Got new shoes tonight

12/15/2009 12:50:48 AM

Dirty dirty things

12/15/2009 12:53:00 AM

Are there any threads on the new LG phone projector?

12/15/2009 1:09:02 AM

anyone wanna be nice to me and do me a favor?

12/15/2009 1:10:20 AM

this guy is so freakin' gay and I wish he would just confess already.

12/15/2009 1:13:40 AM

Oh God,

bmel is pissed!

12/15/2009 1:14:32 AM

Gave all men the right to vote
taxes would help fund schools for blacks and whites
created a lieutenant governor
the people would elect the judges
no longer needed to own land to run for government
established county commissioners
governors term extended to 4 years.

repeat again!

12/15/2009 1:16:39 AM

ehe i killed the black jack table

12/15/2009 1:26:09 AM

that kinda hurt my feelings

12/15/2009 1:35:21 AM

wait

[Edited on December 15, 2009 at 2:01 AM. Reason : .]

12/15/2009 1:57:51 AM

Wish I could fall asleep.

12/15/2009 2:06:51 AM

once again im the asshole

heaven forbid i spend a night doing what i want

thats what i posted before, i just didnt want anyone to thing it was about people on here

12/15/2009 2:08:22 AM

weird dreams last night

12/15/2009 6:57:19 AM

Throwing up b4 bed last night what the hell was that all about?!

12/15/2009 7:59:55 AM

Its a baby!!!

12/15/2009 8:03:55 AM

^

12/15/2009 8:06:43 AM

Nah, def not that...I think it was a bad chicken wing

12/15/2009 8:07:05 AM

Elkbabies babies!

12/15/2009 8:08:59 AM

hmmm what a weird dream last night.

involving meeting someone from here. not wanting to sleep with him, like he assumed that i did.
running into courtney kardashian who couldn't figure out how to put her newborn into a carrier, so i helped her and then hung out with the whole crazy fucking family.
then met up with my old, old ex for some reason and he wanted to get back together, even though he's married.

WTF

12/15/2009 9:10:55 AM

Is it bad that I probably won't do any of my Christmas shopping until after Christmas?

12/15/2009 9:23:45 AM

lk's preggers!!!!!!

12/15/2009 9:52:07 AM

^^lol I really need to start working on mine

I'm happy that I managed to get up before 2pm today (without an alarm at that), so I'll be able to get a lot of things done before I have to go to work

I'm not happy that my sinuses have once again become infected and I feel kinda shitty

Work is supposed to suck tonight

[Edited on December 15, 2009 at 9:54 AM. Reason : .]

12/15/2009 9:53:58 AM

I'll be glad when Christmas is over but this is probably the happiest Christmas I've had in a few long years.

12/15/2009 9:57:26 AM

once again, zero things to do today.

12/15/2009 9:57:48 AM

^^^ You need to ask for some new sinuses for Christmas.

12/15/2009 9:57:57 AM

^that would be a pretty awesome present

My landlord is having some trees taken down and I really don't see what he's trying to accomplish.

12/15/2009 10:02:35 AM

Just doing his part for global warming. Tell him he needs to buy some carbon offsets now.

[Edited on December 15, 2009 at 10:03 AM. Reason : not party, heh]

12/15/2009 10:03:28 AM

i messed up really bad

i should have caught something, but i didn't. and my boss is telling me that anyone else would have missed it too, but that doesn't make me feel any better, because what i missed is causing LOTS of problems with our biggest client

today sucks

12/15/2009 10:04:09 AM

I wish my ecquaintances were having better days. Y'all bringing me down.

12/15/2009 10:06:45 AM

my morning is going fabulous actually

12/15/2009 10:07:15 AM

Good!

12/15/2009 10:08:11 AM

haha my niece was trying to sing Rudolph, the opening part where they named all the reindeer.

apparently connor was a reindeer that i was unaware of

12/15/2009 10:08:24 AM

Its a kid, and he's retarded. :palm face:

12/15/2009 10:12:51 AM

sweet...so far I've made over $200 selling back books...one more book left to sell back.

I have my final speech to give tomorrow and one more test on thursday and I'll FINALLY BE DONE!!!!

12/15/2009 10:26:27 AM

I very much wish this random leg muscle twitch would stop.

12/15/2009 10:30:51 AM

if these lumberjacks crush my car, I dunno if I'll be happy, or pissed off.

12/15/2009 11:06:27 AM

People think I'm a Scrooge because I don't like Christmas music...Its not that I don't like music about the subject of Christmas, I just don’t like the slow, oldtimey type of music that comprises 95 percent of all Christmas music. I wouldn’t care if the shit was about Playstation and DVDs instead of snowmen and chestnuts; I just don’t dig those kind of tunes.

Plus, goddammit, there’s only like 15-20 Christmas songs that play in an endless loop. Its like no one has written a new Christmas song in 20 years…all the shit is like pre-Sinatra. Can Ben Folds not come up with better stuff than this ? I know John Mayer and Jason Mraz can….Jesus H

12/15/2009 11:36:41 AM

I should prolly get off my ass and buy some Christmas presents or something...

12/15/2009 11:37:41 AM

Sometimes when I say ouch/couch I sound Canadian. It's been happening more often recently. Weird.

12/15/2009 11:38:03 AM

Ugh something got under my contact and scratched my eye, so I have on glasses right now. They're old and need a new prescription.

I want new glasses....Someone hook me up with their HSA spending account lol

12/15/2009 11:38:53 AM

i feel so liberated.

i've had like 100 requests on facebook that i've just been ignoring - finally went through today and actually clicked ignore on all of them

12/15/2009 11:46:17 AM

My back is killing me... so much for today's travel plan

12/15/2009 11:54:20 AM

ah, nothing sweeter than a $10,000 bonus check

12/15/2009 11:55:45 AM

^I need glasses.

12/15/2009 11:56:07 AM

I haven't even seen a $100 bonus check this year

12/15/2009 12:02:59 PM

And I was laid off.

12/15/2009 12:05:36 PM

I've been out of work basically all year.

12/15/2009 12:06:08 PM

And what have we learned?

12/15/2009 12:07:19 PM

It's pretty fabulous and I hate working, but I have to work

12/15/2009 12:08:30 PM

I was leaning more towards $10,000man keeping his fortunes to himself, but that's just me

12/15/2009 12:10:05 PM