i doubt he has a nice knife

12/3/2009 8:59:11 AM

tryin to decide if i want to go back to sleep for a lil bit more.... zzz

12/3/2009 9:02:44 AM

ugh...i can't breathe.

12/3/2009 9:07:28 AM

no need to be a dick

12/3/2009 9:24:49 AM

and they say women are drama queens...bunch a male drama queens abound

12/3/2009 9:26:53 AM

freezing yesterday

really nice today, almost warm

please to pick a season, kthx

12/3/2009 9:29:38 AM

12/3/2009 9:30:28 AM

i just put on socks and boots without putting on pants or undies

wtf

12/3/2009 9:55:36 AM

^ lol gg

12/3/2009 9:55:59 AM

pics or it didn't happen

12/3/2009 9:56:26 AM

FUCK. Some days, like today, I just want to throw my god Damn badge in the garbage can and walk out of here

12/3/2009 10:12:31 AM

take some pens and sharpies and shit first

12/3/2009 10:13:07 AM

JOB OPPORTUNITY!

Head Lice Removal Technician (Greater Orlando Area)
Date: 2009-12-03, 9:59AM EST
Reply to: job-n27ej-1492887924@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

LouseCalls, Inc., the head lice removal company that makes house calls, is currently seeking a friendly, reliable, dedicated individual to join the LouseCalls team in the greater Orlando, FL area as a Head Lice Removal Technician/Nitpicker. This position is for an independent contractor position for a part time to full time opportunity.

Duties Include: check for and remove head lice, using special shampoos, combs and processes.

Candidates should be detail oriented with a flexible schedule, and have a proven record of reliability, punctuality and superior customer service. Additionally, you must have reliable transportation, a valid drivers license, and proof of insurance.

Requirements Include:


- Ability to Stand for Long Periods of Time
- Good Eye Sight A MUST!
- Enjoy Working With Young Children and Families
- Comfortable Going Into Client's Homes
- Positive Attitude
- Not squeamish around bugs
- Pass A Background Check
- Pass A Reference Check
- Pass A Drug Screening

This is an excellent opportunity for additional income. You will be provided with all of the products, knowledge, training and resources required to be highly successful.

Interested applicants should reply with a current resume or detailed summary of relevant experience, and availability. Applications without resume or detailed summary of relevant experience will not be considered.


* Location: Greater Orlando Area
* Compensation: Commission bases on percentage of job (average. $25/hr)
* This is a part-time job.
* This is a contract job.
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

[Edited on December 3, 2009 at 10:17 AM. Reason : .]

12/3/2009 10:17:05 AM

lolw0t

12/3/2009 10:21:51 AM

Holy shit. It's legit: http://www.lousecalls.com/employment.html

Nitpickers/Service Technicians Wanted

Dude, for $25 an hour, I could def pick bugs out of a kid's scalp.

12/3/2009 10:24:20 AM

i got almost that much per hour posting on tww all summer

12/3/2009 10:25:35 AM

Perfectly balanced budgets seem a little fishy.

12/3/2009 10:31:59 AM

I STOLE THIS FROM THE RESIDENT HTML MASTER

12/3/2009 10:32:03 AM

fucking bored - i guess i could get some work done - but that would require a lot of effort on my part

12/3/2009 10:33:22 AM

<- this guy is happy today. I don't know why, but today is just beautiful and I'm not just referring to the weather.

12/3/2009 10:33:39 AM

^ wish i was feeling that way

12/3/2009 10:39:57 AM

company christmas party today, outta here in an hour

12/3/2009 10:44:35 AM

work sucks, i know. she left me roses

12/3/2009 10:45:25 AM

i have a rumbly in my tumbly

12/3/2009 10:45:26 AM

I was on ESPN last night

12/3/2009 10:48:03 AM

12/3/2009 10:48:18 AM

what a pain in the balls that was

12/3/2009 10:51:09 AM

^^ that frightens me

12/3/2009 10:52:15 AM

walk
walk
fashion baby

work it
move
that bitch c-razy

12/3/2009 10:59:43 AM

HOLY ZOMG. I GOT SENT FLOWERS.

I knew today was a fantastic day.

[WIN]

[Edited on December 3, 2009 at 11:01 AM. Reason : .]

12/3/2009 11:00:42 AM

it says here you are a male....

yet.... you say you have a wife and like flowers. im confused

12/3/2009 11:01:49 AM

^I'm sending you flowers next.

12/3/2009 11:09:16 AM

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12/3/2009 11:11:19 AM

That is really fucking annoying.

12/3/2009 11:11:30 AM

So what I like that my wife sends me flowers? Yes I am male. Problem?

12/3/2009 11:11:36 AM

I thought I'd be better today

12/3/2009 11:12:00 AM

^

12/3/2009 11:17:34 AM

I wonder how much sleep I got. I think it was very little.

12/3/2009 11:20:19 AM

12/3/2009 11:43:36 AM

my lipgloss be poppin

12/3/2009 11:45:24 AM

Turkey BLT

omnomnom

12/3/2009 11:45:27 AM

damn turkey blt sounds gooood

fuck i'm hungry

12/3/2009 11:48:24 AM

Village Deli is teh wins. I go there at least once a week.

12/3/2009 11:49:02 AM

hmmm what to have for lunch? Should I go to walmart or no?

12/3/2009 11:50:31 AM

well village deli is a bit too far for me to go for lunch

12/3/2009 11:52:50 AM

I never remember to buy leather cleaner/conditioner stuff.

12/3/2009 11:52:56 AM

^^

12/3/2009 11:53:06 AM

lololol this girl really thinks I'm going swap my fill shift with her run shift. psh.

12/3/2009 11:55:12 AM

13 days left.

urgh.

12/3/2009 11:57:00 AM

It's been a good while since I had a lunch meeting. Or any meeting, actually.

12/3/2009 12:00:21 PM