Today doesn't suck enough yet. I think I'll stab myself in the finger with some broken glass.

Oh, wait ...

12/1/2009 2:52:44 PM

Quote :

"Where's my slice?"

...in my fridge? still warm, though

12/1/2009 2:55:48 PM

Skwink



[Edited on December 1, 2009 at 2:56 PM. Reason : ^I can wait at your house for it to cool]

12/1/2009 2:55:52 PM

YAWN

12/1/2009 3:02:24 PM

Yeah, I'll admit it, I'm jealous you're getting a SECOND camera within the last three months when I still have the d40 with a faulty kit lens. (And a whole bunch of other reasons, too, DAMMIT!)

12/1/2009 3:10:30 PM

FUCK if a little piece of shit headlight switch costs 50 bucks for this van, I don't know if I want to know how much all the other small shit is going to cost

12/1/2009 3:15:08 PM

i am tired

i still have another paper to write (only 5 pages but i've done 0 research)

and i have to finish outlining for my exam

boo

i want a nap though

ohhh what to do. maybe i can just nap until 5?!

12/1/2009 3:24:08 PM

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF THIS FUCKING DOCUMENT CRASHES ON ME ONE MORE TIME

12/1/2009 3:31:29 PM

DROPPIN' FUCKING LOADS ALL OVER LunaK's FUCKED UP FOOT!!!

12/1/2009 3:34:56 PM

can i block the chatterbox?

dje's weak ass game is getting old.

12/1/2009 3:35:56 PM

I really hope my face is next!

[Edited on December 1, 2009 at 3:36 PM. Reason : ^LOL....please post]

12/1/2009 3:36:04 PM

^^ haha you're just jealous

12/1/2009 3:36:31 PM

weak ass game huh?

i will have you know that my ass game is quite strong

[Edited on December 1, 2009 at 3:39 PM. Reason : a]

12/1/2009 3:37:55 PM

it's incessant, sad, and as interesting as a booger.

12/1/2009 3:39:16 PM

but you eat your boogers, so what does that say about you?

12/1/2009 3:39:49 PM

someone buy me a premium status for Christmas

12/1/2009 3:40:17 PM

exhibit a:

12/1/2009 3:40:47 PM

$10 for 3 months+. and by +, I mean forever.

^ awwww, why so pissy? did you run out of hair gel?

[Edited on December 1, 2009 at 3:43 PM. Reason : a]

12/1/2009 3:41:00 PM

I'm poor

Thank God I have tits, or my alcoholism would be non-existant.

12/1/2009 3:44:00 PM

Convenient.

12/1/2009 3:49:05 PM

2nd biggest night of the year at work tonight :-/

12/1/2009 3:49:56 PM

no one with any sense has used hair gel in 10+ years

12/1/2009 3:51:10 PM

pomade?

12/1/2009 3:53:14 PM

when i used to use product, i'd use matte, fibre, pomade, or wax depending on the current length, temperature and humidity, and what i was wearing.

but since i've gone super short, no need!

12/1/2009 3:54:35 PM

pshoes is metro ITT

12/1/2009 3:55:02 PM

pussyshoes ~ ITT

12/1/2009 3:57:52 PM

lulz

12/1/2009 3:59:56 PM

so you are claiming that you are not wearing any product in the pic of you and Jen in your gallery?

12/1/2009 4:00:20 PM

Quote :

""The fact is that cats and dogs are a lot safer in pet stores than they are in the hands of PETA employees," Catholic League President Bill Donohue said in a statement. "Moreover, pet stores don't rip off Christian iconography and engage in cheap irreligious claims." "PETA is a fraud," Donohue continued. "It also has a long and disgraceful record of exploiting Christian and Jewish themes to hawk its ugly services. Those who support this organization sorely need a reality check. They also need a course in Ethics 101." Krupa issued a statement responding to the Catholic League, saying: "As a practicing Catholic, I am shocked that the Catholic League is speaking out against my PETA ads. I'm doing what the Catholic Church should be doing, working to stop senseless suffering of animals, the most defenseless of God's creation.""

ahaha

12/1/2009 4:01:11 PM

Quote :

"I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF THIS FUCKING DOCUMENT CRASHES ON ME ONE MORE TIME"

has since crashed three more times. no idea what to do at this point

12/1/2009 4:03:10 PM

Quote :

"animals, the most defenseless of God's creation"

Clearly this woman has never encountered a Great White Shark, blue-ringed octopus, grizzly bear, or chupacabra.

12/1/2009 4:03:34 PM

This is the image that has severely offended the Catholic Church!

12/1/2009 4:08:47 PM

The same Catholics that fuck little boys

12/1/2009 4:09:49 PM

Quote :

"so you are claiming that you are not wearing any product in the pic of you and Jen in your gallery? "

that pic is like, a year and half old.

[Edited on December 1, 2009 at 4:12 PM. Reason : e]

12/1/2009 4:12:17 PM

but you said you haven't worn hair gel in 10 years

Quote :

"no one with any sense has used hair gel in 10+ years"

[Edited on December 1, 2009 at 4:14 PM. Reason : a]

12/1/2009 4:13:03 PM

wasn't gel.

retard.

12/1/2009 4:14:27 PM

oic, sorry for the confusion

12/1/2009 4:14:46 PM

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

12/1/2009 4:16:04 PM

no, I was just confused by the difference between hair product and hair gel

i have never put anything other than shampoo in my hair

12/1/2009 4:16:53 PM

a hair gel is a type of hair product. not all hair products are hair gels. it's a subset of a group.

12/1/2009 4:18:32 PM

lol at this discussion

12/1/2009 4:19:33 PM

what's the derivative?

12/1/2009 4:20:15 PM

dje brings the lol

12/1/2009 4:23:59 PM

I'm trying to hold a dookie and DJE's status reads, "DROPPIN' LOADS!"

12/1/2009 4:25:36 PM

shopping for all the kids = complete!

Now we just have parents, grandparents and siblings then we are done.

12/1/2009 4:36:11 PM

just ran the best mile time of my life

12/1/2009 4:43:20 PM

^Congrats.

12/1/2009 4:45:20 PM

2 more of my friends are engaged. I'm single. Awesome.

12/1/2009 4:55:37 PM

^ dude, welcome to the club

12/1/2009 4:56:04 PM

you people who are jealous of your friends' engagement should really be counting your blessings

im just sayin.

12/1/2009 4:57:56 PM