Fuck 95 and fuck 58.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bXeQ7baYEE

That video kicks ass, mostly because it is how I feel about movies targeted towards little girls. The part with the shelty was tits.

11/29/2009 6:59:21 PM

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

11/29/2009 7:04:28 PM

it's time to curl up on the couch with biscuit and my snuggie and watch a movie

11/29/2009 7:07:18 PM

My wife wants me to watch the first Twilight right now. I'd rather go out to a bar, as I am home alone and none of my friends want to sit around the house and watch this movie. There goes 2 hours of my life for now. Maybe I'll get a treat later.

[Edited on November 29, 2009 at 7:09 PM. Reason : .]

11/29/2009 7:08:40 PM

she'll probably be in the mood after watching that movie anyway, so act sweet

11/29/2009 7:09:11 PM

Would banana and pumpkin be a weird combo?

11/29/2009 7:09:50 PM

i have a fat lip and a blister on the roof of my mouth

i have no idea how i got either

wtf mate?

11/29/2009 7:11:03 PM

did you eat something hot?

11/29/2009 7:11:25 PM

^^hahah
i just want thursday to be here

[Edited on November 29, 2009 at 7:11 PM. Reason : .]

11/29/2009 7:11:45 PM

^^ no I didn't that's why it's so weird

and I woke up with the fat lip after a nap. i must have punched myself in the face while i was asleep or something

11/29/2009 7:12:55 PM

I have actually done that before

11/29/2009 7:13:57 PM

I just made a sandwhich in a sandwhich maker with a $2.00 sticker on it. It was sitting on my counter and i've never seen it before.

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11/29/2009 7:14:15 PM

dnl was in your room

11/29/2009 7:14:26 PM

sandwich maker = bread

11/29/2009 7:15:04 PM

sandwich maker = u

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11/29/2009 7:22:11 PM

ddk...you set yourself up hahaha

11/29/2009 7:22:50 PM

I'd make him a sandwich, but it'd cost him a hell of a lot more than $2

11/29/2009 7:26:18 PM

bloody mary x 2
miller lite x 3

11/29/2009 7:26:44 PM

^sounds like a terrible sandwich.

^^naturally

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11/29/2009 7:27:23 PM

i don't want your kisses

i want a fucking puppy

11/29/2009 7:28:32 PM

liquid dinner ftw

11/29/2009 7:28:38 PM

I happen to have a puppy




that i will gladly get rid of

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[Edited on November 29, 2009 at 7:30 PM. Reason : and yeah that IS unc blue]

11/29/2009 7:29:53 PM

awwwwwwwwww <3

11/29/2009 7:30:26 PM

I'm about to lay down on my bed and watch a movie or some TV... and if I fall asleep before 8, I won't even feel bad about it...

11/29/2009 7:30:26 PM

^^^ AWWWWWW

i'm thinking about how cute the doggy i want will look in THIS collar:

11/29/2009 7:33:23 PM

Season 8 is possibly the funniest of the Simpsons seasons

11/29/2009 7:35:01 PM

i just came to the conclusion that i should reconsider wearing my 4" heels when i'm planning on drinking heavily

11/29/2009 7:36:07 PM

Quote :

"liquid dinner ftw"

11/29/2009 7:42:18 PM

happy to have that project done :-)

11/29/2009 7:55:59 PM

^^^JUST came to that conclusion?

11/29/2009 7:58:21 PM

The movie isn't that bad, although slightly retarded thus far. I must say, it's doing a good job, because I'm sitting on the edge of my seat with my Sierra Mist screaming in my head, "JUST FUCKING TELL HER YOU ARE A VAMPIRE ALREADY!" lol

11/29/2009 8:00:08 PM

doesn't help when my grandmother asks about it

11/29/2009 8:05:36 PM

lol. It wasn't the heels that were impairing your ability to sit upright.

11/29/2009 8:05:49 PM

^^^sigh... isn't he dreamy?

11/29/2009 8:06:16 PM

fewd

11/29/2009 8:16:50 PM

this is the most random simpsons i've seen in a while. was it guest written/directed by tarantino or something?

11/29/2009 8:20:02 PM

amazing race bitches

11/29/2009 8:20:40 PM

DARIA!!!

11/29/2009 8:21:30 PM

omg my feet are SO SORE


might be a good night for soaking in a tub

11/29/2009 8:24:50 PM

I am so tired of the new pose that all the chicks are standing in for pictures...the hand on the hips standing sideways....

11/29/2009 8:29:05 PM

one hand on hip?

i always do that

i call it the "skinny arm"

(i don't think i stand sideways though haha)

[Edited on November 29, 2009 at 8:30 PM. Reason : .]

11/29/2009 8:29:59 PM

they also do that throw your head back like you've been laughing thing...

I dunno, I mean I just think it looks obnoxious when there is a picture of like 10 girls and every single one of them are doing it.

11/29/2009 8:41:00 PM

as long as they aren't making the duck face, i'm cool with it

11/29/2009 8:42:26 PM

BEER!!!

11/29/2009 8:46:11 PM

Well the duck face has changed into the hand on the hip standing sideways with head back like you have been laughing pose.

11/29/2009 8:46:36 PM

http://antiduckface.com/

11/29/2009 8:48:52 PM

Quote :

"as long as they aren't making the duck face, i'm cool with it"

Quote :

"as long as they aren't making the duck face, i'm cool with it"

Quote :

"as long as they aren't making the duck face, i'm cool with it"

Quote :

"as long as they aren't making the duck face, i'm cool with it"

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"as long as they aren't making the duck face, i'm cool with it"

11/29/2009 8:51:03 PM

11/29/2009 8:52:06 PM

still full from lunch

11/29/2009 8:55:17 PM

still sleepy

11/29/2009 9:06:14 PM