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1/26/2010 12:48:55 AM

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"I've been waiting on my girlfriend of several years to get her shit together for a really long time. If she can do so, we can undoubtedly be very happy together, but I'm beginning to lose faith. I just can't imagine how bitter I'd be if I spent all this time invested in helping her to find out that she doesn't have it in her to meet me half way. Goddamn I sound pathetic as shit."

1/26/2010 12:55:16 AM

You've wasted a lot of time.

Hos be trippin'

1/26/2010 7:12:45 AM

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"The one thing I want more than anything in the world is a best friend. I don't have one, and it doesn't seem like anyone wants to be more than just mere acquaintances with me. I can't exactly do anything about it either without coming off as creepy and stalkerish. I guess I just don't really get why people don't like me. "

1/26/2010 9:16:52 AM

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"Samwise's ring isn't that bad. It looks like rock candy. [user]g.o.d.[/user]'s ring, however... "

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"i agree, G.O.D.'s ring is also rather grotesque "

[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 10:05 AM. Reason : Zx]

1/26/2010 9:57:55 AM

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"I have a peg leg.. with a real foot. "

1/26/2010 12:11:00 PM

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"i'll often wait to reply to someone in my vanity thread so that i can bump it later without feeling like i'm bumping my own vanity thread "

1/26/2010 7:32:41 PM

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"I'm having the worst string of luck this year so far. I'm so stressed out that I wish I could go into a coma for a year and take a break from "life." "

1/26/2010 7:54:33 PM

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"Today I pushed out a turd and was amazed and disgusted at how long it was. I impressed myself "

1/26/2010 8:26:19 PM

i know who the last three are from

1/26/2010 8:28:11 PM

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"The only time I've had soda in the past 2-3 years was when using it as a mixer. Had a 20 oz cherry coke today & couldn't even finish half of it. I feel like a pussy "

1/26/2010 9:01:18 PM

^^ Orly? LIES!

[Edited on January 26, 2010 at 9:08 PM. Reason : .]

1/26/2010 9:06:45 PM

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"I think Samwise16's ring is hideous. And I feel kind of bad saying that, but I do. I don't understand why everyone likes it."

For whoever said this - I really wouldn't get mad if you had just said in the thread. To be honest, everytime I see a past/present/future ring I'm like >.< I know it's not everyone's style

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"Samwise's ring isn't that bad. It looks like rock candy."

Hey... It kinda does Expensive rock candy haha

1/26/2010 9:16:51 PM

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"LIES!"

nope, im smart

1/26/2010 9:22:09 PM

No you don't....pm me and see if you know

1/26/2010 9:23:17 PM

I particularly think that PPF rings are beautiful. Solitaires look cheap and lonely, imo. The bigger the solitaire, the more fragile and lonely it looks, imo.



oh wait, wrong thread.

1/26/2010 9:45:23 PM

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""i agree, G.O.D.'s ring is also rather grotesque ""

ha ha ha

yeah it's not for everyone, but the stones are hawt and rockin!!

don't worry I have plenty of big ol diamond rings in case I want to wear another.

p.s. I think samwise's ring is pretty

1/26/2010 11:05:56 PM

okay send some confessions my way...help me get my mind off the game

1/26/2010 11:07:17 PM

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"One of my friends was diagnosed with cancer about a year ago. She was undergoing chemo treatment and slowly recovering. I just found out her liver shut down. Without her liver, she can't accept any more chemo treatments. So now she has been classified with terminal cancer. She's an amazing woman. She is nothing but sweet and sensible. I need more people like her in my life. I feel like a part of me just died. WORST FUCKING MONTH EVER. "

1/27/2010 11:20:38 AM

Make my inbox green with confessions!

1/27/2010 11:30:37 AM

^

1/27/2010 12:05:32 PM

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"I still feel genuinely bad for the guests on either side of our hotel room new year's eve. I'm loud during slightly-better-than-average-sex, and that was nothing short of phenomonal. "

1/27/2010 5:34:51 PM

confessions, please!

1/27/2010 5:40:09 PM

I want confessions.........

1/27/2010 5:42:45 PM

she wanted that type of setting... the styling was a tad more modern than i had in mind originally though...

[Edited on January 28, 2010 at 12:19 PM. Reason : s]

1/28/2010 12:19:09 PM

1/28/2010 12:32:25 PM

Now seems like the time there are some confessions that need to be made...I am here my children to accept them.

1/28/2010 2:22:12 PM

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"increasingly convinced i am going to be alone for my whole life i'm okay with this but it makes me a bit sad "

1/28/2010 2:31:56 PM

Send me confessions and I won't post them or tell anyone about them ever.

1/28/2010 2:40:54 PM

b to the t!

gimme confesses

1/28/2010 3:15:33 PM

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"I regularly masturbate while secretly watching my wife in the shower. I feel like this is my way of getting back at her for not having enough sex with me"

i feel ya, bro.

1/28/2010 6:19:26 PM

hahaha like the family guy episode where he forgot everything.

[Edited on January 28, 2010 at 6:28 PM. Reason : really getting back at her would be masturbating on her in her sleep...]

1/28/2010 6:26:12 PM

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"the last "PMd confession" i posted was really my own confession "

1/28/2010 7:22:08 PM

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"I think some people just play games with this confession shit. I never get any dang confessions. That's my confession. I'm gonna go drink more "

hahaha

1/29/2010 8:22:23 AM

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"do not lie"

best confession ever

1/29/2010 9:44:20 AM

Send some confessions yall!

1/29/2010 9:46:38 AM

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"I once wrote a 7-page research paper--the final grade and most heavily weighted grade for the class--for a friend as a wedding gift to her. She got an A. "

[Edited on January 29, 2010 at 9:57 AM. Reason : Send me moarrrrrr]

1/29/2010 9:55:23 AM

^ nice!

1/29/2010 9:56:41 AM

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"im not sure if i should feel this way, but the girl who was the first girl i ever had sex with recently just put up pictures form HS on fb. I was pretty happy about this, due to the fact that in her late college / post college years, blew the fuck up. I guess it's nice to see that she was in fact hot 10 years ago, and it's not just nostalgia.."

1/29/2010 10:06:00 AM

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"i was an hour late to work this morning because i was having mind-blowing sex "

!!!

1/29/2010 10:06:24 AM

^ LOL

I do love when exes go downhill after you date them.

1/29/2010 10:06:58 AM

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"I secretly hate all other people with the same name as me...even more if they look better than me. "

1/29/2010 10:08:06 AM

I'll play now

1/29/2010 10:08:23 AM

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"i haven't eaten a real meal since lunch yesterday. my stomach is sending me wicked hunger pangs right now, but i kinda like the feeling because it's like punishment for being a fatty. i may skip lunch. "

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"I'm going to shower today for the first time since sunday"

1/29/2010 10:14:54 AM

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"I get Brazilian waxes and the girls who wax me are so funny and talkative. Like, I want to hang out with them outside of the waxing studio, but it would probably be creepy for me to invite them to hang out while they're touching my lady bits. Sadness. "

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"Last year while on vacation I met a really nice couple. They said my name would be really easy to remember because they'd had a son with the same name. He was an airline pilot who was killed in a car accident some years ago. My consoling words, immediately, were "Well, they say flying is safer than driving." It could have been a lot worse, but I have been concerned since then of what I might say to people. They didn't seem offended, but it had to sting a little. I kept talking and pretended I wasn't just a douche. "

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"I am that girl: the one who wears perfume no matter what. Today, I'm staying home, and I'm wearing vanilla "

[Edited on January 29, 2010 at 11:07 AM. Reason : ]

1/29/2010 11:04:32 AM

^ mmm vanilla.

1/29/2010 12:22:34 PM

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"I really like my SO and have no idea why he puts up with my crap "

you have been forgiven my child.

1/29/2010 1:05:01 PM

Just FYI, no one has taken me up on this yet:

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"Send me confessions and I won't post them or tell anyone about them ever."

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Come on, people! I won't even post them!

1/29/2010 1:22:56 PM

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"I don't really want to get snowed in with my girlfriend. Not because I don't love her, but because I don't really smoke weed around her and I love being blitzed-blazed when there's a huge snowstorm out. That and I can't bring my dog around her stupid cat, so I won't get to be with my dog during the snow. "

1/29/2010 1:55:50 PM

set em up

1/29/2010 2:55:27 PM