punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I can't decide if I'm getting more sane or more crazy as time goes on
But every once in a while when I perform a reality check and look at what's going on around me, I feel legitimately insane" |
I am glad I am not the only one. 12/30/2009 10:49:28 AM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I wish my girlfriend would take better care of... down there. She used to get full Brazilian waxes, but she cut back because it cost too much. Now she doesn't do anything." |
If you don't want to hit it, maybe I should in your place.
If anything, that should be a good thing she's cutting back. If you get married, that's less money she'll spend on herself and more she'll spend on youuuuuuuuu.
[Edited on December 30, 2009 at 2:58 PM. Reason : .]12/30/2009 2:57:06 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
after experiencing the pain and cost involved in waxing, I applaud any woman who has the guts to do it on a regular basis 12/30/2009 3:02:06 PM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
full Brazilian waxes are so white trashy. Enjoy the bush, that is how a woman is suppose to look. 12/30/2009 3:15:13 PM |
longbow_fc All American 1163 Posts user info edit post |
i cant handle the bush, it has to be clean or very maintained for me 12/30/2009 3:17:37 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103354 Posts user info edit post |
PM me your sins, my sons and daughters
12/30/2009 3:20:55 PM |
miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
Follow up!
Quote : | " does that mean "eh, just shave and go. no real thought" or does that mean "cha cha cha chia pet"
Cha cha cha chia pet.
And if a girl has a Brazilian, it makes me just want to dive in there face first. I'll stay down as long as she wants." |
my own confession: I am too stupid to know how to do a quote inside of a quote without breaking tww ]12/30/2009 3:23:38 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103354 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i dont like teh bush. " |
[Edited on December 30, 2009 at 3:24 PM. Reason : wait, miska's a lesbian now?]12/30/2009 3:23:40 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "And if a girl has a Brazilian, itVaginas and Labias make me just want to dive in there face first. I'll stay down as long as she wants." |
12/30/2009 4:07:29 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I just found out in the last day that my two hottest female friends give a good bj or have a brazilian wax. And I did not find the info out the fun way either. I really hate the friend zone. " |
Friend zone is not fun.
[Edited on December 31, 2009 at 12:38 AM. Reason : s]12/31/2009 12:38:26 AM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
friend zone is awesome 12/31/2009 12:41:07 AM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
friend zone is awesome fail 12/31/2009 12:48:10 AM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
I'm not really comfortable around women (unless I'm dating them), and I've never really had any close platonic female friends
this makes relationships and dating a LOT simpler] 12/31/2009 1:00:18 AM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
i suppose. i have a lot of male friends and it's made things somewhat complicated when they thought we were dating but i just thought we were friends. 12/31/2009 1:02:03 AM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
well I'd have female friends if I could...but I get the simplification as a consolation prize] 12/31/2009 1:03:00 AM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
hit me up yo! 1/2/2010 9:38:14 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I know now I overreacted to what was simply one very dead battery. " |
1/2/2010 10:12:17 PM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
confessions, please! 1/2/2010 10:23:06 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I want to sell my boyfriend's drugs so I can buy drugs. " |
1/2/2010 10:27:58 PM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
I LOVE THIS THREAD
I LOVE EVAN
CONFESS TO ME, MOTHERFUCKERS] 1/2/2010 10:32:36 PM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i eat a lot more than my boyfriend and i'm scared that he thinks it's disgusting.... so sometimes i eat at night when he's asleep so he won't judge me" |
1/2/2010 10:33:51 PM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "so when i was about 7
I killed my friend's sister in the woods behind our neighborhood with a large rock. I saw someone do it in a movie or tv show and i guess i thought it looked cool. I didn't really grasp life and death at the time. I freaked out and hid her in an old tobacco shack way back in there and told my friend and his parents that i saw a man take her. To this day she's still considered a missing person." |
riiiiiiiiiiiight1/2/2010 10:50:49 PM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "" |
1/2/2010 11:48:00 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
i want one! 1/2/2010 11:49:50 PM |
Kingpin_80 All American 1372 Posts user info edit post |
send them! 1/3/2010 12:12:46 AM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Looking at the pics on my girlfriend's old laptop made me mad nostalgic. She's been through a lot of shit, and has emerged a better person. I love the new her, but I miss the hell out of the old her that made me fall in love in the first place.
lol, I'm an emotional fuck" |
1/3/2010 12:19:07 AM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
do want confessions 1/3/2010 10:52:57 AM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I believe that gay marriage should exist and I vote against any kind of proposition that says otherwise but I sometimes feel there is a homophobia deep within me bc I get weirded out when I am surrounded by homosexuals making out or when the same sex hits on me. Granted, I am not a big fan of PDA but I don't want to fool myself into thinking that is the case. I even had feelings for someone of the same sex at one point and just got so weirded out by the thought of having sex that I ended the relationship. I don't want to be a homophobe. " |
1/3/2010 11:31:08 AM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "people's dominant impression of me is that i'm smart. i frequently believe they are merely being bamboozled. " |
1/3/2010 11:51:41 AM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I feel bamboozled is a black person's word bc of the movie Bamboozled" |
1/3/2010 12:03:32 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103354 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i once told people i ate 5 pounds of pepperoni, i didn't though" |
1/3/2010 12:25:06 PM |
miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I don't know what a Tossed Salad is... " |
5 minutes later...
Quote : | "I now know what a tossed salad is.. " | ]1/3/2010 9:12:31 PM |
Sugarush4u All American 16554 Posts user info edit post |
i want one too!!! 1/3/2010 9:20:40 PM |
miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
OH SHIT
1/3/2010 9:30:27 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
^is it kadwackle?
here's one:
Quote : | "I am dying to know what motivated dakota_man and karencb82 to finally get married! " |
1/4/2010 1:13:00 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
^, see ^^ 1/4/2010 1:16:19 AM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
ha, you could be right cause she posted a couple times recently after a long hiatus 1/4/2010 1:29:02 AM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i lost my underwear on new year's eve. " |
1/4/2010 1:38:23 AM |
catzor All American 1749 Posts user info edit post |
confess yo shit 1/4/2010 1:40:13 AM |
Kingpin_80 All American 1372 Posts user info edit post |
Send them! 1/4/2010 1:50:50 AM |
catzor All American 1749 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I just saw pics of myself from NYE...it looks like I ate the me of 2 years ago
I'm that chick that completely let herself go...wtf was I thinking? " |
1/4/2010 1:51:44 AM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I have to frequently clear the browsing history on my work laptop because I'm pretty sure I'd get disciplined or fired based on some of the weird shit I search for. Most of it stems from legitimate curiosity or conversations with friends, but I think if people judged me based on searches like "nutrition value of semen" I would fail." |
and now i am resisting the urge to look this up1/4/2010 2:15:18 AM |
Paul1984 All American 2855 Posts user info edit post |
I looked it up, it said it has a tiney amount of protien and some trace amounts potasium and sodium and vitamin E. I was hoping it would be like some nutrition shake so I could tell my wife. Someone should invent a fad diet. 1/4/2010 2:18:09 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I am a big fan of wolfpackgrrr, and her posts make me sad about all the times I've advocated using even more nuclear bombs on japan." |
different person:
Quote : | "I WATCHED SIXTEEN CANDLES BY CHOICE THE OTHER DAY." | ]1/4/2010 2:22:24 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i once had a class with wolfpackgrrr
she annoyed the piss out of me the whole time... but she could have totally gotten it." |
1/4/2010 2:41:54 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
wrong thread lol
[Edited on January 4, 2010 at 7:49 PM. Reason : sd] 1/4/2010 7:48:20 PM |
ShinAntonio Zinc Saucier 18947 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I feel bamboozled is a black person's word bc of the movie Bamboozled" |
Bamboozled is also used in a famous Malcolm X quote IIRC.
After googling, it's at least in the movie 1/4/2010 7:55:24 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I know it will be worse than the first one, which was pretty bad, but I REALLY want to see the Sex and the City 2 movie
" |
1/5/2010 1:38:00 PM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
he also said hoodwinked i think. which was also a movie. it had animated animals.
[Edited on January 5, 2010 at 2:00 PM. Reason : I'll take confessions btw] 1/5/2010 1:44:48 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I feel like a total loser for joining eharmony " |
1/5/2010 2:46:51 PM |