The more you think about it, the harder it gets. You just have to fucking do it. I used to be the same way, but I was finally able to convince myself that rejection doesn't really matter.

12/2/2009 3:35:03 PM

I can't talk to women without drinks or drugs

and even then its a struggle

12/2/2009 3:35:18 PM

^ I thought that said "snuggie" not "struggle"

12/2/2009 3:36:14 PM

i put on my robe snuggie and wizard hat.....

12/2/2009 3:37:17 PM

Quote :

"I'm wondering what part of normal social development I missed out on that makes me such a goddamn coward when it comes to asking women out. Other people do it all the time, almost recreationally, and here I've been preparing myself mentally for a week and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna back out at the last second. edit: Thank God, I'm being spared the indignity because apparently she just got a boyfriend. That was close. I almost had to act like a functioning human being"

awww, that makes me a lil sad

12/2/2009 3:38:42 PM

you know some enterprising D&D players have used snuggies in lieu of an actual cloak

12/2/2009 3:38:47 PM

I usually just tell guys when I like them and it makes things easier.

12/2/2009 3:39:12 PM

when i went home for thanksgiving my parents' 14 year old dalmation was chillin in a dog snuggie

wtf

12/2/2009 3:39:30 PM

they make dog snuggies?

i might have to get one for my parents' 12 year old dalmation

12/2/2009 3:40:25 PM

^^ Were you jealous?

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 3:41 PM. Reason : .]

12/2/2009 3:40:38 PM

https://www.snuggiefordogs.com/

12/2/2009 3:43:22 PM

Quote :

"The more you think about it, the harder it gets. You just have to fucking do it. I used to be the same way, but I was finally able to convince myself that rejection doesn't really matter."

That's the weird thing. I am not at all concerned with rejection. I generally take rejection as a given. If anything I'm more worried about a girl saying yes, because then I've got to actually do shit. And the kind of shit that has to be done (planning a date, going on date, not acting inappropriately while on date) is the shit I'm really, really bad at.

Quote :

" I can't talk to women without drinks or drugs and even then its a struggle "

This

12/2/2009 3:45:24 PM

those are all things i find terribly endearing about some men

12/2/2009 3:47:22 PM

Agreed. Awkwardness can actually be really sweet/cute

12/2/2009 3:48:05 PM

^.

12/2/2009 3:48:34 PM

pussyshoes I have wanted one of those for a hot minute!!! Trixie is too big for the ones they have in the store though

12/2/2009 3:49:53 PM

When I start dating a girl, the first two or three dates are followed immediately by heavy drinking in an effort to kill the memory of the event. But don't worry, after the first girl I learned to stop telling them that.

12/2/2009 3:51:10 PM

Quote :

"If anything I'm more worried about a girl saying yes, because then I've got to actually do shit. And the kind of shit that has to be done (planning a date, going on date, not acting inappropriately while on date) is the shit I'm really, really bad at."

I guess I can still relate to that.

and to ^

12/2/2009 3:52:16 PM

oh, we already have something like that for the dog. mom made one in cheetah print too

12/2/2009 3:53:41 PM

Life would be so much easier if was socially acceptable to simply ask women if they wanted to fuck and skip the whole charade

Thus the proliferation of the world's oldest profession

12/2/2009 3:55:08 PM

PETER! Tell mom to make me one ok

12/2/2009 3:56:26 PM

my back hurts
holy shit

12/2/2009 3:57:25 PM

I tried to find a picture of it but apparently they aren't on Facebook.

12/2/2009 3:57:54 PM

some of my friend like to go to bogarts on thursdays. On the 3 occasions that i have gone I have had a man talk to me for a minute or two before strait up asking me if ill go home with him

playing the numbers game i suppose

12/2/2009 3:58:40 PM

is your mom on facebook?

i commented on a friends status today, he was bitching about his unit manager. something along the lines of "your mother is my unit manager". he deleted it, and sent a message about how he hoped he caught it before his mom saw it.

how ~

12/2/2009 3:59:47 PM

^^ sounds like everywhere I went in Vegas

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 4:01 PM. Reason : ^]

12/2/2009 3:59:54 PM

see that's the thing with vegas.

most retards in america think it's just some sex paradise and can get away with anything at all, and lose all morals (and touch with reality) with the whole "what happens in vegas, stays in vegas" bullshit.

it's kinda disturbing.

12/2/2009 4:01:13 PM

note to self: turn off water heater

12/2/2009 4:01:56 PM

Quote :

"some of my friend like to go to bogarts on thursdays. On the 3 occasions that i have gone I have had a man talk to me for a minute or two before strait up asking me if ill go home with him"

Holy shit. This has never, ever happened to me. But Bogart's def seems that type of place. As does Vegas.

12/2/2009 4:02:39 PM

I miss going to Bogarts only because of the cheap, but delicious martini specials!

Love a top shelf martini for $5!

12/2/2009 4:02:41 PM

...I'll take recycling closer to 6ish.

12/2/2009 4:04:53 PM

we need a :yawn: smiley. tww is a drag lately.

12/2/2009 4:05:32 PM

Quote :

"most retards in america think it's just some sex paradise and can get away with anything at all, and lose all morals (and touch with reality) with the whole "what happens in vegas, stays in vegas" bullshit."

Herpes does not stay in Vegas.

My only potential hookup in Vegas started with a random hot guy giving me $400 for gambling. Me, being a stupid drunk, accepted without thinking about consequences. Lucky for me, he got drunk and made a racial slur at some random guy and got his ass beat and had to go to the hospital.

12/2/2009 4:06:02 PM

^^^^hibernian on tuesdays, mark my words way better

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 4:06 PM. Reason : w]

12/2/2009 4:06:15 PM

Quote :

"is your mom on facebook?"

Yeah she is. She only has like 22 friends too, haha. She rarely posts anything on my stuff, except once she owned a friend of mine for a photo comment he made.

12/2/2009 4:06:31 PM

Busy, busy. Rent is recording a skit here! Sweeeeeeeeeeeet!

12/2/2009 4:06:31 PM

Quote :

"most retards in america think it's just some sex paradise and can get away with anything at all, and lose all morals (and touch with reality) with the whole "what happens in vegas, stays in vegas" bullshit"

I'm one of those retards, so kindly shut the fuck up

12/2/2009 4:07:20 PM

Jen that is a rather exciting bit of information you have passed on!

12/2/2009 4:09:03 PM

i would like to make my bed squeak

12/2/2009 4:09:24 PM

Ahhhh me too

12/2/2009 4:09:59 PM

me three

12/2/2009 4:10:38 PM

me four

12/2/2009 4:11:45 PM

me 5

12/2/2009 4:11:59 PM

me6

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 4:12 PM. Reason : why did i read 6]

12/2/2009 4:12:25 PM

recycling @ 6
adapter to office max
tofu, cheese, and carrots
clean bathroom
measure out ingredients


I guess I'll need to do my baking before I put in the turkey

...any of you fuckers have a food grinder I could borrow?

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 4:14 PM. Reason : df]

12/2/2009 4:14:50 PM

I shouldn't consult guys for wardrobe advice. "Nothing but kneesocks" isn't a very viable option to go out in public.

12/2/2009 4:16:07 PM

hahaha

12/2/2009 4:17:50 PM

My bed is a foam mattress on the floor so I can't make it squeak. Although even if I had the squeakiest bed in the world, I'd still be repulsive to women.

12/2/2009 4:17:54 PM

sure it is

--
How did he die? I cannot get this off my mind. I hope it wasn't suicide, and I hope it wasn't protracted and lonely

12/2/2009 4:18:01 PM

my grandmother keeps poking me on facebook

12/2/2009 4:18:31 PM