can i have a FF button?

[Edited on December 17, 2009 at 11:26 PM. Reason : 795]

12/17/2009 11:26:04 PM

I wish we were gonna get snow here...but nooooo we just get to have a flood.

12/17/2009 11:27:25 PM

the painful irony is that
the tears come anyway
for different reasons when i'm with you
and when you're gone away

12/17/2009 11:45:04 PM

I'm like Stella, and I need to get my groove back.

12/17/2009 11:49:43 PM

what is this emo shit?

12/17/2009 11:49:51 PM

ddd

12/17/2009 11:55:59 PM

at first I was like

but then I was like

When I realized that was script



also HOLY SHIT I'M SO HAPPY I DON'T HAVE TO SET AN ALARM UNTIL NEXT YEAR!!!!!!

12/17/2009 11:58:33 PM

I'm thinking about myself!

12/17/2009 11:59:30 PM

it is not emo


though i guess that part does seem to be so

12/18/2009 12:00:11 AM

to sleep or not to sleep

12/18/2009 12:01:27 AM

that is the question

12/18/2009 12:02:06 AM

I would sleep. But I love sleep too much. It's like my love affair with women.

12/18/2009 12:04:43 AM

anyone wanna come to the beach this weekend? I have the house to myself!

12/18/2009 12:05:16 AM

is alcohol provided?

12/18/2009 12:07:31 AM

time for bed - exhausted

12/18/2009 12:15:41 AM

yeah sure

12/18/2009 12:16:06 AM

trying to figure out how dr. boles posted grades when we just took the exam this morning and how the fuck i got an A+ from him.

12/18/2009 12:17:11 AM

I am in Morehead City, sawahash.

Though I will more than likely be in Emerald Isle quite a bit.

12/18/2009 12:36:21 AM

Sometimes people on here disgust me.....


/end mini rant.

12/18/2009 12:37:12 AM

punchmonk is a stupid whore

12/18/2009 12:37:44 AM

The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.
“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”

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When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

12/18/2009 3:08:44 AM

^^^im in Atlantic beach.

12/18/2009 3:08:51 AM

for the first time in a while, her.


shit.

12/18/2009 3:17:40 AM

Why did I wait to do this last paper.

This will never make the cut.

She won't even read it.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

12/18/2009 3:25:05 AM

Some guy in classifieds is looking for a steel drum to make a "fire barrel"

12/18/2009 4:01:40 AM

Grad school with mostly evening classes and late nights studying totally threw off my sleeping schedule, and even though my exams have been over since I finished one for my Tuesday evening class my sleeping schedule is still out of whack & I can't sleep now. This is what I get for sleeping until 2 in the afternoon.

12/18/2009 4:10:13 AM

12/18/2009 4:54:45 AM

Rabble!

If I don't go in, I guarantee you this will be a full-blown UTI by 11am or something ridiculous like that.

But going to Urgent Care isn't going to be cheap

12/18/2009 7:30:39 AM

my mom never goes to the doctor for UTI's

just drink like 3 gallons of cranberry juice

12/18/2009 7:37:30 AM

I don't have the luxury of toughing it out today.

Monday, or hell, even tomorrow - yeah.

Today? I've got 8 hours of training for a federal job, and while my boss is way cool, he only can give so much leeway and tolerate so much disruption in the classroom

[Edited on December 18, 2009 at 7:39 AM. Reason : also, I am a COMPLETE pussy when it comes to UTIs. ]

12/18/2009 7:39:02 AM

i've never had one but my mother is one tough broad so i can't tell how much they suck based on her pain tolerance.

the woman has had 3 c-sections, no drugs of any sort. she be crazy.

so i'll just believe you

12/18/2009 7:43:57 AM

12/18/2009 7:45:15 AM

It's okay to be a pussy about UTIs. My cousin had one that she didn't treat and it turned into a bladder infection and she was hospitalized.

12/18/2009 7:49:11 AM

should I give my students an 11 page packet and crush their hopes of not doing anything the last day before break

12/18/2009 7:55:19 AM

Yep

12/18/2009 7:56:59 AM

no don't be a dick

12/18/2009 7:59:16 AM

Do it. Don't set unrealistic expectations that life's going to be a breeze. Your job is to show them that life is a bitch sometimes. Otherwise, they're in for a rude awakening as adults.

12/18/2009 8:00:24 AM

Do it. Don't rob them of their education.

12/18/2009 8:02:06 AM

Do it. Give their parents a fuckin' break.

12/18/2009 8:03:04 AM

Don't do it! They're only high schoolers right? Be nice

12/18/2009 8:04:01 AM

so all indications are that depending if this front stays off the coast or comes inland, we'll get between 1-24" of snow ton/tomorrow/tom night

i dont know how i feel about that

but i do know i want one or the other, no inbetween bullshit and no freezing rain/sleet

im torn tough b/c i was going to do all my christmas shopping tomorrow, and have reservations at a place it took me a month to get a table at tomorrow night

boo

12/18/2009 8:05:05 AM

Do it. Challenge their minds and help cultivate intelligent young adults.

12/18/2009 8:05:15 AM

SCROOGE i hope someone puts sugar in your gas tank if you pull that shit

12/18/2009 8:05:28 AM

Do it. Young minds need constant stimulation.

12/18/2009 8:07:23 AM

last day of classes is never supposed to be for real... just run around playing grab ass

12/18/2009 8:08:04 AM

if i do give it to them, no one will do it. Not because its the last do before break, but because they never do anything.


I am also thinking why don't high school kids give presents to teachers like elementary school kids do. It is completely unfair.

12/18/2009 8:11:28 AM

My boss said he wasn't coming in to work today, but he's unpredictable...so I'm waiting to see.

Also thinking about when to call the girl again (date last night).

12/18/2009 8:36:43 AM

where's the thread to post about annoying work stuff?

this is my last day for two weeks and I'm miserable

12/18/2009 8:47:07 AM

Quote :

"Also thinking about when to call the girl again (date last night)."

i told you when i think you should call her.

12/18/2009 8:56:02 AM

ready to gooooooo

12/18/2009 8:58:53 AM