Edward Cullen could never fall in love with me even if he wanted to...I like garlic too much.

12/10/2009 11:01:03 PM

cathugs

12/10/2009 11:01:18 PM

I like when cats make biscuits on your shoulder.

12/10/2009 11:01:57 PM

^^^^ true.its kinda sad.

[Edited on December 10, 2009 at 11:02 PM. Reason : ^]

12/10/2009 11:02:06 PM

^^^^,^

12/10/2009 11:02:57 PM

oh whatever, don't roll you eyes at me...

I wouldn't be a good match for him anyway, I like the sun too much...

12/10/2009 11:03:51 PM

12/10/2009 11:04:44 PM

i would like my phone to charge faster

12/10/2009 11:05:07 PM

^^I mean honestly, since edward cullen is a real person and everything, he just isn't a good match for me, like if we got married we'd have to live on an island somewhere cause I love the sun too much and if I'm going to be one of those sparkle diamonds with him then I don't wanna have to hide during the day and live in some crappy place like Forks, WA.

12/10/2009 11:07:04 PM

delta alpha phi alpha sigma sigma, yo

12/10/2009 11:08:53 PM

I drew a christmas tree. Wanna see?

12/10/2009 11:26:59 PM

cute, but how did you get more than 10 smileys?

[Edited on December 10, 2009 at 11:37 PM. Reason : ThePeter is a god damn moron. ]

12/10/2009 11:34:11 PM

...rotten.

12/10/2009 11:38:32 PM

I'm just gonna go cry and fail another class
fuck school

fuck it up the ass
with a pineapple.

12/10/2009 11:40:37 PM

12/10/2009 11:41:46 PM

^^^^

12/10/2009 11:46:36 PM

^

12/10/2009 11:47:23 PM

get a room

12/10/2009 11:55:06 PM

shit how'd it get to be so late

12/10/2009 11:55:36 PM

head. splitting.


and now heartburn

12/11/2009 12:05:05 AM

jesus

I hate stress so much.

12/11/2009 12:59:04 AM

Quote :

"I like when cats make biscuits on your shoulder."

one of my favorite things...now i just need to train my cat to be all cuddly and do crap like this.

12/11/2009 1:20:15 AM

Itchiest throat ever. Yuck

12/11/2009 1:23:21 AM

Quote :

"shit how'd it get to be so late"

this whole day has gone by at a really weird speed

everytime i look at the clock another huge chunk of time has gone by. i feel like i looked at the clock at 930 and like 30 minutes later i looked and it was 1230

but when i was at work i would look at the clock and it would be 1:45 and i SWEAR 2 hours went by and i looked and it was only 2:30

12/11/2009 1:25:20 AM

idk how i feel about the frustration and disillusionment of a sheltered housewife being addressed in a children's animated film

12/11/2009 1:32:24 AM

bedtime perhaps

12/11/2009 1:36:40 AM

TURNS OUT COOKOUT STYLE MEANS YOU WANT TO LIKE DOUBLE THE COST OF WHAT YOU BUY- BEWARE!!!

12/11/2009 1:37:06 AM

Still itching....come on allergy medicine!!

12/11/2009 1:38:55 AM

I'm thinking of a conversation from earlier tonight:

"Hey man, what did you get on that final paper?"
"Ninety-eight. You?"
"Wow. I was really happy with an eighty-five."
"She asked if she could use mine as an example to show future classes what to shoot for."
"Hahahahaha, funny."
"I'm serious."
"Fuck you."

The subject matter of that discussion is also why I have walked around all day referring to myself as a living god.

The blessings of me be upon you!

12/11/2009 1:49:43 AM

Carolina Herrera wedding dress

12/11/2009 2:23:54 AM

why am i up so late

12/11/2009 2:41:37 AM

food

12/11/2009 3:01:42 AM

I hate it when I wake up with a sore throat....I think I might be a snorer.

[Edited on December 11, 2009 at 8:45 AM. Reason : ]

12/11/2009 8:40:04 AM

love being the only one in the office

12/11/2009 8:59:10 AM

OMEGLE = GREAT!

12/11/2009 9:00:03 AM

i know i'm going to regret eating that cinnamon bun...

but, damn, it was delightful

12/11/2009 9:16:26 AM

i'm going to beat these cats if they don't pipe down

12/11/2009 9:16:52 AM

I always have to sneeze right after I put on mascara, which results in stamping it under my eyes. Not cool.

12/11/2009 9:32:49 AM

12/11/2009 9:34:56 AM

^ i could watch that for hours and be entertained




and i really need to figure out what i've already bought for my nieces and nephews - i have a bad feeling that i've spoiled them rotten

12/11/2009 9:40:27 AM

I think I'm going to puke

soooooo ready to see Daniel Tosh tonight

12/11/2009 9:53:19 AM

welp.

i had one thing to do to day

and i've finsihed giving my webinar.

now, kick it till a retirement luncheon, then head out early and meet up with the gang comming up from nc

12/11/2009 9:55:22 AM

come on
do what I know you're going to do

so I can go ahead and shoot you down, put my foot down, and make firm plans to do what I want.

12/11/2009 10:44:49 AM

I really need to clean my room and my car...but I'll probably do that next week after I'm done with school and lack of sleep isn't an issue for me.

12/11/2009 10:48:49 AM

rip mle

12/11/2009 10:58:03 AM

Dude.

I cannot even imagine how this would all be going down if gramma were still around

12/11/2009 10:58:39 AM

Quote :

"rip mle "

12/11/2009 10:59:53 AM

Really, another noise complaint ?

Thats 3 since September

Fuck you too, bitch, call the cops, Ima kill you and them loud ass motherfuckin' barking dogs

12/11/2009 11:02:48 AM

nba jam don't have a volume knob i guess

12/11/2009 11:05:18 AM

Quote :

"Fuck you too, bitch, call the cops, Ima kill you and them loud ass motherfuckin' barking dogs"

12/11/2009 11:05:31 AM