I don't want to try it. I don't care if your asshole is immaculate, I'm not putting my tongue on it.

4/5/2012 6:27:29 PM

Quote :

"sorry internet, i tried to give you a boner"

Noble intentions!

4/5/2012 6:27:33 PM

I'm pretty confident I could talk d357r0y3r into tossing my salad

4/5/2012 6:29:09 PM

Sexual history is something that totally should discussed in a relationship. Not to judge or because you should (probably--if she's banged a coupled hundred dudes or something, that would warrant further investigation at a minimum) care--just to get to know each other.

Also, I figured djeternal would be way more of a whoremonger.

Oh, and I don't really care to engage in any butthole licking.

4/5/2012 8:31:09 PM

before this thread i didn't realize how dirty minkagrl is

4/5/2012 9:10:54 PM

before this thread i didn't realize how dirty minkagrl is I am



at least compared to TWW, which I maintain is not a representative sample, least of all when it comes to getting laid.

[Edited on April 5, 2012 at 10:43 PM. Reason : i guess it's because i'm a few years older than some of you, too...~2/year average]

4/5/2012 10:40:19 PM

hmm....

interesting to say the least...

4/5/2012 10:52:50 PM

^^HAY NOW!

but for realsies....haaaaay

4/5/2012 11:20:31 PM

...must search for butthole thread..


>4
<10

[Edited on April 5, 2012 at 11:28 PM. Reason : scddddf]

4/5/2012 11:21:48 PM

I stopped counting when I was 22.

4/5/2012 11:37:37 PM

I can't believe you guys would post this info on a public message board.

[Edited on April 5, 2012 at 11:46 PM. Reason : umm Yuck!]

4/5/2012 11:45:47 PM

4/5/2012 11:46:00 PM

>0
<2

4/6/2012 8:31:01 AM

>20

<30

4/6/2012 8:35:30 AM

All of them. I have slept with all of the people.

4/6/2012 9:31:38 AM

Quote :

"I can't believe you guys would post this info on a public message board."

I can't believe you would spend $5 and time on this shitty alias. terrible job.

4/6/2012 9:34:37 AM

I've slept with every female in this thread.

4/6/2012 9:38:06 AM

If this gets up to enough pages, I'll divulge my number by starting that page # with it.

4/6/2012 9:58:37 AM

so did we find out more about minka's bf in here or what

also, didn't duke mention somewhere he lost his virginity at like 20?

so, between being with someone enough to have a kid, being deployed, and being like, ~32 now, having a number of ~60-65... assuming there's a decent period of time where there wasn't fresh talent to pound down, that's a pretty hefty rate, over a sustained period. maybe some of you guys should buy miatas.


why do i know things about internet people i've never even met.

4/10/2012 3:31:36 PM

no more info about Minka's ~ boyfriend

4/10/2012 3:34:49 PM

could we say, the cat's out of the bag?

4/10/2012 3:35:10 PM

cat(s)

4/10/2012 3:35:24 PM

4/10/2012 3:36:06 PM

LOLOLOL that gets me every time

EVERY. TIME.

4/10/2012 3:42:59 PM

>0
<10

4/10/2012 3:56:25 PM

her boyfriend is gay?

4/10/2012 3:57:36 PM

nope.

4/10/2012 3:58:12 PM

lol wat?

yeah, not gay... both my titties can attest to that

[Edited on April 10, 2012 at 3:59 PM. Reason : do gay men like titty play?]

4/10/2012 3:58:35 PM

not at all

4/10/2012 3:58:44 PM

i thought people used "~" to refer to gay or questionable

i don't know

it seemed weird for her to have a "~" boyfriend though

4/10/2012 4:02:14 PM

most of my gay friends love to play with my titties

seriously

4/10/2012 4:02:54 PM

do they like to stick their cocks between them and titty-fuck'em?

4/10/2012 4:05:53 PM

Quote :

"between being with someone enough to have a kid"

Right, because only after the 20th copulation between partners do the fallopian walls open enough to allow the passage of sperm to the egg within.

4/10/2012 4:06:52 PM

if I let them they probably would

4/10/2012 4:06:57 PM

i thought he'd mentioned on here in the past about actually being in a relationship with the broad, instead of just an oops.

4/10/2012 4:07:59 PM

that logic works on plenty of teenage girls, i'm sure. at least people are writing stories about it haha

4/10/2012 4:08:22 PM

can't get pregnant on top, it's gravity

4/10/2012 4:08:50 PM

^^^i think he said he tried but it just wouldn't work

4/10/2012 4:11:39 PM

No, it was an "oops", after which point I tried for a couple of years to have a relationship with her, but it was absolutely miserable and an utterly futile effort, due to the fact that I pretty much couldn't go for more than a few days without fighting with her.

...and my # is nowhere near 60-65.


...and yeah, deployments and training--that's like a year and a half of forced celibacy. that's depressing, haha.

4/10/2012 4:42:44 PM

but my vagina loves when you guys get home from deployment

4/10/2012 4:49:11 PM

PROMPT RESPONSE

Quote :

"guess it's because i'm a few years older than some of you, too...~2/year average"

i took that for years of age, not years of activeness

my b

4/10/2012 4:52:08 PM

how attractive do service women get after months of deployment?

4/10/2012 4:52:24 PM

3

I like that number.

4/10/2012 4:52:35 PM

Jeepin poses a good question

4/10/2012 4:53:19 PM

I think the hair bun/no makeup requirement makes servicewomen seem much less attractive than they actually are.

4/10/2012 4:54:24 PM

i, too, wonder the answer to jeepin's question

[Edited on April 10, 2012 at 4:55 PM. Reason : e]

4/10/2012 4:55:08 PM

you can't wear make-up in the service?

4/10/2012 4:59:23 PM

They wear make-up

maybe not on deployment, but I've seen make-up on every base I've ever gone to.

4/10/2012 5:00:15 PM

Quote :

"yeah, not gay... both my titties can attest to that "

As opposed to just one of them...?

Also, three for me.

4/10/2012 5:00:30 PM

I know when my sister was Army, she couldn't wear make up while on active duty and she had to wear her hair in a bun. She only got to do her hair or wear makeup if she was in her civilian clothes.

4/10/2012 5:01:09 PM