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12/16/2009 11:16:03 PM

I remember going to see that movie with my youth group. That was the movie I fell in love with George Clooney. That was before I realized it was ok to be in love with an older man and I felt dirty.

12/16/2009 11:16:46 PM

Oh look, the most glorious bed ever!

Do me on it!

12/16/2009 11:30:19 PM

12/16/2009 11:31:08 PM

what do i do when my girlfriend that lives in charlotte is somewhat flirty around other guys......but doesn't notice it?

12/16/2009 11:31:52 PM

Sorry, I, who also live in Charlotte, cannot suggest anything helpful.

12/16/2009 11:33:11 PM

Trust her.

12/16/2009 11:34:20 PM

Was that in reaction to me fleetwud?

12/16/2009 11:34:41 PM

Still I say, there's a way for us.

12/16/2009 11:34:57 PM

aye

12/16/2009 11:35:13 PM

Ha that quote from anchorman popped into my head as I was getting into my bed (which is pretty glorious)

12/16/2009 11:36:19 PM

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

it's been all of a month since I last saw that, stupid CRS!

12/16/2009 11:40:58 PM

<b>Am I premium yet?</b>

12/16/2009 11:46:42 PM

Am I premium now?

12/17/2009 12:01:47 AM

I just paid $10 to find out how broken this site is. I can't update my status.

12/17/2009 12:14:11 AM

you have to wait ok

12/17/2009 12:15:27 AM

settings- home page layout

12/17/2009 12:15:30 AM

sex baby sex baby


he hasnt been approved yet or whatever

12/17/2009 12:16:11 AM

I really like this Crash Test Dummies album...

12/17/2009 12:42:28 AM

I'm really tired of coughing. I'd really like to take a shit load of cough syrup and sleep for a few days and wake up not coughing anymore. Tomorrow is going to suck. I'm hungry.

12/17/2009 12:45:42 AM

If I make mashed potatoes
- I don't have to brush my teeth again
- I get a carbgasm to go to sleep

I'll do that at 2 if I'm still up.

12/17/2009 1:04:33 AM

shit

I have to take this final now. It's a good thing I woke up

12/17/2009 1:06:06 AM

I'm wondering if the bus somehow can detect when I absolutely have to be somewhere so it can not show up. Almost missed my exam and had to drive through Milwaukee unexpectedly early this morning.

12/17/2009 1:07:46 AM

did you get a motherfucking tooth yet bro




also, busses suck. thats why i have a motherfucking car. i only drive it like once or twice a week but i have it when i need it.

12/17/2009 1:09:54 AM

jesus

I'm glad I took my birthday off. I still have WAY too much shit going on.

12/17/2009 2:16:22 AM

lol hope this exam is as easy as the tests

if not i'm fucked

12/17/2009 7:15:01 AM

9 minutes to shit, get dressed, put on makeup, and lug shit to the car.

...I'm brushing my teeth at work

12/17/2009 7:51:38 AM

i just ordered the new blackberry curve
it only cost me $50
they're shipping it overnight for freeeee

and the phone is purple

CAN THIS DAY GET ANY BETTER?!?!?

12/17/2009 9:15:32 AM

SHUT UP! That rocks! I want a purple phone.

12/17/2009 9:23:54 AM

I thought I was going to manage to not get sick when everyone else was sick. I was wrong

12/17/2009 9:25:52 AM

^^i can sign you up on my phone plan for $9.99/mo and get you a purple blackberry curve

12/17/2009 9:27:30 AM

thumper doesn't PM me very much anymore

12/17/2009 9:28:02 AM

Let's discuss this over Christmas! I am intrigued.

12/17/2009 9:34:53 AM

holla at P.Nis!

12/17/2009 9:35:32 AM

Hey woman, T minus 8 days til I see you and Buck!

12/17/2009 9:38:17 AM

maybe looking into booking an east coast ski getaway

wewt

12/17/2009 9:39:05 AM

ugh- I don't feel like being productive... I think I'm gonna just lay back down and take a nice 1-2 hour nap

12/17/2009 9:57:02 AM

I, too, do not feel like being productive
Good thing I have lots of computer/paperwork to catch up on

12/17/2009 10:10:45 AM

i'm wired. that extra shot of espresso is fucking fabulous

i'm about to put on my headphones and breeze through some mindless busy work.

RIDE IT. MY PONY.

12/17/2009 10:13:10 AM

i done fucked up

not 10 minutes after i submit a sales forecast

a $40K order comes in that i didn't know anything about

d'oh

12/17/2009 10:13:54 AM

no LB visit today...shucks!

12/17/2009 10:14:32 AM

i really wish the cold weather wouldn't hurt my foot so much

12/17/2009 11:04:25 AM

^^ya i was thinking the same thing

12/17/2009 11:05:24 AM

What a day and it's not even noon

12/17/2009 11:16:57 AM

what do i want for lunch

12/17/2009 11:27:09 AM

NEOMONDE!!!!!!!

12/17/2009 11:28:35 AM

what to order for lunch, what to order.

12/17/2009 11:29:03 AM

mmmmmmmmmm Neomonde

12/17/2009 11:29:12 AM

nom nom neomonde

i'm going right now

12/17/2009 11:29:39 AM

^jealous

12/17/2009 11:30:42 AM