^that person should feel like a loser

1/5/2010 2:49:07 PM

I'll take confessions if you want to confess

1/5/2010 2:51:19 PM

Quote :

"The person who joined eharmony shouldn't feel like a loser! I joined a few months ago, and I ended up meeting my current girlfriend from there. She's awesome in ways I didn't know was possible and because of where we live, I never would have met her without it. "

1/5/2010 3:11:01 PM

i would like some morning confessions

[Edited on January 6, 2010 at 9:30 AM. Reason : come to me my child.... confess your sins]

1/6/2010 9:29:51 AM

Quote :

"I think quagmire02 is a total pussy for not going and talking to Joie at the gym. Usually when a guy hesitates like that, though, he hesitates because he really just wants to get in her pants. Now she just knows he's creepy and will never talk to him. "

i suppose i am also one for following her for 3 days without talking to her

1/6/2010 9:50:21 AM

I, too, would be too pussy to talk to joie IRL

1/6/2010 9:51:31 AM

hahaha speaking of Joie. we were both browsing picture frames on the same aisle in the Cary Target about a year ago, and i was too chicken to say anything

but i did come here and PM her to tell her i spotted her

1/6/2010 9:52:35 AM

it's been a while since i've confessed in this thread... not sure what i want to get off my chest though

1/6/2010 9:54:29 AM

^you don't confess in this thread. you PM someone else and they confess for you

1/6/2010 9:54:59 AM

haha

you guys are pussies

also, confess to me, pussies

1/6/2010 9:56:48 AM

i saw joie once but from a distance and couldn't tell it was her and didn't want to go out of my way to get closer and find out.

besides the stalking i would talk to her if met face to face. i would give her a big hug and buy her a latte

[Edited on January 6, 2010 at 10:04 AM. Reason : and i am not done receiving confessions. you must send more]

1/6/2010 10:01:24 AM

Quote :

"^you don't confess in this thread. you PM someone else and they confess for you "

I'm completely aware of that, i'm not a n00b to this thread by any means. I'd still be confessing ITT through a middleman/woman proxy.

1/6/2010 10:11:21 AM

Quote :

"i am supposed to be on a diet but i had nachos for dinner last night"

1/6/2010 10:22:52 AM

pwnt my bad

[Edited on January 6, 2010 at 10:23 AM. Reason : dbl]

1/6/2010 10:23:32 AM

Quote :

"I think my significant other is a hypocrite. I know that if I did things that they were doing then we wouldn't be together, but I don't know how to tell them that if they don't knock it off then I won't be around much longer."

1/6/2010 10:33:40 AM

um "hey, i'm uncomfortable with your activities"

1/6/2010 10:35:15 AM

Quote :

"i have TF'ed a wolf webber "

1/6/2010 10:38:17 AM

Quote :

"you have ruined my life and gotten me hooked on motherless.com. the site is unbelievable. i also fail to understand how it doesn't get shut down. i mean i've seen some shit on there that has made me and and . the amount of stickam captures is unbelievable. where were these girls when i was 15."

1/6/2010 10:38:42 AM

team fortressed a twwer?

^ok you got me. i looked at the site.

1/6/2010 10:41:12 AM

i'm guessing it means titty fucked, since it came from a guy

1/6/2010 10:43:01 AM

oh i was was gonna guess tongue fucked

[Edited on January 6, 2010 at 10:44 AM. Reason : but maybe that doesn't make much sense ]

1/6/2010 10:44:24 AM

^that's hot

1/6/2010 10:44:45 AM

Quote :

"i'm on the trigga, plus i got the wu-tang sword so how you figga?"

1/6/2010 10:51:03 AM

^^^ that was my guess as well.

1/6/2010 10:51:38 AM

Quote :

"i feel like i've been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin. [/how high references]. date friday with one chick, got another on my gonads and strife... if i weren't single i'd probably feel bad about it but today i feel like anonymously bragging."

dang, gonads and strife. i haven't heard that in a minute

[Edited on January 6, 2010 at 10:53 AM. Reason : and yes i'm fairly sure it meant titty fucked. i'm so a nerd though]

1/6/2010 10:52:38 AM

I'll also take some confessions.

1/6/2010 10:53:55 AM

yeah, i'm 95% that was titty fucked

1/6/2010 10:54:45 AM

meh - i like tongue fucked better

1/6/2010 10:56:33 AM

Quote :

"team fortressed a twwer?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krH1ipIlOLQ

1/6/2010 10:57:15 AM

i bet you do luna

1/6/2010 10:57:27 AM

Quote :

"i took raekwon's killa tape "

1/6/2010 10:57:29 AM

so that's how come meth didn't have his shit when raekwon let him hold it

1/6/2010 10:58:53 AM

come how
how come

1/6/2010 11:09:07 AM

i need to drink some coffee and wake my brain up

1/6/2010 11:12:28 AM

Quote :

"My New Year's Resolution is to lose weight to make my dick look bigger. "

1/6/2010 11:26:52 AM

30 pounds lost is half an inch of penis regained.

1/6/2010 11:27:47 AM

haha

ive lost about 20lbs recently...this thread makes me wanna go measure to see

1/6/2010 11:29:12 AM

hahahah omg seriously guys?

1/6/2010 11:29:47 AM

For serious. I've heard that from a couple of doctors. One personally and one on a TV show.

1/6/2010 11:32:47 AM

i guess it makes sense. lose the gut, gain back your johnson.

1/6/2010 11:37:30 AM

hmmm... i should try that. the mini wang would appreciate it

1/6/2010 11:50:32 AM

i don't have a gut to lose

1/6/2010 11:51:16 AM

what if you like cut off your arm? would it be like 3 feet long?

1/6/2010 11:57:10 AM

i think you over estimate how heavy a person's arm is

1/6/2010 11:58:49 AM

Quote :

"I have to inform my boss during my trip next week that I am turning down their new job offer. I'm actually quite scared as to how long they'll still keep me on and what I'll do afterwards. I hate unknowns. "

1/6/2010 12:40:17 PM

Quote :

"what if you like cut off your arm? would it be like 3 feet long? "

you would have all the tdub wemminz begging for nub sex.

1/6/2010 12:44:16 PM

^ sounds win-win to me!!!!111!!1

1/6/2010 12:47:24 PM

Quote :

"so i quit smoking and have been dieting so most of my pleasure activities are gone, which got me thinkin. wasnt there some tww sportfucking thing that went on years ago? it should make a reappearance. "

1/6/2010 12:53:29 PM

bttt yo!


[though, admittedly, I'm about to go to bed so anything PMed will go up tomorrow]

1/7/2010 12:47:59 AM

I'll take one

1/7/2010 12:49:35 AM