TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF

7/17/2011 4:09:36 PM

GOAL!!!

7/17/2011 4:09:38 PM

7/17/2011 4:09:44 PM

<3 you alex morgan.

7/17/2011 4:09:59 PM

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL! Alex Morgan!!!

7/17/2011 4:10:08 PM

woot


LOL at that fat kid.


someone make a gif of that!

7/17/2011 4:10:26 PM

Woohoo, anybody catch the little fat kid flashing the camera after the goal?

7/17/2011 4:10:53 PM

Goal in the 69th minute from Alex Morgan. Coincidence???? I think not! wooooooooo

7/17/2011 4:11:08 PM

my wife and I were lolin over that kid.

7/17/2011 4:11:09 PM

I, too, laughed at the fat kid.


Truffle shuffle!

7/17/2011 4:11:23 PM

7/17/2011 4:11:44 PM

FAT KID, lol.

7/17/2011 4:13:11 PM

fat kid

7/17/2011 4:13:52 PM

Alex Morgan 69'

7/17/2011 4:16:54 PM

Lexus for goals in highschool?

Really? ...

7/17/2011 4:17:13 PM

ref calling offsides looks like steve nash

7/17/2011 4:18:02 PM

Fat Kid was using Phillie Phanatic psychology

7/17/2011 4:18:11 PM

What the...?

7/17/2011 4:21:28 PM

that was terrible

7/17/2011 4:21:58 PM

Stupid play.

7/17/2011 4:22:07 PM

Dragonball Z scores

7/17/2011 4:22:12 PM

terrible defending. geez. Completely gifted them that goal.

[Edited on July 17, 2011 at 4:23 PM. Reason : ]

7/17/2011 4:22:42 PM

that was some 3rd grade kickball shit


turrible

7/17/2011 4:22:49 PM

what clusterfucksmanship

who passes it across their own goal mouth

7/17/2011 4:23:27 PM

Everything about that sequence was awful.

Terrible defense all around. And Hope just stood there when she should've come out when the ball started rattling around. She had plenty of time to get to it.

[Edited on July 17, 2011 at 4:37 PM. Reason : Fucking Buehler]

7/17/2011 4:23:44 PM

This team is good despite Buehler. Our best game was the game she was suspended for and playing with 10 against brazil didn't do us in because she was the one missing. I hate bashing players but she is awful.

7/17/2011 4:24:08 PM

That was straight up awful. All 3 of them had a chance to clear or control, but they all panicked. The best thing for the US is to not allow transition goal in the final minutes. Can't get too aggressive, even though they want it back.

7/17/2011 4:26:01 PM

7/17/2011 4:28:49 PM

LOL

dweeble FTW

7/17/2011 4:29:21 PM

Its like we try to ut everything in the top corner instead of just getting shots on goal.

[Edited on July 17, 2011 at 4:33 PM. Reason : end up going high or wide 90% of the time]

7/17/2011 4:33:12 PM

shaping up to be an "NC State shit" kind of game

7/17/2011 4:36:34 PM

Reffing has been pretty good to be honest. They did screw Japan on a 1v1 with a bad offsides call.

7/17/2011 4:37:34 PM

Quote :

"Lexus for goals in highschool? Really? ..."

yeah, that kind of bothered me too




and can we get megan rapinoe to lace up for the men's team? she is easily the best distributor out there.

[Edited on July 17, 2011 at 4:41 PM. Reason : ]

7/17/2011 4:39:19 PM

Terrible camera work... That shaky out of focus vertical zooming with a slight rotation at the start of ET was vomiting waiting to happen.

7/17/2011 4:41:18 PM

been trying to figure out who alex morgan reminds me of, and i think it's a little bit of mia kirshner

not any pictures ive seen of morgan (esp. not the one on top of page 6) but the way she looks on tv in this game

7/17/2011 4:44:53 PM

If it's a Lexus for HS goals, then I'd say daddy better go ahead and head over to the Ferrari plant after the game.

7/17/2011 4:47:07 PM

in before the japan tying goal

7/17/2011 4:52:10 PM

That was beautiful

7/17/2011 4:52:19 PM

great goal. great first touch by Morgan there to set up the cross too.

7/17/2011 4:53:07 PM

let's hope that japan can't get another derpalizer

7/17/2011 4:53:44 PM

i guess extra time isnt the same as sudden death overtime...

7/17/2011 4:54:18 PM

holy shit, did you know that wambach's brother owns a bar?

i'll bet the people there are going crazy!

7/17/2011 4:54:51 PM

yeah, that's only been explained to death by the announcers and the graphics showing the rules

7/17/2011 4:54:57 PM

To be fair the graphics only make sense if you know what a golden goal is

7/17/2011 4:56:20 PM

We're hitting them in waves

7/17/2011 4:56:21 PM

thought i read "30 minutes of guaranteed time" on the screen at some point

7/17/2011 4:57:45 PM

That looked eerily familiar

7/17/2011 4:57:54 PM

jesus christ

7/17/2011 5:01:32 PM

what are they doing inside that box? Ugh...

7/17/2011 5:01:43 PM

Julie Foudy bout looked dumb as hell

7/17/2011 5:04:36 PM