I was told this stuff will give you the runs the next day.


Runs is an understatement. Triathlon is a more accurate description..

8/3/2010 9:21:42 AM

ah hahahahahaha!

8/3/2010 9:23:03 AM

Orange isn't bad. Probably the 2nd best.

Cranberry lemonade is awful, just opened it and OMG

I'm still deciding if I want to pour it out and open my regular lemonade 4loko. I've only poured out alcohol for being terrible once, and it was that Wild Blue blueberry beer.

8/3/2010 10:53:34 PM

Yeah I poured that crap out.

8/3/2010 11:42:17 PM

Wild Blue is 8% and it's not THAT bad.

I stock it at my store for $3.50

8/3/2010 11:51:34 PM

No, wild blue is the worst thing I've ever put in my mouth.

I bought a 6 pack and forced down 1 and a half before I poured the rest down the drain.

8/3/2010 11:55:03 PM

it's a Budweiser product, what more can you expect?

8/3/2010 11:57:55 PM

Quote :

"That "fake grape" flavor is actually more like what [real] muscadine and concord grapes taste like. "

i beg to differ. i eat real concord grapes and this delicious concord grape spread with a bear on the front that i'm pretty sure is for 5 year olds (not my fav, but i eat them/it) and they do not taste like children's cough medicine thank youuu

8/4/2010 1:44:06 AM

^
I was talking about the general grape flavor, not Loko grape.
Loko has all that Red Bull caffeine crap -- that's the cough syrup taste.

Also, the flavor is a bit more like muscadine than concord....

All I'm saying is that if you compare the taste of something like grape bubble gum or grape kool-aid to the flavor of commonly available commercial grapes, they are not even close...and most people know that. But if you compare it to a ripe muscadine, bam -- it's nearly the same flavor....and many people don't know that.


[Edited on August 4, 2010 at 2:07 AM. Reason : ]

8/4/2010 2:01:10 AM

Just sold a wild blue.

Customer said "It got me pretty good. I liked it but I hated the inconsistency of it. It was very syrupy. It's good though. I'd buy it again."

8/4/2010 2:03:49 AM

^^ oh ahhahahaha. yea i was wondering how a 4 loko could taste like a natural anything

i guess i don't hate grape jolly ranchers. but most grape i do not like.

but this spread, even if it is for 5 year olds, is yummy. and i usually hate grape jelly because it reminds me of sticky smelly little kids AND because jelly, in general, i usually find repulsive (consistency wise, i'd rather have preserves and shit with whole pieces of fruit and/or seeds in it):


since grape isn't my fav, i want to try the other flavors. even if the product is made for 5 year olds.

OK BACK TO FOUR LOKO...

[Edited on August 4, 2010 at 2:08 AM. Reason : .]

8/4/2010 2:06:17 AM

Quote :

"i usually hate grape jelly because it reminds me of sticky smelly little kids"

Lol.... I'm the same way with apple juice.

8/4/2010 2:08:05 AM

I am going to have my 2nd Four Loko experience this weekend

haven't decided which flavor yet though

8/4/2010 2:08:48 AM

Definitely lemonade and/or orange.

8/4/2010 2:28:52 AM

I actually like the Wild Blue and have drank quite a fair bit of it.

Wouldn't drink more than a sip of the Cranberry Lemonade 4 Loko. Stuff STINKS.

8/4/2010 7:45:32 AM

four kinds of crazy, all throwed together

8/4/2010 10:34:15 PM

^^

8/4/2010 10:46:09 PM

i have obligated myself to having a Four Loko night with smoothcrim the next time I take a day off work

8/5/2010 12:12:31 AM

no runs for me, you guys have girly stomachs

8/5/2010 12:20:58 AM

halfway through an orange

my favorite flavor so far

8/6/2010 6:55:35 PM

I love the watermelon on ice

8/6/2010 7:07:10 PM

just cracked open my first one of the night

8/6/2010 7:19:21 PM

Okay, so I guess I'm gonna nerd it up in here...

Ethanol is obviously processed entirely by the liver. I didn't know this until recently, but the same actually goes for fructose/high fructose corn syrup. So could there be some physiological effect of all that business (ethanol and fructose) hitting the liver at once. Maybe this could be the reason why the Four Lokos hangovers are so nasty?

I understand that people wanna get drunk quick for cheap...but there's got to be a better/healthier way...four shots of cheap vodka topped off with some Crystal Light lemonade knock-off?

8/6/2010 7:28:06 PM

there are tons of healthier ways to get drunk, but they aren't going to be as fun as this sugary, caffeine infused disgustingness

8/6/2010 7:30:40 PM

HOW IS THIS FUN?!?!

To be clear, I personally know how this could be fun, but I don't understand all these normies coming out the closet like, "Yeah, I like to get super hammered on dirty malt beverages..."

Seriously, WTF, guys, you're supposed to be responsible and hold society together and pay my way and shit.

8/6/2010 7:41:56 PM

seriously? really?

8/6/2010 7:43:08 PM

Seriously!!!

I live in a neighborhood with poor people who "get drunk" on 22 oz. of Bud Light.

Who is going to support them when college graduates are pounding giant cans of hypercaffeinated, hyperalcoholic bug juice?

8/6/2010 7:47:24 PM

i actually tend to get less drunk when i start the night with this stuff. i think because it gets me "on that level" relatively quickly, for the rest of the night i'm barely spending money just sipping on beers and having a lot of fun.

8/6/2010 7:48:59 PM

^^not it

[Edited on August 6, 2010 at 7:50 PM. Reason : .]

8/6/2010 7:49:57 PM

also, I like th because its like a delicious candy alcohol that gives you a fun energetic drunk

and the hangovers not that bad because I can drink two of these and then two or three regular beers and call it a night, whereas usually its around 12 beers before I call it a night

8/6/2010 7:55:18 PM

wait, you enjoy the taste? this shit is gross, i mean i like what it does, but is not tasty

8/6/2010 7:56:33 PM

hell yes, I love it on ice, makes it taste worlds better for me

maybe I'm just weird though

8/6/2010 7:58:35 PM

I blame this thread for piquing my hubs' interest and he drinking ONE last night

He broke out in hives and is not having a good morning...and we're heading out today for a wedding



FUCKIN FOUR LOKOS!!!!

8/7/2010 8:06:40 AM

Quote :

"Seriously, WTF, guys, you're supposed to be responsible and hold society together and pay my way and shit."

Quote :

"I live in a neighborhood with poor people ...Who is going to support them....?"

What's this?!?!

BridgetSPK is [almost*] advocating for personal responsibility??!?! ....on my Wolf Web?!?!?

What's up Bridget? Why aren't you blaming the evil alcohol companies for making these "giant cans of hypercaffeinated, hyperalcoholic bug juice"? The otherwise responsible college "normies" can't resist it!

lol


[Edited on August 7, 2010 at 9:29 AM. Reason :

8/7/2010 9:25:05 AM

Quote :

"i have obligated myself to having a Four Loko night with smoothcrim the next time I take a day off work "

8/7/2010 9:52:57 AM

four lokos and crazy fire?

8/7/2010 10:06:43 PM

= suicide

8/7/2010 10:35:11 PM

My roommate and I are getting ready to drink one before we go downtown.

8/7/2010 10:45:38 PM

hammerin four lokos and joose

missin LivinProof78

[Edited on August 8, 2010 at 1:49 AM. Reason : ^^^ OMG THAT SOUNDS FUCKING AWESOME]

8/8/2010 1:47:12 AM

i had a midday four loko today, it was awesome

have an appointment at a buddy's house tomorrow at lunch time for 4 lokos and pond fishing...... i need that shit

8/8/2010 1:51:25 AM

my fiance who's in Med school hates when I drink these

she thinks alcohol + caffeine is terrible for the heart

What the fuck does she know?

8/8/2010 9:47:57 AM

Quote :

"I love it on ice"

lol you remove it from the can before you drink it?

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

8/8/2010 9:52:29 AM

waking up from a night of loko is always some crazy shit. I think I have night terrors or something when I drink it.

8/8/2010 9:58:52 AM

I am about halfway through a Four Lokos of the cranberry lemonade variety.

I can now empirically claim that you all should be ashamed of yourselves.

8/8/2010 7:38:01 PM

Quote :

" cranberry lemonade variety"

8/8/2010 7:38:30 PM

lol

my grape loko is still in the fridge.

[Edited on August 8, 2010 at 7:40 PM. Reason : .]

8/8/2010 7:40:13 PM

Does anyone actually like the cranberry lemonade kind?

8/8/2010 7:42:40 PM

I also got a few beers for after.

But, seriously, guys, am I gonna be able to get sleep tonight?

I'm afraid I've made a mistake.

8/8/2010 7:47:37 PM

Quote :

"EVERYBODY'S DOING IT!"

8/8/2010 7:52:00 PM

I wouldn't say everybody.

But the cool kids are definitely doing it.

8/8/2010 7:59:55 PM