I'VE STILL GOT YOUR SOUR PATCH CHILDREN.

10/21/2008 8:41:44 AM

Strawberries are my fav!

More recently I have gotten hooked on Raspberries too.

Sour Patch Children want!

10/21/2008 8:43:14 AM

WALK OVER HERE AND GET THEM THEN SON.

I WILL BE HERE THIS EVENING SON.

YOU GET CHILDREN, RUB BACK, THEN LEAVE SON.

[Edited on October 21, 2008 at 8:45 AM. Reason : ]

10/21/2008 8:44:46 AM

i could completely sustain myself on raspberry things.

10/21/2008 8:45:10 AM

mmm a Linzer Torte would be delish!!!

^Haha have plans this evening...why I gotta give back rubs son?

10/21/2008 8:46:58 AM

i make a bangin' marbled chocolate cheesecake with raspberry sauce

i may do that this evening

[Edited on October 21, 2008 at 8:48 AM. Reason : oreo pie crust nom]

10/21/2008 8:48:02 AM

NOT RUBS, JUST ONE RUB.

BOXES OF CHILDREN ARE NOT FREE SON.

10/21/2008 8:48:27 AM

^^How will that benefit me? You see what thread you're posting in right?

^I mean just my presence should be enough, son.

10/21/2008 8:50:41 AM

IT IS AND IT ISN'T SON.

YOUR PRESENCE IS GOOD ENOUGH SON, BUT IN ORDER FOR YOU TO RECEIVE SUCH A QUANTITY OF IMPORTED CHILDREN YOU MUST RUB MY BACK SON.

MY BACK IS HURTING SON, IT MUST BE RUBBED SON.

10/21/2008 8:53:32 AM

10/21/2008 9:38:58 AM

Quote :

"MY BACK IS HURTING SON, IT MUST BE RUBBED SON."

no doubt


i got a pretty decent back rub this weekend....but i need more

10/21/2008 9:43:01 AM

Awwwwww shoot

Time for a back rub train!!!

10/21/2008 9:48:38 AM

just like erica. Always wanting more. never satisfied.

10/21/2008 9:48:42 AM

like a pack of fucking monkeys


gonna be pickin' lice next

10/21/2008 9:48:56 AM

racist!

10/21/2008 9:49:24 AM

10/21/2008 9:49:38 AM

GOD DAMMIT YOU RUB MY BACK I GIVE YOU CHILDREN.

OH, AND FUCK YOU PILGRIM, FOR DISHONORING A FUCKING DEAD BABY MEEMAW.

[Edited on October 21, 2008 at 9:51 AM. Reason : ]

10/21/2008 9:51:17 AM

its only 10 and i am already thinking about lunch

10/21/2008 10:05:07 AM

I forgot to buy more oatmeal to keep in my desk, so I haven't had breakfast

10/21/2008 10:05:58 AM

^^ hell, I was thinking about lunch at 9 and I had just eaten breakfast.

[Edited on October 21, 2008 at 10:07 AM. Reason : ]

10/21/2008 10:06:14 AM

i was too but i would have never admit it

10/21/2008 10:11:02 AM

i too, am ready for lunch

although the lunch i packed is kinda bland

METRO LUNCH SON

TURKEY BREAST ON RYE WITH AN ORGANIC LEMON YOGURT, A GRANNY SMITH, AND 6 BIGASS STRAWBERRIES SON

10/21/2008 10:12:25 AM

why the fuck do you humor him?

and Fuck yo yogurt

10/21/2008 10:13:16 AM

eww you wanna fuck my yogurt

10/21/2008 10:14:11 AM

SON

10/21/2008 10:14:17 AM

It's organic right?

10/21/2008 10:17:09 AM

yes.

10/21/2008 10:17:31 AM

Then yes, I would. Sounds delicious and healthy.

[Edited on October 21, 2008 at 10:18 AM. Reason : e]

10/21/2008 10:18:11 AM

oh ya baby

10/21/2008 10:19:18 AM

Quote :

"The Blue Enigma Party Political Agenda The Delaware school system needs more teachers. Teachers are crucial to the development of Delaware’s future and growth. Through a comprehensive plan, we will eliminate the costly school districts and create a more unified state educational system; thus providing more money for teacher salaries and programs. The Blue Enigma Party supports the development of curricula which encourages every student's need to achieve. By incorporating diversified lesson plans, Delaware teachers will be able to reach all students on an individualized academic level. The Blue Enigma Party supports a Statewide educational reform. We believe that the state government needs to take a more active roll in the growing crime problem throughout Delaware. By adding police presence in high crime areas, we can begin to tackle crime before it proliferates. The Blue Enigma Party is an advocate for promoting job placements in low income areas, business management training for local residents, and creating a positive liaison with wealthier communities. With continued progress, Delaware will be able to rebuild the image and the foundation of high crime areas. The Blue Enigma Party is in full support of Green Energy. Harnessing Delaware’s landscape through the combination of solar, wind, and wave power; we can begin to tackle the increasing cost of energy consumption in our state. The Blue Enigma Party will ask that the curbside recycling program becomes a permanent fixture in all communities. As a reward for partaking in the promotion of sustainable energy, Blue Enigma will provide voucher coupons for supermarkets and local businesses. These vouchers will also produce an increase of revenue for the local economy. The Blue Enigma Party also promotes legalizing sports betting and allowing poker rooms in casinos. The legalization of sports betting and poker rooms in casinos will help build revenue for the state. This will generate more income for Delaware to utilize for numerous obligations. "

yall got my vote

10/21/2008 10:19:56 AM

WORDS

all they need to do is legalize prostitution and you may have a change of career in your future!

10/21/2008 10:23:02 AM

nobody is going to pay him for what he's been giving away all this time

10/21/2008 10:25:39 AM

then perhaps you need to get hit with the swingaling

10/21/2008 10:26:53 AM

helicopter to the face

10/21/2008 10:27:32 AM

10/21/2008 10:27:46 AM

one of the worst descions i've ever made my life was to wake up a gf taking a nap on the couch with a rock hard mushroom stamp to the forehead

10/21/2008 10:28:25 AM

i'm broke

i'm not paying you for shit

[Edited on October 21, 2008 at 10:29 AM. Reason : i would have punched you in the dick too]

10/21/2008 10:28:34 AM

hahah

10/21/2008 10:34:02 AM

so...i have on a belt today that i bought 2 years ago


when i bought it i had to wear it on the last hole with jeans that came just below my belly button


now i have it on with jeans that sit on my hips and i can wear it on the first hole



god what a fat ass i was

10/21/2008 11:31:14 AM

hey

ramble on

10/21/2008 2:17:54 PM

Sorry i was talking to Payne Stewart

10/21/2008 2:19:45 PM

Quote :

"why the fuck do you humor him? and Fuck yo yogurt"

YOUR CHILDREN MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE IF YOU KEEP SPEAKING LIKE THAT SON.

I CAN GIVE THE CHILDREN TO SOMEBODY ELSE SON.

[Edited on October 21, 2008 at 2:21 PM. Reason : ]

10/21/2008 2:20:45 PM

twas just a question....no need to punish the children

10/21/2008 2:21:59 PM

i need a haircut

10/21/2008 2:45:02 PM

^^ I HAVE NO EMOTIONAL CONNECTION TO THE CHILDREN SON.

I WILL GET RID OF THEM SON.

10/21/2008 2:46:03 PM

know what's awesome?

i can't think of what to do

10/22/2008 9:04:16 AM

I'm hungry!

Did you make my cheesecake and have you shipped it to me yet?

10/22/2008 9:11:27 AM

no

i didnt do shit last night but catch up on some dvr i missed and went to bed at like 8.

i've never had a problem adjusting to time zones but this one is beating my ass.

10/22/2008 9:19:48 AM

Busch league

10/22/2008 9:22:40 AM

no supper last night so i'm hungry


but i went out for lunch yesterday so i guess i'll have to settle for a sandwich today

10/22/2008 9:31:08 AM