he didn't see it....

i'm pretty sure he wouldn't have thought it was hot....



you probably would though....

weirdo

[Edited on July 13, 2008 at 9:34 AM. Reason : why do you have some strange obssession with blood and sex ]

7/13/2008 9:33:59 AM

Quote :

"9. Knows when she needs to go to the gym. 10. High self esteem but not stuck up. 11. Can get along with my family."

i'll go along with those

and i think sucking dick is miss leading... it should be called throat sex or something .... cause honestly i've never had a stroong suction blow job work out well.


[Edited on July 13, 2008 at 9:35 AM. Reason : .]

7/13/2008 9:34:21 AM

^^

7/13/2008 9:37:25 AM

7/13/2008 9:37:48 AM

look, i can't explain it

but it turns me on

7/13/2008 9:38:50 AM

god you're weird

7/13/2008 9:39:21 AM

Nah, a chick blowing me with a mouthful of her own blood would be pretty sexy.

7/13/2008 9:47:03 AM

Quote :

"and i think sucking dick is miss leading... it should be called throat sex or something .... cause honestly i've never had a stroong suction blow job work out well."

it's the only way i can do it because i can't do the deep throat thing...

7/13/2008 9:47:28 AM

Can't or won't?

7/13/2008 9:48:38 AM

ive found that deep throating is usually rather overrated due to getting grinded by molars or that weird thing where the tonsils kinda pop each time the head ring goes in or out

for my money, it's all about the perfect combination of head movement combined with great hand work and spit for hand lube.

7/13/2008 9:51:40 AM

goddamnit talking about gag reflex put this picture in my head

very nsfw, and just plain disgusting: http://www.hai2u.com/

7/13/2008 9:52:12 AM

^^^can't....

i'm not one of those chicks that brags about "no gag reflex".....

[Edited on July 13, 2008 at 9:52 AM. Reason : asdf]

7/13/2008 9:52:29 AM

her legs have to weigh less than my legs

7/19/2008 9:59:51 PM

1.) Cooking
2.) Assisting where possible in daily activities
3.) enjoys Giving (good) head
4.) Showing support and participating in ventures (no specifics unless my beau decides he'd like to add them)
5.)Get all dressed up occasionally. Don't have to be often, just enough to be appreciated.
6.)squishy, happy boobs
7.)a nice shaped, larger ass
8.)beautiful hair
9.)funny
10.)intelligent
11.)sarcastic, with a similar sense of humor
12.)mostly grammatically correct
13.)likes things in her ass
14.)passionate about something on her own, whether that's volunteer work, a hobby, her job, education - something like that
15.)happy
16.)devious
17.)likes getting into trouble
18.)isn't inhibited and full of personal restraint
19.)not afraid of dying or atleast not going to hold me back because she's afraid im going to die. a little bit of worry is ok, lets me know you care, but damn let me live.
20.)a strong person that goes after what they want and is very up front about what they want


[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 9:47 AM. Reason : numbers]

7/20/2008 9:43:58 AM

how bout just a good looking girl that im really attracted to\

is fun and gets me
libido like mine
NO GAMES
stands up for herself and what she believes
mature enough to deal with shit
responsible
has a good future independently
and as long as her character and likes and dislikes fit mostly with me
then thats fine, things will work because of who we are.........not all those petty things

7/20/2008 11:48:45 AM

Quote :

"1.) Cooking 2.) Assisting where possible in daily activities 3.) enjoys Giving (good) head 4.) Showing support and participating in ventures (no specifics unless my beau decides he'd like to add them) 5.)Get all dressed up occasionally. Don't have to be often, just enough to be appreciated. 6.)squishy, happy boobs 7.)a nice shaped, larger ass 8.)beautiful hair 9.)funny 10.)intelligent 11.)sarcastic, with a similar sense of humor 12.)mostly grammatically correct 13.)likes things in her ass 14.)passionate about something on her own, whether that's volunteer work, a hobby, her job, education - something like that 15.)happy 16.)devious 17.)likes getting into trouble 18.)isn't inhibited and full of personal restraint 19.)not afraid of dying or atleast not going to hold me back because she's afraid im going to die. a little bit of worry is ok, lets me know you care, but damn let me live. 20.)a strong person that goes after what they want and is very up front about what they want 21.) white [Edited on July 20, 2008 at 9:47 AM. Reason : numbers]"

7/20/2008 11:50:16 AM

eh, at this point I'm not really picky. I just need somebody

7/20/2008 12:07:39 PM

Quote :

"17.)likes getting into trouble 18.)isn't inhibited and full of personal restraint"

So a girl who will probably cheat on you?

7/20/2008 12:09:42 PM

I'm in trouble 95% of the time with some type of authority, but I'd never cheat.
oh and
21.) someone that likes learning. you can be unintelligent but if you like learning new things as best you can, I don't mind at all.

7/20/2008 12:17:22 PM

1) Punctual
2) Healthy
3) Has a MILF
4) No Baggage
5) Thrifty

7/20/2008 12:43:09 PM

7/20/2008 12:46:11 PM

NCSUGirl told me she wanted me to be her bf

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 1:47 PM. Reason : LOL edit LOL]

7/20/2008 1:22:24 PM

i am going to put some thought into this

7/20/2008 1:35:19 PM

because it will surely be a lucrative endeavor

7/20/2008 1:36:17 PM

as long as the woman makes me happy i dont think anything matters...so i guess ideally i want a woman that i enjoy being around

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 1:37 PM. Reason : and that enjoys me]

7/20/2008 1:36:47 PM

if she's bad with money it won't last no matter how happy she makes you

7/20/2008 1:37:35 PM

likes football, and turns heads in public.

7/20/2008 1:38:38 PM

honesty, loyalty, lots of things I suppose.

7/20/2008 1:50:38 PM

i'll take not` being a complete bitch for $500 alex

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 1:53 PM. Reason : asdf]

7/20/2008 1:53:05 PM

Trust, fun, and some physical attraction.

7/20/2008 2:12:39 PM

if I could find someone like Kiwi, that would be great
she's my ideal girlfriend

7/20/2008 2:14:25 PM

actually,
a well rounded woman who knows herself, knows her way around the kitchen, doesn't mind being adventurous in things to do (not just talkin about bedroom), doesn't mind that I go huntin and fishin (doesn't matter if she wants to do those things or not), has her own things to do but also like to do things together, one who is as comfortable cuddlin up on the couch watchin a movie as she is going out somewhere, intelligent, good sense of humor, attractive, honest.

that's realistic right?

7/20/2008 2:32:29 PM

these days

a girl who's like "fuck the game, call me tomorrow"

usually indicates an honest and up-front disposition

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 2:50 PM. Reason : ]

7/20/2008 2:49:50 PM

aw EMCE

7/20/2008 3:05:43 PM

^^very true

7/20/2008 3:07:50 PM

someone already probably said it, but

my penis

7/20/2008 5:02:51 PM

obviously you didn't read the first 3 replies

7/20/2008 5:03:18 PM

7/20/2008 5:32:04 PM

must dance

not necessarily well

7/20/2008 9:56:55 PM

i got knocked out of the running for this title somewhere around page 3

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 9:59 PM. Reason : asdf]

7/20/2008 9:59:18 PM

i find that guys play games A LOT

i dont play games. if you're into me, call me. the longer you wait the longer i have to convince myself you're playing games with me and by the time you call i'm decidedly less interested

if i'm into a guy and he calls me the next day, i see it as hot, not as desperate

7/20/2008 10:36:16 PM

i bet no has said this yet

my penis

lol

7/20/2008 10:38:17 PM

tits.

7/20/2008 10:39:02 PM

^^sorry dude, i dropped that one several pages back.

i'm certain someone else did it before me as well.

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 10:39 PM. Reason : asdgf]

7/20/2008 10:39:16 PM

ya i know, i was being facetious

7/20/2008 10:39:51 PM

it can't be said too much.

this is chit chat, and my maturity is locked on 11 years old.

7/20/2008 10:41:46 PM

self-respect, a good heart, and a good family



that pretty much encompasses everything I'm looking for...


[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 10:43 PM. Reason : oh and boobies. massive boobies.]

7/20/2008 10:42:51 PM

Quote :

"if i'm into a guy and he calls me the next day, i see it as hot, not as desperate"

that's too many expressions of this sentiment in a row for me, fellas

the Handbook needs revision

7/20/2008 10:45:13 PM

it all has to do with the guy

i mean these chicks are thinking they're going to be dating brad fucking pitt, of course they're gonna want him to call back.


but if they're realistic and imagine Dwight from the Office, they might want him to wait a day or two.

7/20/2008 10:47:13 PM

i dunno

i look at that as fear

it's an unspoken assumption to any girl

that you asked for her number because you'd sleep with her

if you were into her when you met

call her the next day

because face it...

she might meet brad pitt tomorrow

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 10:49 PM. Reason : just don't say anything retarded like "let me show you my place," "let's hook up and fuck," etc]

7/20/2008 10:48:50 PM