I know. I didn't even get to lead an army of Montagnards who worship me as a god.

12/9/2009 7:02:12 AM

TWW is a bit surreal this morning.

^ ahaha, I've been there . . . 'cept I can't talk about it.

12/9/2009 7:02:56 AM

Holy shit, was that seriously fucking thunder I heard a minute ago?

12/9/2009 7:03:48 AM

haha so weird

12/9/2009 7:07:29 AM

FUCKING FANNNNNNTASTIC

it's mother fucking POURING and i have no idea where my umbrella is

12/9/2009 7:11:37 AM

Glad I get to submit this baby via e-mail.

Of course, my luck, the wind will take out my power.

It sounds like the end of the goddamn world out there.

12/9/2009 7:13:02 AM

i hear tons of sirens

12/9/2009 7:17:39 AM

omg - please stop talking. i've been up since 5:15am - i am not a morning person

12/9/2009 7:33:36 AM

car alarms and sirens, ugh i hope the subways arent flooded this morning

12/9/2009 7:36:07 AM

^ i hope you know how to swim

12/9/2009 7:38:53 AM

this building is filthy...


but at least my office and most of the upstairs in clean now

12/9/2009 8:23:20 AM

off to work

12/9/2009 8:42:44 AM

urg awake

12/9/2009 8:43:25 AM

i need coffee and i'm hungry

12/9/2009 8:46:15 AM

not used to thunder waking me up in december...



and maybe leftover taco soup for breakfast was not a great idea

12/9/2009 8:50:09 AM

considering i went to bed at 4:30 i can't tell if i would be better off going back to bed for another hour or so or get up and feel like shit

12/9/2009 8:53:00 AM

I woke up slightly sore.

Then recalled last night's leg-behind-the-head contest between drunk me and the drunk neighbors.

12/9/2009 8:59:28 AM

Quote :

"not used to thunder waking me up in december..."

are you in Cary?

OMG was that wicked thunder or what? my cats got all puffy tailed and ran to hide under the bed

12/9/2009 9:00:29 AM

my phone and the phone of the girl next to me in the library started vibrating at the exact same moment

EERIE

12/9/2009 9:04:12 AM

Quote :

"Then recalled last night's leg-behind-the-head contest between drunk me and the drunk neighbors."

Oh I'll give you a leg-behind-the-head contest

12/9/2009 9:06:04 AM

^ I may be in NYC soon!

12/9/2009 9:06:59 AM

It's creepy how there's a sharp horizontal line between ominous, ugly gray clouds and happy, shiny blue sky.

12/9/2009 9:13:06 AM

I would pay good moneys to spend a week in a mental hospital, sedated.

12/9/2009 9:14:36 AM

I'm sure that can be arranged.

12/9/2009 9:29:44 AM

^^a friend of mine works at Dorothea Dix (or is it Holly Hill? it's downtown, haha). shall i give her a call?

12/9/2009 9:30:43 AM

^^^ If you were in Florida I'd have you Baker Acted.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_Mental_Health_Act

[Edited on December 9, 2009 at 9:34 AM. Reason : .]

12/9/2009 9:33:30 AM

^^yeah.

12/9/2009 9:50:05 AM

12/9/2009 9:53:49 AM

^ if you have a small ass - that doesn't sound like it's that great

12/9/2009 9:54:21 AM

true

12/9/2009 9:55:04 AM

http://audreyhepburncomplex.tumblr.com/

12/9/2009 10:02:16 AM

Mountain Dew....mmmm

12/9/2009 10:03:12 AM

dude

grey's anatomy had a new episode on nov 19th, and won't have another new episode until jan 14th

fucking lame

12/9/2009 10:13:29 AM

NOUR

12/9/2009 10:14:46 AM

teeth

omg uchies

12/9/2009 10:15:20 AM

^^I love that name!

[Edited on December 9, 2009 at 10:15 AM. Reason : .]

12/9/2009 10:15:24 AM

I'm still hungry.

Mashed potatoes.

[Edited on December 9, 2009 at 10:18 AM. Reason : I need more wax ]

12/9/2009 10:18:19 AM

hey if anyone wants to help me out listen to these songs and tell me which one you think would be the least torture to listen to a small clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwGFxVX6uwg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOxvGWwfIgs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If9em8G2KCE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glKadVoT8so

12/9/2009 10:30:59 AM

HUNGOVER

12/9/2009 10:34:34 AM

hello, wordiness

12/9/2009 10:34:56 AM

i really should be at work right now

instead, i am about to go drive to royal (that indian buffet on capital) for lunch with a TWWer

12/9/2009 10:43:25 AM

Yes, but is it a date?

12/9/2009 10:45:16 AM

i really should be at work right now, nevermind it's mah day off

instead, i am about to go drive to jersey mike's (that sub joint in cornelius) for lunch with 2 TWWers

12/9/2009 10:47:01 AM

sudden stomach pain, not good news

12/9/2009 10:47:59 AM

12/9/2009 10:48:56 AM

should prolly make a to do list

12/9/2009 10:57:06 AM

my coworker just spent the last 10mins detailing how she made General Tso's Chicken at home on Friday. she told my boss all about the sauce and the fried rice and blah blah.

and now i want chinese for lunch. damnit.

12/9/2009 10:58:00 AM

^ haha i was craving chinese really bad last night - instead i went and did 7 miles on the bike

12/9/2009 11:00:34 AM

a friend's status message

Quote :

"Ok so I need to know if there are any size 2 chicks out there who will lend me some ski clothes the first wknd of February... Cause that shit's expensive!"

thanks for making me feel fat...

12/9/2009 11:01:29 AM

you know

i really don't like attention whores.


i know i used to be one, but now i see how annoying it is.


and it makes you look really bad.





yes this was inspired by someone.

12/9/2009 11:01:41 AM