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"Okay, the Sex Toy Dave confession is mine."

that's awesome. he cracks me up. the episode with the one girl who was swinging around on the stripper pole and was just a tad too crazy for him was hilarious. his face was priceless.

12/22/2009 12:59:13 PM

Patty absolutely had him pegged.

Back in June, he told me he had just finished w/Megan Wants a Millionaire.

He said she was about as smart as her retarded chihuahua.

12/22/2009 1:01:59 PM

Quote :

"All of my past boyfriends have thought the reason I don't give bjs is because I'm a prude. The real reason is that I'm so nervous I'll be terrible at it and it will be awful for them. "

12/22/2009 1:05:49 PM

^unless you use teeth, ANY blowjob is better than NO blowjob.

or is it? guys?

12/22/2009 1:07:07 PM

that's what i wrote her back. don't bite it and you should be fine! and use plenty of spit.
and i don't give bjs because that is gross.

12/22/2009 1:08:23 PM

there's also the option of asking them for pointers - in my experience guys like being asked

12/22/2009 1:09:19 PM

^^^ yea i'd say any blowjob is better than none. cause if she is bad you can at least tell her how to improve and hope she does.

[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 1:09 PM. Reason : ^]

12/22/2009 1:09:41 PM

^2 agreed

and I don't see why teeth are such a big deal if you use them creatively and nicely

[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 1:10 PM. Reason : .]

12/22/2009 1:10:27 PM

Quote :

"Quote : "I want to meet bb4ncstate.""

Ha, I've been on this site for 4.5yrs now, it has provided me with some great entertainment and helpful veterinary information. I'm more of a reader than poster, but who knows maybe I'll start contributing a little more now that I'm bored and jobless.

You're more than welcome to meet me, I don't live in Raleigh anymore though... you'll have to make a trip to the mountains.

I'll take a confession if anyone has one...

12/22/2009 1:13:00 PM

^you got pwnt by the script.

4.5 years and you haven't learned that yet?!

12/22/2009 1:13:39 PM

Not yet, I will admit to my lack of posting skills. ha.

12/22/2009 1:15:13 PM

You just doubled your career post total in 2 minutes

Nice

12/22/2009 1:16:02 PM

Quote :

"I've never received a real-deal, porn-style blowjob. Don't get me wrong, I get off when chicks give me brain, but I've always wanted that sloppy, aggressive, chicks-eyes-watering-as-she-deepthroats, type of BJ. maybe I should give my GF some hints... "

12/22/2009 1:27:42 PM

Quote :

"Patty absolutely had him pegged. Back in June, he told me he had just finished w/Megan Wants a Millionaire. He said she was about as smart as her retarded chihuahua."

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA i was flipping through the channels and saw Megan Wants a Millionaire on there and was like, "waaaiiiiitttt....that's sex toy dave!!!!"

12/22/2009 1:43:18 PM

someone confess. i am on a call and am le bored.

12/22/2009 2:10:56 PM

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"I am thinking about a TWW threesome now "

12/22/2009 2:12:48 PM

Quote :

"i'm pretty damn close to being out of things to confess to... hopefully i'll remember some shit or just start being really fucking sketchy "

12/22/2009 2:15:39 PM

Quote :

"Maroon 5 - "She Will Be Loved" This song makes me so sad when I hear it. Because it reminds me of the guy I'm not with. He used to sing it to me. I loved him. "

12/22/2009 2:19:06 PM

I'm on call.

12/22/2009 2:19:36 PM

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"Sometimes I see a funny or cool video that I'd post, but it'll involve a black person and I don't feel like dealing with the inevitable racist BS on this site."

12/22/2009 2:22:10 PM

Quote :

"Glad I passed the class with the bitch of a professor so I didn't have to spend my break getting even with his heavy-handed ass "

^ i swear EMCE, you're the token "confess things about black people" guy

12/22/2009 2:25:52 PM

I live a very charmed life

12/22/2009 2:27:20 PM

Stationed for confessions.

12/22/2009 2:35:27 PM

Quote :

"Totally pissed right now. I got up early to go to my favorite go to my favorite gourmet bakery in Morehead that actually sells German bread, but my girlfriend was in such a bitchy mood that we ended up getting there late and it was all gone, as well as most of the other good breads. We'd also planned to stop by the pet store on the way back, a habit in which we pretend to be a young couple looking for a house dog so we can play with all the pets then delay our purchase because... well goddamn it's fun to play with puppies. But no, she wasn't in the mood, because she needed the four hours before we were supposed to meet some friends to do laundry. One fucking load of laundry. What kind of meticulous and age-old technique could possibly need be used to clean clothing that it takes four hours? To top it off our friends we're meeting with are equal parts homosexual and desperate. At least we're watching the Hangover so I can laugh my ass off. And now my confession is a rant fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu "

12/22/2009 2:36:23 PM

^ That guys needs to break up with his g/f and date his gay friends. Problem solved.

12/22/2009 2:37:55 PM

aha, I just realized that someone said they don't believe anything I've said in this thread...







I guess that's your decision to make, bro. No, no disrespect taken. But everything I've said, and have posted in here has been sent to me

12/22/2009 2:40:18 PM

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"i am sitting here in sweatpants knitting a giant scarf with giant old lady knitting needles watching a crappy made for tv movie on the syfy channel about hercules. and i'm happier than a pig in mud "

12/22/2009 2:41:01 PM

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"I costumed a cat once, but only once, I put a black bowie on a tuxedo cat, I had the black bowtie and the tuxedo cat was there, who could resist?"

^ haha is that DDK?

[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 9:16 PM. Reason : .]

12/23/2009 9:15:45 PM

Quote :

"the porn star blow job brings back memories. there was this one girl who was giving me one... all teary eyed and shit... but things went a little too far and i got a little too agressive... so when i was palming the back of her head pushing down she ends up throwing up a little bit on my dick. It wasnt that bad, just a little gunk here and there. I cleaned up and she finished. Best blow job ever, minus the whole gunk."

12/23/2009 9:30:37 PM

I'll take some confessions tonight.

12/23/2009 10:34:10 PM

i wanna punch whoever sent that in the face^^

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"every number in my head is associated with a specific color. when i add, i add blocks of color and when someone mentions a color, i immediately think of the number and vice versa. example: 3 is yellow, 4 is a yellow/brown, 5 is green, 6 is blue, 7 is red, 8 is pink. 1,2, and 9 don't have colors "

[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 10:35 PM. Reason : ]

12/23/2009 10:34:48 PM

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"i wanna punch whoever sent you that in the face ^"

ruh roh

12/23/2009 10:35:45 PM

not because it is personal. i do not give pornstar blowjobs. or blowjobs at all.

12/23/2009 10:36:11 PM

^^^I'm like that with musical notes...like F is green G is Blue C is red B is Yellow

[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 10:37 PM. Reason : ]

12/23/2009 10:37:09 PM

pornstar blowjobs are for pornstars. and hookers. and a few whores i know.

12/23/2009 10:38:24 PM

some whores. but not all of them. and fat chicks apparently give great head.

12/23/2009 10:40:27 PM

they're just hungry

12/23/2009 10:40:40 PM

okay well I guess there are no confessions to give tonight....

12/23/2009 10:42:04 PM

well i always have things i could confess but being that i'm one of the few people actively posting at the moment.... it's a little obvious

12/23/2009 10:43:52 PM

im open for PRIVATE confessions

12/23/2009 10:46:01 PM

Quote :

"i worry that i'll have ginger kids. "

12/23/2009 10:48:41 PM

^^^

12/23/2009 10:49:29 PM

i will confess a deep dark secret to whoever brings me a beer from the fridge first

12/23/2009 11:04:04 PM

Quote :

"i will confess a deep dark secret to whoever brings me a beer from the fridge first"

i just got my boyfriend and myself some ice cream. does that count?

12/23/2009 11:07:30 PM

nope you lose

12/23/2009 11:08:31 PM

i'll take some confessions from you people

12/23/2009 11:09:11 PM

damn ok.

12/23/2009 11:13:02 PM

Quote :

"so i'm painting my nails for christmas, but i'm scared they're turning a little too slutty for the celebration of Jesus's birth"

12/23/2009 11:19:44 PM

sawhash sent you that

12/23/2009 11:20:37 PM

^wrong

another one:

Quote :

"i got bored at work today and googled how old Jesus would be if he was alive today. the answer is 2042 and a half in case you were wondering yourself."

12/23/2009 11:21:58 PM