11/2009 10:29:02 PM

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"Think about Tyler's broken nose by HendoThug!"

i do, and i still laugh

2/11/2009 10:30:54 PM

ahhhh. that is all i have to say right now

2/11/2009 10:31:29 PM

ballgame

2/11/2009 10:49:58 PM

break that fucker's nose again

2/11/2009 10:50:41 PM

couldn't miss a basket in the 1st half, can't buy one now

2/11/2009 10:54:07 PM

Lawson is killing these bitches

2/11/2009 10:54:23 PM

it'd be nice to make an open shot

2/11/2009 10:54:43 PM

so... does Duke know how to stop a FUCKING LAYUP!?!?!

2/11/2009 10:59:48 PM

fuck

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2/11/2009 11:01:06 PM