I've never understood how people can feel a shit coming on. For me it's like I feel a shit and I better go now or else it's not going to be good.

12/2/2009 11:42:53 PM

what are you not house trained?

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

12/2/2009 11:43:12 PM

hahahahha

12/2/2009 11:43:32 PM

girls don't poop

12/2/2009 11:43:55 PM

LOL

12/2/2009 11:44:05 PM

haha if I hold a poop in too long I will be in pain...

12/2/2009 11:44:35 PM

From last page:

Quote :

"WHY ISN'T THERE A THREAD HERE TELLING ME THE POWER IS OUT ALONG WESTERN? I CAN'T ORDER MY PAPA JOHNS PIZZA NOW! Papa John's only because it's right across the street from me right now. On the upside, they gave me a free pizza code for next time."

12/2/2009 11:45:13 PM

drama at work. might have to call the police. i wanna go to ruckus

12/2/2009 11:47:06 PM

i havent had a drop of ackahall all day/night

dont know what im gonna do with myself.

12/2/2009 11:50:04 PM

i mean if you hold it in for a few days i can understand. but if you can't hold it for a few hours you may want to see a doctor.

also girls don't poop

12/2/2009 11:50:21 PM

tell that to my wife

12/2/2009 11:50:53 PM

TMI

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 11:52 PM. Reason : ]

12/2/2009 11:50:54 PM

12/2/2009 11:51:31 PM

ohic

12/2/2009 11:52:10 PM

haha oh. valid excuse.

carry on.

12/2/2009 11:52:12 PM

In other news, I really want some muffins.

12/2/2009 11:53:33 PM

guess I'm glad I missed what she said

FUCK i need to write

12/2/2009 11:54:07 PM

That shit tastes like wolf pussy

new fav quote

12/2/2009 11:55:08 PM

^^ get to work

^ I'm not sure that makes sense. :-\

I need to go to sleep so I don't eat.

12/2/2009 11:58:25 PM

Quote :

"Peter - Functionalization. What is functionalization of nanoparticles and how functionalized vs non-functionalized particles act in the STF. Look at the specific chemistry of our system, being APTMS interacting with PEG. Mention steric effects and how particle size determines the volume:surface area for how much surface can be functionalized. Peter - Sample Calcs - Nanoparticle surface area. "

Dammit.

^Get to sleep

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 11:58 PM. Reason : uppl]

12/2/2009 11:58:27 PM

I just ate a cookout tray, but I could go for another one. Perhaps I'll just make a box of mac and cheese instead.

12/2/2009 11:59:47 PM

^^You just called her fat

[Edited on December 3, 2009 at 12:00 AM. Reason : oh snap]

12/3/2009 12:00:12 AM

Quote :

"^ I'm not sure that makes sense. :-\"

it has to do with taking nasty shots

12/3/2009 12:01:38 AM

I used a too. About to get super serious up in this bitch.

Haha, she's sick and ought to get some rest

[Edited on December 3, 2009 at 12:04 AM. Reason : k for real, i'm out of here]

12/3/2009 12:03:49 AM

^^^ lmao, inorite

nah, i have a cold and need my rest and that's probably why or he thinks I'm fat, but he wasn't complaining earlier

[Edited on December 3, 2009 at 12:06 AM. Reason : ^ ]

12/3/2009 12:04:41 AM

Tornado watch until 4 am. What happens if there is a tornado when I'm asleep? I'm going to die.

12/3/2009 12:04:44 AM

I <3 Trans-Siberian Orchestra

I regret deciding to not go this year

12/3/2009 12:06:02 AM

I wish I could have gone. Instead, I experienced an extremely chaotic night at work

12/3/2009 12:07:54 AM

It's so windy here the house is constantly rocking.

12/3/2009 12:08:16 AM

Trans-Siberian Orchestra, one of the gayest things i've ever seen

12/3/2009 12:08:55 AM

<sub>Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. This will only become more commonplace as the holidays approach.

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowes, Home Depot, or Costco customers. This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.

You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also October 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 28th, and three times last Monday, and most likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Thanks,
Bill

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart, but already bought them out.</sub>

12/3/2009 12:11:18 AM

^hahahahaha

12/3/2009 12:12:15 AM

hahaha

12/3/2009 12:12:49 AM

lol

12/3/2009 12:13:09 AM

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12/3/2009 12:48:14 AM

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12/3/2009 12:50:23 AM

^^there's a good song in there, but wtf is that about?

12/3/2009 12:51:38 AM

It's really hard to find a random jumble of terms when you're googling


despite the fact that I find them all the time when I'm not looking for them

12/3/2009 12:55:12 AM

What the hell is my user name doing in that random jumble?

12/3/2009 12:56:38 AM

lol...think back

12/3/2009 12:58:17 AM

ruckus was so dead

12/3/2009 1:01:30 AM

Hahahahahahahaha

12/3/2009 1:02:26 AM

kiljadn is serious businesses inc

12/3/2009 1:14:14 AM

is it a bad idea to eat 4lbs of food within 2 hours of going to sleep?

12/3/2009 1:19:44 AM

^probably

12/3/2009 1:20:26 AM

My cat just climbed a bookshelf like a ladder. I wish I'd gotten a picture.

12/3/2009 1:23:31 AM

What is the name of this sort of visual effect? I've always just resorted to calling it "japanese sunrise"... but now I'm honestly curious.

12/3/2009 1:26:44 AM

I'd call it a sunburst pattern

12/3/2009 1:28:44 AM

After a cursory google image search, it would seem that sunburst is the correct widely-accepted term.

thanks.

12/3/2009 1:32:08 AM

nobobdy likes to listen i hit me head preaty heard she left me i cant seee

12/3/2009 1:33:41 AM