8

12/10/2008 10:46:35 AM

12/10/2008 10:47:07 AM

2 4 6 8 ? who do we??

ohh god shoot me

12/10/2008 10:51:13 AM

Quote :

"An Imam was selling his horse in the market. An interested buyer came to him and requested if he could get a test drive. The Imam told the man that this horse is unique. In order to make it walk, you have to say Subhanallah. To make it run, you have to say Alhamdulillah and to make it stop, you have to say Allahu Akbar. The man sat on the horse and said Subhanallah. The horse started to walk. Then he said Alhamdulillah and it started to run. He kept saying Alhamdulillah and the horse started running faster and faster. All of a sudden the man noticed that the horse is running towards the edge of the hill that he was riding on. Being overly fearful, he forgot how to stop the horse. He kept saying all these words out of confusion. When the horse was just near the edge, he remembered Allahu Akbar and said it out loud. The horse stopped just one step away from the edge. The man took a deep breath, looked up towards the sky and said Alhamdulillah!"

That one always makes me lol

12/11/2008 7:43:51 AM

its difficult trying to keep my mouth shut...

12/12/2008 12:42:53 PM

hey girrr

12/17/2008 10:24:32 AM

hey booooyyyee

12/18/2008 12:03:31 AM

hola chica!

12/18/2008 12:05:50 AM

HAAAAAAAAAAY!!


I called you tonight... about free tickets... BUT NO ANSWERRRRRRRR!!!



It's okay... I'm chillin here with my Elvises (Elvis plural)... and I'm happy

12/18/2008 12:06:43 AM

that was at like 3pm! i was working, numbnuts.

12/18/2008 12:09:32 AM

Quote :

"NUM B. NUTS"

12/18/2008 12:10:11 AM

have i ever mentioned that we are in love

12/21/2008 5:24:04 PM

Hey Sunshine

12/22/2008 11:39:31 AM

So are you excited for Ash's wedding?!?!?!

I'm really happy for her. I should probably leave her a message on facebook or something.

12/22/2008 11:46:06 AM

ah yeess!!! I am really, really looking forward to this one.

12/22/2008 11:57:22 AM

Where will it be? I know you guys and gals are gonna have a ball!

12/22/2008 11:59:43 AM

it's in asheville... and i've never actually hung out there so I am super stoked It's definitely going to be fun. I am so happy to be a part of their big day! They are both so special to me.

I am just hoping to not be THAT bridesmaid... hahahaha

12/22/2008 12:05:43 PM

hahaha you won't be THAT girl....you may just be a lowercased version of it though

12/22/2008 12:08:10 PM

hahahha.... stop by highland for me....

(last time i went out in ashville i was with 17 other people and we had 2 3k+ bar tabs in one evening..)


good thing for company credit cards.

12/22/2008 1:12:08 PM

I lost my ass at Harrah's Cherokee Casino this weekend

12/22/2008 2:36:59 PM

They don't have poker there do they ??

12/22/2008 2:53:57 PM

asheville anyone?

1/12/2009 7:56:55 AM

Hello you

1/12/2009 7:58:37 AM

that was quick

1/12/2009 8:00:02 AM

hi. just spoke with patty in my office, she sez hallo too.

1/12/2009 8:00:11 AM

tell her to get on T Dub!!!!!

1/12/2009 8:01:41 AM

we don't allow her kind.

this is a gator free zone

1/12/2009 8:03:40 AM

SHES A NAICE LAYDEE

1/12/2009 8:04:12 AM

^My suit is so tight I don't even need a condom

[Edited on January 12, 2009 at 8:05 AM. Reason : dunno]

1/12/2009 8:05:25 AM

I like your raincoat.

1/12/2009 8:39:28 AM

yes i'll have the big bowl four treasure frog and can i get a ginger bumping milk to drink?

1/12/2009 11:28:29 AM

Sure... and could I offer you a cowboy leg for starters? Perhaps get you drunk off of fragrance flies around the cocouat wood?

1/12/2009 12:00:13 PM

so when can we run into each other and bump chests again?

1/12/2009 12:05:30 PM

This weekend I will be at a wedding in A-ville... so it looks like our next 'encounter' will have to wait until next weekend. That should be plenty of time for me to come down from cloud 9... being you brought me up there with our last chest bump... wooowee.

1/12/2009 12:12:18 PM

A. Sutton's?!?!?!

How exciting. I'm sure there will be lots o chest bumping this weekend Take lots of pics. I'll be stalking facebook for them next week!!!!

1/12/2009 12:14:58 PM

This chick appreciates me, so I'll appreciate her back.

1/13/2009 1:49:22 AM

^


I hope everybody is up as early as I am today

1/13/2009 7:26:59 AM

oneandonehaifonly

1/13/2009 8:03:05 AM

I just wanted to let you know that you coolest ass friend still has a room available for rent. Please shake your ass to drum up some bidness for him.

1/13/2009 10:22:00 PM

So far your facebook status has proved to be a more effective add campaign than Google or Facebook ads combined.

1/13/2009 10:23:12 PM

1/13/2009 10:24:03 PM

I appreciate her

1/13/2009 10:29:05 PM

she looks like shes a quarter white a quarter black and half puerto rican.

10/10 on racial mix if that is anywhere near accurate.

homogeneity FTL

that being said shes cute in some photos, not in others.

1/14/2009 4:02:13 PM

People rely too much on that 1-10 scale. There is really only a 0 or 1 scale.

K = 1

1/14/2009 4:15:37 PM

seriously i hope you don't fail irl as much as you do on here.

1/14/2009 10:13:57 PM

Thank you BlackSheep for helping me out this morning. I'm glad you liked my elephants!

1/19/2009 10:52:47 AM

You know I'll always be your back door man.

I don't think i've ever seen a walk of shame quite like this before though.

1/19/2009 11:06:51 AM

I was scared to stand on the porch in case the neighbors saw me and called the police on the homeless chick at your door.

1/19/2009 11:09:32 AM

walk of shame?


more like walk of fame

1/19/2009 11:10:03 AM

set em up

1/19/2009 11:11:06 AM