7.


The best way to do soup is by channeling the raw emotion of your soul into the crumbling of the crackers.

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1/6/2009 1:58:42 AM

I can snort some mean garlic.


Maybe

^the crumble of your dreams

[Edited on January 6, 2009 at 1:59 AM. Reason : dfs]

1/6/2009 1:59:19 AM

I ate some homemade soup last night

1/6/2009 1:59:52 AM

wait till you earn your first personal pan pizza

1/6/2009 2:03:08 AM

i read the Bernstein Bears 1, 2, & 3


extra cheese please

1/6/2009 2:05:09 AM

do some heroin like the dude from Heroes

then you can paint the future.

1/6/2009 2:06:07 AM

Dude, do LSD and you can paint the whole world.

WITH YOUR MIND.

1/6/2009 2:07:19 AM

do some weed and the picture will...never be started

1/6/2009 2:09:49 AM

1) Have you ever seen a tree branch lose so little of its width from start to finish and then end that abruptly?
2) I guess this is some weird branch where absolutely zero blossoms face any direction but outwards towards the viewer.
3) Are those supposed to be cherry blossoms?

1/6/2009 2:42:45 AM

^ Maybe they're like sunflowers

1/6/2009 2:46:06 AM

I'm waiting for confirmation from the artist.

1/6/2009 2:47:18 AM

1/6/2009 2:48:06 AM

dude

we're so far from the issue of the painting

either pay the $295 or move along

1/6/2009 2:48:34 AM

No, I want to know if those are cherry blossoms.


But more to the later pages... seriously, I dare any of you to try and recreate Pollock's #5. No way could you pull it off.

1/6/2009 2:49:56 AM

we've covered all of this

some of us were trolling and posting seriously at a rate of like 70 - 30

i would love to see some new ground covered

but i'm going to bed after this episode of the oc

1/6/2009 2:51:53 AM

it's magnetic flowers, they point towards the viewer and the tree is overweight, it shows societies bloodline for the beautiful as long as it does what the creator wants, always bloom, always point in the right direction.

The rainbow is for gay people because they are weird.

1/6/2009 3:28:28 AM

damn this thread blew up

1/6/2009 9:19:03 AM

ok i stopped reading when she didnt know who jackson pollock was

1/6/2009 9:35:31 AM

yea how the FUCK did this shit get to 7 pages.????

Quote :

"but i'm going to bed after this episode of the oc"

OC = best show ever

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1/6/2009 9:38:58 AM

the only way kiwi could maybe sell a single piece of art (or anything for that matter)she's created would be if it was done anonymously and they had no idea who it was created by

1/6/2009 9:42:13 AM

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"ok i stopped reading when she didnt know who jackson pollock was"

you will be missing out on the best part of the thread then...thats where it gets good...really good

1/6/2009 10:07:36 AM

Add to my motherfuckin topics

kiljadn, I am moist now...thanks

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"i appreciate all who have contributed to this thread.... i lol'd"

This thread is HILARIOUS....I might re-read it after lunch to give myself more laughs.

1/6/2009 10:08:42 AM

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"i think all of the paintings are ok, but they seem off balance to me or something...hard to explain"

her paintings look taught, like she does the exact technique she was taught in art class but werent very good at, your fish drawing was far better then the first few paintings in the first couple of threads the colors dont flow in the flower three panels and flowers look funny, better than what i could do but i cant draw or paint worth shit

[Edited on January 6, 2009 at 10:21 AM. Reason : gfdsa]

1/6/2009 10:19:55 AM

lol nicklepickle it's clear you don't know shit, stop while you're ahead

OmarBadu I have people who KNOW me in irl(no shit) buying stuff from me, aw too bad your flame doesn't hold any ground.

LET'S GET THIS ROLLIN FOLKS!

1/6/2009 11:05:15 AM

i actually can't believe i just read this entire thread


and i'm not ashamed to admit (actually...maybe i am)...

that i'm not a Kiwi fan but i like her paintings...


i'm not particularly into art....but i like things that are pleasing to my eye


most of what i've seen is pleasing to look at and fun....even if it is extremely simple...

it's all better than i could do

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1/6/2009 11:08:31 AM

Thanks for the compliment, I don't like you either.

1/6/2009 11:09:45 AM

touche

1/6/2009 11:10:51 AM

i'm really shocked that tww hasn't banded together to raise funds to purchase one of these pieces

1/6/2009 11:31:59 AM

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"lol nicklepickle it's clear you don't know shit, stop while you're ahead"

hi pot, meet kettle

1/6/2009 11:32:28 AM

I only read the first post and this last page.

As to the cost: way more than I can afford. It's a pretty kickass picture.

1/6/2009 11:34:02 AM

Thanks

1/6/2009 11:34:30 AM

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"Add to my motherfuckin topics"

Seriously. Why don't you do something productive for society Kiwi instead of continuing to leech off its teat.

1/6/2009 11:42:16 AM

the tree painting is fucking horrible.. seriously looks like something a fat girl in a 10th grade art class would paint

1/6/2009 11:44:10 AM

hahahahaah why she gotta be fat to paint awful pictures?


shit that made me LOL

1/6/2009 11:46:19 AM

I like the fact he included multiple insults in one post. Bravo!

1/6/2009 11:46:57 AM

This thread has turned into "insult practice" land.

Keep it up!

1/6/2009 11:48:17 AM

Why don't you go make a painting expressing how the insults make you feel?

1/6/2009 11:51:09 AM

They are words on a screen. Nothing more than that, sorry to disappoint!!

But seriously, thanks tdub, best free publicity yet. My views are through the roof and I'm still getting an inbox full of inquiries.

1/6/2009 11:52:51 AM

that's what artists do best! turn disappointment and depression into great art - i'm sure with all of the talent kiwi has combined with how depressing she is - hell she's to the point where she's reading self help books now - there will surely be a masterpiece or two to come from this thread alone

please post proof of a sale - any sale - any sale at all that you've made of a piece of art you've created

1/6/2009 11:53:47 AM

LOL! Another poor attempt by OmarBadu

1/6/2009 11:54:45 AM

Whatever happened to that whole wedding photography business of yours?

1/6/2009 11:56:17 AM

Still going, thanks for the inquiry.

1/6/2009 11:58:08 AM

wedding portfolio website?

1/6/2009 11:58:52 AM

[no]

1/6/2009 11:59:55 AM

Do you take all your hobbies and try to turn them into careers or just the most laughable ones?

1/6/2009 12:00:19 PM

I'm sorry you're not capitalizing off the things you love doing the most.

1/6/2009 12:01:23 PM

what kind of question is this?

umm either not a ton or a lot

do you know the artist?
is it in a gallery?

what do you want to know?

art pricing is VERY subjective

1/6/2009 12:01:32 PM

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"I'm sorry you're not capitalizing off the things you love doing the most. "

he's at work getting paid while posting and laughing at you - i'd say he wins that match

1/6/2009 12:02:43 PM

I painted it silly.

1/6/2009 12:02:46 PM

I'm sorry you are living in a world of naivety and ignorance.

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1/6/2009 12:03:15 PM