dick towel totally worked for me!

[Edited on December 12, 2009 at 3:03 PM. Reason : for page new]

12/12/2009 3:03:28 PM

i want a dick towel

not really. but kind of

12/12/2009 3:05:59 PM

Omg they brought it back and it had a dent!!!!!!!!


Luckily they're fixing it for free

[Edited on December 12, 2009 at 3:42 PM. Reason : Well of course for free but yea ]

12/12/2009 3:41:42 PM

gah....I really wanna see this fucking movie!

12/12/2009 3:43:41 PM

I heard there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord but you don't really care for music do you?

12/12/2009 4:00:06 PM

One more to go... thank God!

12/12/2009 4:14:03 PM

it goes like this the 4th the 5th the minor fall and the major lift

12/12/2009 4:16:11 PM

Did not enjoy clicking the BOOBIES thread.

12/12/2009 4:21:54 PM

I fucking hate it when a friend starts dating someone and they just disappear. I mean seriously?

12/12/2009 4:26:28 PM

sweet...I got a B in my developmental phsyc class!

12/12/2009 4:35:16 PM

Fucking sweet! Benji is on!

12/12/2009 4:44:51 PM

If these people don't show up I will be a happy panda... I'll give them til 5:25pm

12/12/2009 4:52:22 PM

i feel like there is something important to do today

but can't quite put my finger on it

guess i should work on all this other stuff that has been piling up on the side

12/12/2009 4:52:33 PM

I need a hideous christmas sweater but don't know where to look for one. Ugly sweater party in 3 hours.

12/12/2009 4:55:25 PM

a hot glue gun solved that problem for me, lucy

12/12/2009 4:57:00 PM

yay hot date tonight

12/12/2009 4:57:55 PM

^^^goodwill

12/12/2009 4:59:23 PM

I need to change the litterbox.

12/12/2009 5:00:17 PM

Thx guys! looks like it's time for a trip to Goodwill, the craft store. Yay jingle bells!

And scud, have fun.

12/12/2009 5:01:17 PM

I wonder if I can find a nice white jacket at Ross or TJ Maxx tonight....I'm in need for a jacket that will keep me warm but is good to wear for going out.

12/12/2009 5:03:09 PM

I have a paper jam in my printer and can't reach the sheet that is stuck. Anyone know any good tricks so I don't have to completely take apart the printer?

12/12/2009 5:11:59 PM

Sawa, Old Navy has some cute coats right now! I'm thinking about getting the purple one!

12/12/2009 5:14:53 PM

oh i plan on it! but I have a minor dilemma because I set this date up a couple days ago...then thurs night managed to ask out the coworker i've been crushing on for the last year at the holiday party

what to do lucy?!

12/12/2009 5:15:10 PM

blech... I need to figure out what I'm gonna do tonight- maybe go to the movies?

12/12/2009 5:15:43 PM

^^two things....I'm broke, and there isn't an old navy around here

12/12/2009 5:15:50 PM

Oh. Online their coats are like $60dollarbucks. $20 cheaper than in the store! I couldn't believe it!

12/12/2009 5:16:51 PM

Scud, nothing wrong w/dating them both, as long as you don't make promises that you can't keep. No breaking hearts, k?

BTW, I may be in NYC next wknd!

12/12/2009 5:19:14 PM

^^I'm looking to spend less than $60...that's why I'm going to go to Ross or TJ Maxx...cause those places have good deals.

12/12/2009 5:21:15 PM

Word. Good luck.

I think $60 is a good deal because they WERE $100 originally. I can get down with that. haha

12/12/2009 5:22:46 PM

haha well if you wanna donate $60 to me I would not turn it down!

12/12/2009 5:23:50 PM

I would if I didn't need a new coat!

12/12/2009 5:24:35 PM

lol you're fine...you don't need a new coat...all the coats you have are just great! See I'm really in need of a new coat...all the ones I have are pretty worn

12/12/2009 5:27:00 PM

get a job?

12/12/2009 5:31:14 PM

I have a job...but there just isn't much business coming in for this job and there are really no places hiring around here atm...so I'm pretty much stuck being broke until the business picks back up.

12/12/2009 5:46:26 PM

this test is the suck

it isn't hard (well that probably means it actually is hard, but whatev) but i just don't feel like doing itttttttttttttt.

i sleeeeepy from waking up early and not sleeping well. just want to nap. but i have to finish this cause i have to go out ton.

12/12/2009 5:46:48 PM

reeeepeated lettttters ITT

12/12/2009 5:47:27 PM

whaaaaaa

12/12/2009 5:47:28 PM

I'll buy the jacket for you. All it will cost you is your dignity, your morals, the respect of your peers.

12/12/2009 5:47:34 PM

well I don't really have much to lose...so okay I'll take the deal!

12/12/2009 5:49:23 PM

12/12/2009 5:50:06 PM

alrighty, so what do I have to do?

12/12/2009 5:57:18 PM

trying to remember what the hell i played last night so i don't repeat it tonight

also, educating motherfuckers who think that "it's my life" is a no doubt song

12/12/2009 5:58:16 PM

fuck a jacket

i'll take a drink please

THANKS EMCE

12/12/2009 5:58:42 PM

bourbon blanket

12/12/2009 6:00:41 PM

it involves high heels, stockings, licorice, cherry syrup, charcoal, a few clothes pins, and my bed

12/12/2009 6:01:01 PM

^ that even sounds tempting to me

12/12/2009 6:02:52 PM

blargh, studying

12/12/2009 6:07:07 PM

I think I need to go drink my FAIL status away.

12/12/2009 6:08:04 PM

suddenly i'm craving fish sticks. wtf, i haven't eaten a fish stick is like 15 years or more. do they even still make them?

12/12/2009 6:24:29 PM

mulled cider with honey

:omg:gasm

12/12/2009 6:46:55 PM