We should def submit a gag gift. Let's brainstorm:

How about THE LIBERATOR

12/18/2009 3:24:48 PM

you're lying

12/18/2009 3:25:17 PM

Christmas on the farm is so much fun

^you're a party pooper

12/18/2009 3:27:50 PM

no, you fuckers are just so horny on here that you make up fake shit that is not funny or original

12/18/2009 3:28:52 PM

we weren't trying to make you laugh

we're just amusing ourselves

12/18/2009 3:29:41 PM

INSERT RANDOM SEX COMMENT HERE

12/18/2009 3:30:39 PM

now you're getting the hang of it!!

12/18/2009 3:31:09 PM

INSERT RANDOM SEX COMMENT HERE

12/18/2009 3:31:24 PM

I don't care if anyone else laughs. I'm just here to amuse myself and thumper. Mission accomplished!

12/18/2009 3:31:39 PM

INSERT RANDOM SEX COMMENT HERE

12/18/2009 3:31:50 PM

RIDE IT. MY PONY.

12/18/2009 3:32:03 PM

INSERT RANDOM SEX COMMENT HERE

12/18/2009 3:32:16 PM

you're actually making me laff

12/18/2009 3:32:41 PM

INSERT RANDOM SEX COMMENT HERE

12/18/2009 3:32:52 PM

making coffee, eating tapioca, snuggling in for movies

12/18/2009 3:48:29 PM

the cinnamon rolls are delicious

12/18/2009 3:49:40 PM

snow snow snow, looks blizzardly out there and this isn't the worst of it yet! woot

12/18/2009 3:54:55 PM

one hour to go before I go home and crashhhhh

12/18/2009 3:55:24 PM

lol, wut?

12/18/2009 3:55:43 PM

No snow here (suburbs of charlotte) yet... just huge raindrops...

12/18/2009 3:56:35 PM

ate an early lunch, may as well eat an early dinner

12/18/2009 4:02:22 PM

srsly?

MUST

RESIST

URGE

TO

BE

MEAN

12/18/2009 4:05:22 PM

be mean! be mean! be mean!

(as long as it's not to me...)



still need xmas presents for Amy, mom & dad, rodge & meridith. I'm ready for this to be OVA!

12/18/2009 4:06:20 PM

promotions: $ (164.88)

thnx promo

12/18/2009 4:07:58 PM

So over this. In fifteen minutes I'm done.

12/18/2009 4:10:04 PM

just don't me mean to me !

12/18/2009 4:17:38 PM

I was just wondering how long a nude pic lasts on Facebook...

12/18/2009 4:18:07 PM

I think I am not going to go to the party tonight...I'll save money and just stay here and make hot chocolate and popcorn and watch movies and read a book.

12/18/2009 4:43:24 PM

i really hope i don't get stuck at either of these parties tonight. but if i do i'll have my puppy and plenty of alcohol to keep me warm!

12/18/2009 4:53:55 PM

drankin with Joie and d7freestyler tonight

supposedly her accent is as bad as mine

[Edited on December 18, 2009 at 4:57 PM. Reason : asfd]

12/18/2009 4:56:35 PM

Quote :

"A New Zealand church has sparked outrage by erecting a billboard depicting Mary and Joseph lying semi-nude beneath the sheets."

12/18/2009 5:46:24 PM

Feeling a 100 times better than yesterday

maybe part of that is having Lily back in our room

12/18/2009 5:59:40 PM

^glad to hear things are getting back to normal!!

Quote :

"supposedly her accent is as bad as mine "

why do I not remember you having an accent?





and should I go out drinking tonight? If so, I think I'm gonna take a little power nap so I can make it past 11

12/18/2009 6:02:37 PM

I don't think things will be "normal" for awhile now but it's a wonderful kind of change

and if you go out drinking tonight, have one for me!

12/18/2009 6:03:51 PM

haha- will do!


you and the baby need to get good and get home so I can can come visit yall...

12/18/2009 6:05:59 PM

Quote :

"why do I not remember you having an accent? "

when i get super drunk as fuck i have to put so much effort into not mumbling my words together that my accent is almost gone, lol

12/18/2009 6:07:33 PM

haha fair enough

12/18/2009 6:09:11 PM

also, casey was with us. so, hers was worse.

12/18/2009 6:09:43 PM

HUH?!

Quote :

"WHAT YOU SAY"

[Edited on December 18, 2009 at 6:13 PM. Reason : AYB]

12/18/2009 6:13:25 PM

We should be going home tomorrow. Her blood sugar levels are steady so far, and only one more testing left tonight to do before she's done with that.
but she's a bit jaundice now. As long as it doesn't get any worse she should be able to come home with us tomorrow.

Then you can come visit

12/18/2009 6:14:15 PM

the only place you'll want to be is underneath my Christmas tree

light me up, put me on top
let's fu-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

12/18/2009 6:24:42 PM

it's a shorrrrrrreliiiine

12/18/2009 6:25:28 PM

WOO HOO

getting down with begonias, ScHpEnXeL, d7freestyler, and JTMONEYNCSU tonight


d7 and jt are playing with their fantasy soccer or some shit right now

[Edited on December 18, 2009 at 7:01 PM. Reason : wsfdsfsd]

12/18/2009 7:00:58 PM

GETTIN'

DOWN

TONIGHT

12/18/2009 7:03:26 PM

well now I'm thinking I will go to that party...

gah I'm kinda bipolar about this...MAKE UP YOUR MIND SARAH!

holy shit I'm yelling at myself through my posts on tww now.

12/18/2009 7:04:58 PM

just gave Banana a bath

now time to pack and maybe wrap presents

12/18/2009 7:06:10 PM

I just got an e-mail from Santa saying Happy Holidays.

I mean you know I'm all for not making anyone feel left out and equality for all religious holidays and all the festivities going on at this point...but I mean Santa is kinda a Christmas thing, why would he feel the need to be politically correct and say that, why can't Santa even say Merry Christmas?

Go Jesus, it's your birthday, we're gonna party like it's your birthday!

12/18/2009 7:08:18 PM

sweet, my BTTF trilogy arrived in the mail today!

12/18/2009 7:28:54 PM

Fuck.



I'm already kinda drunk.

12/18/2009 7:40:45 PM

I haven't started drinking yet

12/18/2009 7:43:43 PM