sometimes i wish that i smoked pot

[Edited on November 30, 2009 at 6:32 PM. Reason : oh great. pg 709]

11/30/2009 6:31:32 PM

my throat hurts

11/30/2009 6:43:02 PM

i really should be doing something productive right now

11/30/2009 6:44:11 PM

11/30/2009 6:51:27 PM

^^

11/30/2009 6:52:56 PM

buttfuckery.

11/30/2009 7:04:35 PM

All I want to do is yell and scream and get all of this fucking anger out.

11/30/2009 7:14:04 PM

labelmaker cartridge
science diet
chafing ointment
hot redhead for said buttfuckery
and maybe doggie diapers

11/30/2009 7:15:00 PM

I LOVE CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!

11/30/2009 7:16:10 PM

just remembered the liquor store is right next to the drugstore.

sahweet

11/30/2009 7:42:33 PM

dude... stefan and elena are totally going to do it!

11/30/2009 8:00:07 PM

i see why everyone was been hyping this seven below->ghost, crazy type 2 shit

11/30/2009 8:01:04 PM

I have a lot of shit I have to do this week

11/30/2009 8:07:48 PM

Someone hug me, stat.

11/30/2009 8:11:47 PM

>----<

11/30/2009 8:12:13 PM

Yay, thanks.

11/30/2009 8:13:17 PM

No problem

pay it forward

11/30/2009 8:13:50 PM

Not a problem. I'm a giver.

11/30/2009 8:15:00 PM

yay done buying gifts for my mom

11/30/2009 8:16:28 PM

I'm going to resist the urge to go there

instead, I'll just send you a

11/30/2009 8:16:42 PM

I love s!

11/30/2009 8:17:25 PM

11/30/2009 8:31:20 PM

OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO

my milk expired 4 days ago

should i smell it?

i just wanted to make some pasta roni or macaroni and cheese

11/30/2009 8:32:24 PM

Urgh.

It smells like old vomit in here.

And I always feel weird for bringing booze into a church.

Jack and jesus lulz

11/30/2009 8:32:54 PM

OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO
YOUR TIRE'S ALL FLAT N JUNK

11/30/2009 8:33:03 PM

well do you think it is going to be spoiled or what?

11/30/2009 8:34:42 PM

i really love cougar town

11/30/2009 8:36:03 PM

use it...4 days isn't that bad i guess

11/30/2009 8:36:22 PM

you should be ok

11/30/2009 8:36:45 PM

i'm going to smell before i use

if it smells funkier than milk normally smells

i'll just make noodles with extra butter to compensate. or something.

11/30/2009 8:36:57 PM

The date on milk is sell by, not use by. You're good.

11/30/2009 8:38:41 PM

babe, I'll buy you a gallon of milk. is that what this is about?

11/30/2009 8:39:00 PM

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

i feel like balls after that nap

11/30/2009 8:40:51 PM

dammit, I don't want to go buy BATTERIES, too!

11/30/2009 8:42:22 PM

what size?

[Edited on November 30, 2009 at 8:52 PM. Reason : go to walmart]

11/30/2009 8:52:35 PM

it's on

11/30/2009 9:04:28 PM

ughhhh everything around me is always falling apart

why do i ruin everything!!!

11/30/2009 9:04:46 PM

3^another plus to me moving in, my sam's club membership! buy a billion batteries at a time!

11/30/2009 9:05:20 PM

i'm sorry

11/30/2009 9:08:23 PM

dog AND toddler running free in the living room.
may have to stage a retreat.

11/30/2009 9:10:04 PM

i'm trying not to go to sleep so early since i don't have to work tomorrow...


and i may be home in time for trivia

11/30/2009 9:11:28 PM

I can't wait to hear when the auditions are!

11/30/2009 9:13:38 PM

he used to be fucking hilarious

now he just trolls...about as well as ggmon and solinari.

RIP

11/30/2009 9:20:10 PM

[Edited on November 30, 2009 at 9:33 PM. Reason : ]

11/30/2009 9:24:53 PM

company christmas party in 2 weeks

but no country club this year

11/30/2009 9:25:26 PM

how was your birthday?

11/30/2009 9:25:57 PM

AWESOME!

11/30/2009 9:26:15 PM

good stuff

11/30/2009 9:26:53 PM

2 falls. That means it was twice as good as last year.

11/30/2009 9:27:08 PM

any bruises!!!??

11/30/2009 9:27:27 PM