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9/29/2009 8:22:49 PM

seven pages of douche baggery.

9/29/2009 8:25:17 PM

Quote :

"hmph, guess he wasn't too serious about it."

i gotta comment on this. whether or not i can understand him coming here for the 'date', i can totally understand him ignoring you. correct me if i'm wrong, but you're the one who basically said that you'd go with him as long as you could pursue penis during the night.

and im pretty sure the point of having a date is to have that person around you, especially a trophy date. he was serious about it, i think.. you just aren't a serious candidate (you're loose ok)

9/29/2009 8:35:46 PM

^I dunno, I figure I don't want to spoil his game if he sees someone he'd like to catch up with a bit more intimately, and if that's the case, I don't wanna sit around twiddling my thumbs

9/29/2009 8:49:00 PM

backup plan. his high school is like a mile from my house, you can come over here. i like loose chicks

9/29/2009 8:51:35 PM

So you were a freshman when I was a senior? If I wasn't so lazy I would totally dig out my yearbook.

9/29/2009 9:04:28 PM

^As evidenced by the yearbook photo on one of the pages, I was a serious fatass throughout high school.

9/29/2009 9:08:00 PM

That's ok, I had a pretty sweet mullet

9/29/2009 9:09:59 PM

You need a big body to support a big brain.

9/29/2009 9:12:23 PM

do you actually read what you just typed before you hit that 'post reply!' button?

Quote :

"You need a big body to support a big brain."

9/29/2009 9:16:07 PM

'post reply!'

9/29/2009 9:16:46 PM

'post reply!'

^^ I'll forgive you for not following along the 7 pages

[Edited on September 29, 2009 at 9:21 PM. Reason : .]

9/29/2009 9:20:30 PM

yeah it was clearly poking fun at the aforementioned iq stuff combined with the fatness ok

9/29/2009 9:24:35 PM

Quote :

"This site is a sausage fest. I'd imagine a UNC message board might have more "trophies" from which to choose. "

This is an excellent point. Theres plenty of "New Age" women over at Carolina who would love the idea of this kind of thing. But instead of saying how shitty you wanna make everyone feel, just say your looking for a nice date to take to your HS reunion.

9/30/2009 1:17:01 AM

Quote :

"This site is a sausage fest. I'd imagine a UNC message board might have more "trophies" from which to choose. "

This is an excellent point. Theres plenty of "New Age" women over at Carolina who would love the idea of this kind of thing. But instead of saying how shitty you wanna make everyone feel, just say your looking for a nice date to take to your HS reunion.

9/30/2009 1:17:01 AM

once more for good measure

9/30/2009 1:17:32 AM

so how many legitimate responses did Noen get from this, that could actually convert into a date?

and out of those, how many of them would qualify for "trophy status" according to Noen's highly discriminating tastes?

9/30/2009 5:39:29 PM

negative eleventy

9/30/2009 5:40:21 PM

Hey guys


i was in mensa too...


AM I COOL NOW... DID I WIN THE GAME ?

9/30/2009 5:45:29 PM

Quote :

""New Age" women over at Carolina"

[Edited on September 30, 2009 at 6:59 PM. Reason : .]

9/30/2009 6:59:13 PM

^^

9/30/2009 7:57:51 PM

i'd go tyler, but i don't think i can get rid of my wedding ring tan line before then

10/1/2009 1:40:24 AM

You should go and tell people that you just left your husband for him.

When people ask him about it he can say "Oh her? She's alright. I met her last night."

[Edited on October 1, 2009 at 2:58 PM. Reason : /]

10/1/2009 2:56:31 PM

Hey Noen, any luck yet?

10/6/2009 9:25:16 AM

whats the deal yo?

10/7/2009 10:40:08 PM

I have a couple of possibilities, but will still likely just go stag and catch up with my homies

10/7/2009 10:46:27 PM

Holy fucking shit how did I miss this epic thread?



This is the most quality entertainment i've seen on TWW in years.

10/8/2009 12:21:57 AM

Met a girl last night at the bar, who I'd never met before but we have tons of mutual friends from over the years. Not a trophy date, because she's actually awesome, but date secured for the weekend

/thread

10/10/2009 4:29:50 PM

Met a girl last night at the bar, who I'd never met before but we have tons of mutual friends from over the years. Not a trophy date, because she's actually awesome, but date secured for the weekend. Then I came to the internet to make people think I'm not as pathetic as this thread might have led them to believe.

10/10/2009 5:25:26 PM

Met a girl last night at the bar, who I'd never met before but we have tons of mutual friends from over the years. Not a trophy date, because she's actually awesome, but date secured for the weekend. Then I came to the internet to make people hate their mediocre lives.

10/10/2009 6:15:45 PM

^^and ^

Just had one of the best weekends in years. Between winning our hs rival football game in a blowout, catching up with a ton of people and really enjoying the reunion a hundred times more than I expected, it was pretty bad ass.

Then add in the fact I met an incredible girl IRL and caught up with several people I haven't seen since elementary school, and it went from awesome to epic. I'm an incredibly lucky person

10/11/2009 10:58:57 PM

Thank god you came here to brag about it and make me hate my mediocre life just that little bit more.

10/11/2009 11:04:57 PM

Yep, it is pretty awesome rubbing it in after pages of miserable cockbags trying to bring me down.

Looks like I'm getting my payback though, damn flight just got cancelled and it looks like I'm stuck in Dallas for a whiiiillle. At least the game is on

10/11/2009 11:12:08 PM

I am thankful for people like Noen. We're all that much awesomer because he posts here.

My mediocre life needs all the vicarious coolness it can get.

10/11/2009 11:25:21 PM

Thank god you came here to brag about it and make me hate my mediocre life just that little bit more.

10/11/2009 11:33:54 PM

Well shit, this kid got into Mensa at 2.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1219368/The-boy-aged-Einsteins-IQ-Why-little-Oscar-Britains-youngest-boy-accepted-Mensa.html

Shoulda hit the books harder, retard.

10/13/2009 1:42:34 AM

Quote :

"You should go and tell people that you just left your husband for him. When people ask him about it he can say "Oh her? She's alright. I met her last night.""

hahahaha

10/13/2009 3:25:22 AM

hey Noen, you're cool man

no homo

no sarcasm

10/13/2009 3:32:18 AM

do you care to share a picture of this epic event, your cool friends and this supposedly awesome girl?

i'm not saying you're exaggerating the events of that night or anything but ... actually no, that is what i am saying.

10/13/2009 9:23:30 AM

lullz and fail everywhere.... quality thread of much entertainment

10/13/2009 9:45:17 AM

^^I'm not putting her picture on the interwebs.

And for the reunion, you should be able to just facebook stalk me for those just like you did before

10/13/2009 11:55:32 AM

Man, I just got a date arrange from this random girl in a bar. I MUST post about this on a college message board.

*runs off*

10/13/2009 11:57:55 AM

^^didn't you post a girl previously that you were proud of boning? Shouldn't you not be bashful this go-round?

10/13/2009 12:16:34 PM

Quote :

"Just had one of the best weekends in years. Between winning our hs rival football game in a blowout, catching up with a ton of people and really enjoying the reunion a hundred times more than I expected, it was pretty bad ass. Then add in the fact I met an incredible girl IRL and caught up with several people I haven't seen since elementary school, and it went from awesome to epic. I'm an incredibly lucky person "

10/13/2009 12:34:45 PM

10/13/2009 12:37:39 PM

tww has done a great job with this one

10/13/2009 1:06:41 PM

Quote :

"do you care to share a picture of this epic event, your cool friends and this supposedly awesome girl? i'm not saying you're exaggerating the events of that night or anything but ... actually no, that is what i am saying."

i, too, am skeptical that Noen had a date.

10/13/2009 1:10:16 PM

Quote :

"And for the reunion, you should be able to just facebook stalk me for those just like you did before "

i'm shocked they let people this dense into mensa. what part of i didn't get it from facebook do you not understand. i posted a yearbook photo, not a facebook photo.

here it is again in case you forgot.




most notably i find it interesting you choose to use the same emoticon to describe me getting a picture of you as you do to describe you meeting a girl IRL.

is it that both equally harden your nipples with tingling fantasy or is it both are just are equally aberrant?

10/13/2009 2:40:13 PM

^ What's up with that girl on the bottom left? I can't read her name to look her up on Facebook. Did she age well?

[Edited on October 13, 2009 at 2:42 PM. Reason : l]

10/13/2009 2:42:05 PM

i don't know how she has aged. but sarijoul said he knows her.

that might be who he is dating

10/13/2009 2:55:27 PM