slut

10/26/2009 1:59:26 AM

It's a curse and a blessing.

But more of a blessing...ok, no curse involved.

10/26/2009 2:00:22 AM

until you get herpes

10/26/2009 2:02:11 AM

Quote :

"Haha. Good one. By a day I really meant like an hour or two. "

...and by an hour or two, you really meant that it's generally tough to get them in bed any faster than that--not that you need to get to know them for any requisite period of time for your own sake.



[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 2:03 AM. Reason : all joking aside, that's not really the way i like to roll these days]

[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 2:05 AM. Reason : i just can't figure out why i can't seem to have a relationship. I still say it's not me, though!]

10/26/2009 2:02:18 AM

I usually don't go out with guys unless I have known them for awhile and have thought about it beforehand. So chances are, if I say yes to a date then its all over for me

10/26/2009 2:02:59 AM

it's OK, i won't be back to NC for a couple of weeks, anyway.

10/26/2009 2:03:59 AM

^^^^ That's what they invented condoms for.

^^^ I'm still young. So, yea.

10/26/2009 2:05:20 AM

Yeah, I'm old now.

10/26/2009 2:06:39 AM

haha

epic random work boner

10/27/2009 9:42:24 AM

11/7/2009 12:37:14 AM

drunk n poast

11/7/2009 3:18:49 AM

good right now

11/7/2009 7:29:37 AM

Poast

11/7/2009 6:51:10 PM

that deer got you randy, didn't it?

DIDNT IT?

11/7/2009 6:51:51 PM

Bigman, did you get my nekkid pics!

11/7/2009 6:54:38 PM

OMG SEX ADDICTION

11/7/2009 6:55:37 PM

not today's batch, i'm afraid

11/7/2009 6:55:58 PM

H8R, are you ready to share a bed w/me in Cancun? I like to rape people in my sleep.

11/7/2009 6:59:00 PM

!

RATED XXX

11/7/2009 7:00:23 PM

oh lawd

11/7/2009 7:00:36 PM

wtf

[Edited on November 7, 2009 at 7:01 PM. Reason : asdf]

11/7/2009 7:01:44 PM

double post = double horny?

11/7/2009 7:04:43 PM

any more horny and i'd be a rhino

11/7/2009 7:09:42 PM

post

11/7/2009 7:56:57 PM

Do stegasaurusus have horns? Can I be one of those?

11/7/2009 9:50:33 PM

feel like shit... so no horny

11/7/2009 9:58:29 PM

11/8/2009 12:19:38 AM

11/8/2009 12:50:48 AM

Ohhhh my God, I'm dying here.

11/11/2009 12:31:32 AM

11/11/2009 12:42:12 AM

Oh I love this thread!!!

POST!!!

Ummm Duke...yea you know what I'm gonna say

11/11/2009 1:07:21 AM

god dammit

poast

11/11/2009 1:10:59 AM

^^ haha, i think i have a pretty good idea!

11/11/2009 1:13:42 AM

Quote :

"Ohhhh my God, I'm dying here."

so when do you get to get out of there?

11/11/2009 8:22:57 PM

This post remains in effect indefinitely.

11/11/2009 9:05:06 PM

post

11/11/2009 9:05:51 PM

poast

11/11/2009 9:07:45 PM

fuck this

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 9:51 PM. Reason : I'm done]

11/11/2009 9:34:31 PM

^sexpencil not enough for ya? huh? huh? huh?

11/11/2009 9:35:03 PM

super horny today

11/12/2009 10:49:22 AM

rainy days make me wanna cuddle up in my bed and have some good sex.... too bad neither of those are options today

11/12/2009 10:50:48 AM

11/12/2009 10:51:28 AM

lol..

11/12/2009 10:57:57 AM

actually not horny figured it was significant enough to post

11/12/2009 11:08:26 AM

does anyone know how to post constantly for 24 hours a day 7 days a week?

11/12/2009 11:31:29 AM

sex last night kind of went a rye so I'm hoping tonight is much better. shit got real!!

11/12/2009 1:47:40 PM

went a rye? you guys make sandwiches? awry?

11/12/2009 1:58:26 PM

present, and at attention

11/12/2009 1:59:12 PM

^^hahahaha....no. she went over to the neighbors house to give her some company because the neighbors husband was out of town. a couple of bottles of wine and two hours later she comes home and gets into bed (i'm already asleep). she starts getting all lovey on me and I can tell she is drunk so I step it up a bit and rip her panties off and get a little physical by pinning her down. she likes it a bit rough, but says that i'm hurting her wrist so I back off and then the bitch slaps me in the face. so i pin her back down forcing myself on her, she again complains about her wrists so I back off. damn if she didn't start choking me, so I pin her down again. a third time she says it hurts and i back off. damn if she didn't donky kick me right in the chest. at this point i've lost my woody and i'm just pissed off so i say "fuck you" and throw her ass off the bed. she gets pissed off and goes downstairs to sleep on the couch. she woke up this morning and didn't remember half of it

11/12/2009 2:06:37 PM

sounds healthy

11/12/2009 2:10:55 PM