YAY!!! You did it!!!!

2/15/2008 1:46:29 AM

add another to the "congrats" list

2/15/2008 2:40:15 AM

your little girl is freakin cute as can be!


Hope mommy is recovering well

2/15/2008 2:58:33 AM

Well done! Congratulations!

I can only hope that you will name him Mr. Joshua.

2/15/2008 3:34:21 AM

How beautiful! Congrats

2/15/2008 8:46:36 AM

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"your little girl is freakin cute as can be!"

no kidding, she's precious

man, i used to hate little babies. but over the past couple of years ive started noticing how cute some of them really are. its something biological going on inside of me telling me that i probably will want a kid someday

congrats again to both of you

2/15/2008 8:50:13 AM

^ you'll be that guy who manages to get his wife preggers with septuplets.

2/15/2008 8:52:01 AM

i might could handle twins, but i'd prefer them one at a time

2/15/2008 8:54:44 AM

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"my tww has changed."

indeed

2/15/2008 8:58:46 AM

congrats!

2/15/2008 9:20:57 AM

congrats!!!

what a beautiful little baby!!! Glad to hear everyone is doing well

2/15/2008 9:44:20 AM

congratulations!

2/15/2008 9:46:50 AM

wooptee fucking...

nah, jk


congrats to both you!

2/15/2008 9:48:05 AM

Congratulations, you'll never again be able to imagine what life would be like like without her

2/15/2008 9:50:42 AM

Start saving for college now. Seriously, I'm not kidding.

2/15/2008 9:54:59 AM

^definitely

you can open a 529 plan as soon as you get her social security #, which takes a couple of months. My daughter was born 12/4, and we got her SSN about 2 weeks ago.

NC actually has one of the better 529 plans in the nation, so go ahead and read up on it now. You can start for as little as $25.

pm me if you have any questions.

2/15/2008 9:58:54 AM

yeah i've been reading up on 529s too. there were a couple pennies on the floor of our postpartum room and i was like "these are going straight in the 529"

here's a little scrunchy face photo

2/15/2008 11:57:50 AM

aw, the wrinkle at the top of her? (or him? can't remember) nose is adoable

[Edited on February 15, 2008 at 12:07 PM. Reason : kinda looks like a 3rd eye haha]

2/15/2008 12:06:48 PM

it just occurred to me why she was BIG.

you named her after the mother of BUDDHA

2/15/2008 12:15:39 PM

she is gorgeous. love those little chubby cheeks

2/15/2008 1:40:55 PM

Maya just crapped on me mid-diaper change for the first time.

awesome! <3

2/18/2008 4:41:16 PM

black hole crap?

2/18/2008 4:41:34 PM

^^next time she does that, you need to give her a loving but firm swat on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper. it's important to start disciplining your daughter early to condition her against unwanted behaviours like that.


just kidding; congrats on the daddyness, ken!

2/18/2008 4:52:01 PM

At least you don't have to deal with a wiener. My son has given himself a golden shower so many times that I'm afraid he really likes it.

2/18/2008 4:53:19 PM

you need to get this for Maya

http://www.playlsi.com/Products/Mobius/

2/29/2008 12:58:19 PM

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"anodized aluminum panels"

Great in the summer!

2/29/2008 1:16:04 PM

^^ that is AWESOME

especially considering that when amna and i got married we got möbius strip tattoos on our feet

2/29/2008 1:21:20 PM

I love how everyone is talking about how big this baby was...

I was 11lb. 4 oz. and 24" long when i was born.

My sister was 10-8 and my brother was an even 12lb.

None of us took more than a couple hours of labor either.

Oh, and congrats to both of you on the little girl. She is pretty cute, and i don't think babies are cute normally.

[Edited on February 29, 2008 at 1:39 PM. Reason : ...]

2/29/2008 1:38:28 PM

yeah, she was big, but i've definitely known bigger. my sister's bf was 13 lbs. 24" is HUGE though

2/29/2008 1:55:26 PM

2/29/2008 2:12:09 PM

^^ well that trend pretty much continued on to adulthood.

2/29/2008 2:26:32 PM

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"GrumpyGOP TWW's Che 11072 Posts user info edit post Neither of you are among the wolfwebbers whose careers I watch with great interest But congrats anyway May your first child be a masculine child, etc etc"

i think grumpy put a curse on you

2/29/2008 2:28:19 PM

sooo, hows parenthood treatin yall?

3/4/2008 12:49:26 PM

pretty excellent-like. i just spent two hours napping with Maya lying on my chest and reading Elmo books. <3

3/4/2008 6:53:42 PM

I am tired. Trying to sleep when she sleeps seems harder than expected.

3/7/2008 11:40:54 PM

You named your kid after a 3D modeler?

3/8/2008 1:50:13 AM

ok this guy is a freakin genius

http://www.ironycentral.com/babymain.html

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" It is a well known fact that reading is never good for anything for anyone for any reason. It’s true. It’s been proven by science. This is extra-true for books on parenting. Right now, I can’t give much advice to parents, but I can say this: Parenting books only exist to make you feel like shit. Every parenting book is 20% actual true stuff based on science (e.g. change its diaper when it pisses itself, don’t shake the baby, don’t let it play with plastic bags) and 80% completely unsupported axe-grinding on the part of the author (e.g. don’t feed your child meat, don’t use a pacifier, don’t bind feet). Watch out for the author’s own personal bitterness. In 500 pages of book, something will always slip through: “Infants can have a wide variety of hair color, and those colors may not stay constant through their childhood. Contrary to popular myth, hair color has no bearing on a child’s personality, even if she has red hair like MY BITCH EX-WIFE.”"

3/22/2008 10:12:04 PM

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"don’t bind feet"

lol Oedipus

3/22/2008 10:15:00 PM

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"even if she has red hair like MY BITCH EX-WIFE.”""

ahaha

3/22/2008 10:16:14 PM

damn my mom always told me i was a big baby, and that baby is bigger than i was

THATS A HUGE BITCH

3/22/2008 10:17:52 PM

seriously

i was 7 lbs 11 oz, 21 inches

babies of today dwarf those of yesterday

3/22/2008 10:20:13 PM

[old] let it die

3/22/2008 10:20:48 PM

My brother was 10.5lbs, I was about 9.5.. my mom is tiny too, feel sorry for her

3/22/2008 10:21:23 PM

i've always wondered what this thread was about but never clicked...congrats on getting preggers and successfully giving birth etc etc etc

3/22/2008 10:22:02 PM

I was 9 lbs, 14 oz

c-section

4/1/2008 12:08:14 PM

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"seriously i was 7 lbs 11 oz, 21 inches babies of today dwarf those of yesterday"

That's the exact height/weight I was.

4/1/2008 12:10:53 PM

7 11 21?

Take this baby to VEGAS, G!

4/1/2008 12:14:01 PM

amna's cousin recently delivered a 9 lb, 10 oz vaginally

woah

4/1/2008 1:10:33 PM

You just can't fix that....

4/1/2008 1:16:17 PM

set em up

4/1/2008 5:08:51 PM