She was much better when she had weight on her.

1/31/2011 7:16:39 PM

Current tastes in pubic hair not withstanding, Betty Page was just about perfect:

1/31/2011 7:25:57 PM

I realize this thread is about prostitutes.... which I am not. Hear me out, maybe I can offer some insight.

I am in outside sales, which is currently salary+commission, but will move into straight commission starting at the beginning of July 2010. I have been in this position since July 2009. I have competition from several direct manufacturing sales reps, large distributors, and local distributors. Here are the advantages and disadvantages of each:

Direct Advantages: Immediate knowledge of new technology, no middle man mark up, one shipping bill (paid by manufacturer or buyer of goods), access to larger range of non-commodity items, control inventory, have access to many distributors that can effectively sell their goods which increases market share, and set prices of commodity they manufacture.

Direct disadvantages: Typically have 1-3 sales reps per region (i.e. southeast, mid-atlantic, northeast, etc.) limiting the number of accounts they can successfully manage/cold-call, lack physical customer service or physical technical service available to or affordable for smaller users or altogether, are sometimes not trustworthy because they will go in behind their distributors that sell their commodity to one account in large quantities (i.e. they missed a big account, and have found out about it through a distributor selling their particular product) which leads to the distributor not selling their product anymore, have too many distributors selling the product ultimately driving the set price down through deviations, possibly rely on distributors to actually sell the product, and competition from other direct sources.

Large distributor advantages: have access to other commodities that go hand in hand with other manufacturers (poor example- grocery stores sell milk as well as cereal), get direct pricing, many locations regionally or nationally easing the shipping burden of buyers with multiple locations, personal service either customer or technical, many sales reps that are able to cover a broader territory, access to multiple manufacturers of the same commodity allowing to keep prices in check, service programs that smaller companies can't offer and direct providers can't match in price or value, and experts of many many commodities as opposed to one or a few.

Large distributor disadvantages: smaller local distributors creating price wars (think Michael Scott Paper Co vs Dunder-Mifflin), direct mfg's going in behind and stealing business, limited access to all of the mfg's (you won't find Harris Teeter name brands in Food Lion and visa versa), can't truly set prices because it's based on both supply and demand, territory management, and tough growth prospects in slower economies (this is true for direct as well really)

Local distributor advantages: Typically a good ol' boy setting where the seller and the buyer know each other for years (this does happen at all levels, but mostly at the local level), local folks are right down the street and can be used in emergencies, if the local guy buys at high enough volumes then there is no shipping charge to the end user, and access to both direct mfg's and large distributors.

Local distributor disadvantages: easily beaten in price, array of commodities, array of technology, lack of trained staff, low cash flow, etc etc etc.

This is what I have noticed in my six months, I am sure there are plenty more that need mentioning. The way I am setting myself apart as a sales person is this: I go after the big accounts right now while I am new. The big accounts, if I land them, will take care of me while I am new and building a customer base. The money made off of those allows me to focus free time on smaller accounts that get me higher margins. I build up big accounts, I would like to have 5-10 of these, then get 20-30 medium accounts. If I lose 1 or 2 big accounts, the 20-30 medium accounts keep me afloat while I go after new big accounts. I don't really waste time on small accounts simply because they basically pay for breakfast or something really small.

I will say this, if you can't get a big account in the first 6-8 months (assuming you have cash flow that you can ride this long) you could be in a world of trouble. If you can get one, it will really make going after the others a lot more enjoyable and less stressful. It's simply just very exhausting wasting any time on anything other than big accounts in the very beginning. You work just as hard on the medium sized accounts and see 1/3 to 1/36 of the money in my situation.

If you have any other questions, you can PM me. I hope this helps in the slightest!

1/31/2011 7:26:37 PM

i'm a fan of the skinny version of that girl, i'd throw her around a room

1/31/2011 7:49:55 PM

she wouldn't have to put on the red light

1/31/2011 8:00:52 PM

ITT white people pretend to be Native American, despite the fact that racial mixing between whites and native americans was generally low unless in GA or in the west, where there were few white women to be had. Those relationships that did involve whites and natives typically resulted in a child being born into the tribe then living a life as an indian and, as such, were more likely to die a horrible death by a white person than see another generation of racial mixing.

All white people in the south are native american, that is, until st patrick's day rolls around when they're all irish.

but back to the topic at hand... while the gril from VA is hot, and would get it I wouldn't dare meet her anywhere by myself lest I wanted to ingest visine and have all my shit stolen.

1/31/2011 8:16:45 PM

that's what you took away from this thread?

um... gay

1/31/2011 8:37:29 PM

Did you just assume that I was born in the South?

1/31/2011 8:38:16 PM

seriously, thanks for the science lesson, lewisje.

1/31/2011 9:45:00 PM

Quote :

"does she have a "Fuck You" tattoo under her left titty?"

after hours of research, i have concluded that it says "fuck you forever"

1/31/2011 11:07:59 PM

Quote :

"hours of research"

1/31/2011 11:23:50 PM

Quote :

"Apparently in VA the strippers don't get completely naked...they have to wear pasties "

In some states, if the bar they strip at serves alcohol, than they can't get 100% nekkid.

That's why there are BYOB strip clubs where the bitches are doing double ended dildo shows on stage.

2/1/2011 8:36:19 AM

^I've heard about ghetto BYOB strip clubs. Apparently anything goes there

2/1/2011 11:30:59 AM

I've seen a stripper put a dude's dick in her mouth on stage at one.

It wasn't a full on blowjob, but she pulled his dick out of his pants, gave it a suck or two and made him go back o his seat.



It is nice to roll a cooler of keystones into a strip club and just chill though.

2/1/2011 11:43:53 AM

I wonder how many times a night she does that.

2/1/2011 11:44:52 AM

still no noodz? I am disappoint

2/1/2011 11:44:53 AM

I have searched all over for noodz and can't find any. Sorry TWW.

2/1/2011 12:12:30 PM

PM me her name.

And stage name.

I'll find them.

2/1/2011 12:20:29 PM

outside of stripping and getting implants, what else does she like to do for fun?

2/1/2011 12:24:45 PM

She loves to hang out with creepy guys from the internet, you totally have a shot

2/1/2011 12:27:44 PM

hahaha

2/1/2011 12:28:12 PM

itt we all have a shot

2/1/2011 12:28:42 PM

This is all I could find after a quick search while at work. I am confined to SFW sites for now.

2/1/2011 1:01:44 PM

I will go looking again. Patience, grasshoppers.

2/1/2011 1:07:20 PM

Here is the tattoo, it does say "fuck you forever"-gg BJCaudill21! There aren't any nudes. Sorry!

2/1/2011 1:15:06 PM

BOOYAH! Found some:








[Edited on February 1, 2011 at 1:19 PM. Reason : QQ]

2/1/2011 1:17:48 PM

Yay Pikey! Where did you find them?

2/1/2011 1:18:29 PM

On the internet.

Google to be more specific.













[Edited on February 1, 2011 at 1:20 PM. Reason : sp]

2/1/2011 1:19:58 PM

damn.

2/1/2011 1:20:08 PM

Ah. I was just looking on Model Mayhem, Facebook, and Myspace

2/1/2011 1:20:56 PM

BACON!


TACO!!


UMBRELLA!!!

2/1/2011 1:28:11 PM

i liked her better pre new boobs

she had a cute figure but its not like i would kick her out of bed now you know?

whats up with the chola eyebrows though?

2/1/2011 2:09:17 PM

nice tits.
high gunzz

2/1/2011 2:10:46 PM

sup Ben! how you been homie?

2/1/2011 2:30:16 PM

^^^

2/1/2011 2:38:10 PM

Quote :

"TKE-Teg wouldn't hit it b/c her left nostril is much larger than her right"

I can see why crazy_carl would think this, since his only requirement is that the female in question be breathing...

2/1/2011 2:59:55 PM

Well now we obviously need post op nudes

2/1/2011 3:12:49 PM

I don't think she has done much modeling with the new boobs. Give her time.

2/1/2011 3:47:27 PM

those nipples disappoint me. I was hoping for better.

2/1/2011 4:46:33 PM

oh TWW where people discuss women as if they were horses

2/1/2011 4:47:49 PM

I think she's pretty

2/1/2011 4:55:26 PM

she has great nipples and they fit the size of her boob

but its all opinions

and i, too, think she is pretty

2/1/2011 4:58:53 PM

those pictures make me wanna be a photographer reeeeeaaaaal bad

2/1/2011 5:00:36 PM

Quote :

"oh TWW every place on earth where people discuss women as if they were horses"

2/1/2011 5:01:38 PM

^^Sign up for Model Mayhem-where anyone can be a photographer. You'll get eager young girls that will do nudes for you.

2/1/2011 5:34:20 PM

More nudes:

2/1/2011 6:12:30 PM

gross skinny

BUT HEY LOOK , A SIX PACK!!

2/1/2011 6:33:55 PM

FTR are these really n00ds? They're topless, no coochie

Either way props to Pikey

2/1/2011 6:42:25 PM

yup the two freckles on her left side match up

2/1/2011 6:48:38 PM

the nips look better in that last set of pics than the first ones.

i wanna see the fake ones though.

2/1/2011 6:52:48 PM