7?

12/8/2008 10:56:19 PM

Quote :

"NCSUStinger (11:15) : JIZZ IN MY PANTS NCSUStinger (11:17) : JIZZ IN MY PANTS NCSUStinger (11:17) : JIZZ IN MY PANTS NCSUStinger (11:17) : JIZZ IN MY PANTS NCSUStinger (11:17) : JIZZ IN MY PANTS"

12/8/2008 11:18:35 PM

lol leg shavers

12/8/2008 11:19:39 PM

Ran out of hot water this morning, I need to get my left left now. I hate being lopsided.

12/8/2008 11:21:07 PM

in 3 weeks no one will know the difference

12/8/2008 11:21:44 PM

12/8/2008 11:22:11 PM

I haven't shaved in quite a few weeks.
I've taken the beard trimmer to my bush, but nothing exciting or sexy.

12/8/2008 11:22:39 PM

Oh, whoops, we're talking about vaginas...

12/8/2008 11:35:42 PM

i am so insightful

12/9/2008 10:30:50 PM

FOR PAGE 8

12/9/2008 10:31:59 PM

i just had a lesbian experience
i was at a place where we all got together and ate
food that is
i was the hottest one there everyone wanted in my pants

12/9/2008 10:38:01 PM

i wanna watch porn too

12/9/2008 10:39:53 PM

Metricula asked me if I wanted to smell her pussy today

12/9/2008 10:42:19 PM

What'd you say??

12/9/2008 10:46:33 PM

Not today. I wasn't feeling well then.

12/9/2008 10:47:35 PM

Oh ok.

12/9/2008 10:48:01 PM

you should never give up tha chance to smell that
unless they look really skanky

12/9/2008 11:01:49 PM

Haha

12/10/2008 8:34:54 AM

Wow...this thread (much like lesbian eperiences) was was good while it lasted

12/11/2008 2:03:49 PM

SUPPLE

VAG

...

12/11/2008 7:13:55 PM

Alright carpet munchers, don't let this die.

12/12/2008 11:15:58 AM

supple vag

supple vag

supple wet vag

12/12/2008 11:20:48 AM

Seven pages, about 6-8 stories... Not bad.

12/12/2008 11:40:32 PM

Lesbians Are Faking It
Ask any gay person this and he’ll tell you the same thing: “lesbians” are all fucking faking it.

“Lesbianism” is like being an animal rights activist (and also being a woman). Are those Prada shoes made out of fake leather? Is that Ortho Tri Cyclen (AKA Super Whore Pills) not made of bear bile? Wasn’t Hitler a vegetarian?

If you thought about any of those questions, you just lost a hundred Man Points.

I’m not one to knock animal rights. I’m just talking about women doing it and women fucking it up. Also, animal rights is stupid.

Women at doing things are like trying to use bottle rockets to change the channel when your remote controller runs out of batteries. Can you imagine that? You tell the bottle rocket to hit the Channel Up button ten feet away, but you know exactly what it’s going to do. It’s going to go shooting off in flames wherever the fuck it thinks it wants to go at random levels of ferocity with no fucking point. That’s activist women for you: fucked. That’s also women when it comes to being gay.

Do you know how many women are not “lesbians”? The answer is: no women are not “lesbians”. Don’t bother asking them because all women lie about it unless they’re on the radio, but all women have had one or several experiences with a member of the same sex — or have had a fantasy about doing so and that makes you gay. That means all women are “lesbians” and also that no women are “lesbians”. That’s all the fucking proof in the world right there.

Another reason “lesbians” are bullshit is because women are obsessed with sex. When you get two women together in a relationship all that’s important is sex. Sex, sex, sex. What should we do tonight? How about some sex. What should we have for dinner? Well the sex sounds good. Should we go on a vacation this summer? Should sex go on a sex-cation this summer? Probably not because I don’t know what that is. The point is it’s not a relationship. It’s just a puppet show of carnality. How uncivilized.

Speaking of deciding where to go for dinner, I can’t even remember the last time I let a woman decide something in a relationship. That’s because it’s never happened. As a man, the first time you have sex is when your Man Point Man Meter starts ticking. If you let a woman make a decision before that moment (and you fucking did — you let one decide to get pregnant with you) it doesn’t count. Remember that. In a “lesbian” “relationship”, no matter how easy the question is, a woman has to answer it.

That is fucked. That’s also probably why “lesbians” are so fucking in love with mass transit systems. No relationship can be built on the decisions and thinking of women. Everyone knows that; even your government and the Bibles of all religions in history know that. Therefore I have disproved “lesbianism”.

Suck it “lesbians”.

12/13/2008 11:17:03 AM

^That's one of the dumbest things I've ever read on Tdub...and I've read some dumb stuff here

12/13/2008 11:32:24 AM

^He obviously copy-pasted it from a blog or something as a joke. Just look at the formatting.... nobody puts a title on a forum post.

v oh. well, yeah.

[Edited on December 13, 2008 at 11:35 AM. Reason : .]

12/13/2008 11:33:23 AM

I don't disagree with you...blog or not, it's stupid

12/13/2008 11:34:54 AM

Anymore stories?

12/15/2008 12:47:01 AM

^^^ you'd be surprised.

12/15/2008 12:47:46 AM

I am bored and this thread deserves to be bumped.

I have some lesbian experiences, but they involve other TWWers.

I do not kiss and tell.

12/22/2008 7:48:09 PM

oooooh do tell

12/22/2008 7:53:36 PM

Use code names!

12/22/2008 8:00:52 PM

but PM me and tell me their real names

12/22/2008 8:01:38 PM

gossiping bastards.

12/22/2008 8:06:59 PM

I want a girlfriend so badly

12/22/2008 8:10:23 PM

I had one. It was awesome -- until she found a boyfriend.

12/22/2008 8:11:13 PM

i am not a gossip!

12/22/2008 8:11:29 PM

all of TWW is a gossip

12/22/2008 8:11:48 PM

me tooooooo

12/22/2008 8:13:02 PM

never kissed a girl, no interest really

but

Quote :

"I later developed a fondness for motorboating my friends with big boobs, though."

i let my girlfriends motorboat me all the time but only when they ask. i dont go out soliciting it

12/22/2008 8:37:54 PM

♥

12/22/2008 8:39:38 PM

btt

12/24/2008 9:53:38 PM

12/24/2008 10:27:41 PM

it's christmas.

ladies, please, show your love for the sweet baby jesus and post your lesbian experiences.

you know, in His honor.

12/25/2008 3:15:25 AM

12/25/2008 9:51:07 AM

Quote :

"Another reason “lesbians” are bullshit is because women are obsessed with sex. When you get two women together in a relationship all that’s important is sex. Sex, sex, sex. What should we do tonight? How about some sex. What should we have for dinner? Well the sex sounds good. Should we go on a vacation this summer? Should sex go on a sex-cation this summer? Probably not because I don’t know what that is. The point is it’s not a relationship. It’s just a puppet show of carnality. How uncivilized."

I just got a boner reading this

12/25/2008 9:57:39 AM

Merry Christmas, you connoisseurs of the clam-hat!

12/25/2008 10:29:32 AM

can't let this thread die.

shit was internet GOLD

2/15/2009 8:31:23 PM

I, too, would like to hear of sexual experiences of the lesbianic kind.

2/15/2009 8:36:36 PM

damn thread gave me a beanie again

2/15/2009 9:24:29 PM