lol

You ready for exams?

12/7/2008 11:09:02 PM

hellz yea

i'm ready for dem to be ovah

12/7/2008 11:11:10 PM

can i brainwash myself to not talk to any broads for like a certain period of time...other than castrating i mean

12/7/2008 11:12:29 PM

i don't think so

12/7/2008 11:14:54 PM

ok thats good

12/7/2008 11:16:00 PM

the first step would be to stop referring to women as broads

12/7/2008 11:16:50 PM

where do med schools get the cadavers for students to practice on?

12/8/2008 4:55:48 PM

have they FOUND out?

12/8/2008 5:11:29 PM

Where would you like to go to med school?

12/8/2008 6:24:01 PM

Quote :

"where do med schools get the cadavers for students to practice on?"

usually people that ask to have their bodies donated to science

Quote :

"have they FOUND out?"

no - i only made them chuckle, we didn't get to the point of being LOLed
thank god

Quote :

"Where would you like to go to med school?"

chapel hill is where i'll most likely end up
although i'd love to go to johns hopkins or duke

12/8/2008 6:47:41 PM

12/9/2008 1:05:57 AM

Quote :

"the first step would be to stop referring to women as broads "

oh get that hippie liberal mumbo jumbo out of here

12/9/2008 1:06:39 AM

Epic omission of question mark

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/9/2008 1:06:40 AM

why am i actually awake at 8:45?

12/9/2008 8:44:40 AM

y'all crich(sp) folks much with EMS


got a self inflicted GWS patient last night that was criched in the field.


they couldnt get his mouth open to tube him.......they didnt use a paralytic tho.... not sure why


4mg versed plus 100mcg fentanyl really isnt enough to RSI someone.....


oh well

just curious

12/9/2008 9:46:19 AM

I had a hot date this weekend. It was the third date, so there as little making out. The question is this:

Should I have trimed the bushes?

1/2/2009 10:19:58 PM

Quote :

"y'all crich(sp) folks much with EMS"

nah, not much, but fucking LOVE doing it, haha

Quote :

"they couldnt get his mouth open to tube him.......they didnt use a paralytic tho.... not sure why 4mg versed plus 100mcg fentanyl really isnt enough to RSI someone....."

damn... give the dude some succs, i mean, come ON

Quote :

"I had a hot date this weekend. It was the third date, so there as little making out. The question is this: Should I have trimed the bushes?"

[manscape]

1/5/2009 12:15:41 AM

Are you looking forward to this semester?

1/5/2009 12:25:16 AM

whats GWS stand for?

and crich for that matter

[Edited on January 5, 2009 at 1:44 AM. Reason : k]

1/5/2009 1:42:45 AM

^^not at all

^grandma with semen?

1/5/2009 1:43:19 AM

gun wound shot?

1/5/2009 1:44:30 AM

I meant in reference to smurf's post

^that was my inclination as well

[Edited on January 5, 2009 at 1:45 AM. Reason : k]

1/5/2009 1:45:07 AM

yeah, i think you mean GSW... gunshot wound

crich = crichothyrotomy, one of the most fun things ever to do

1/5/2009 1:45:34 AM

damn I wonder where the guy shot himself

1/5/2009 1:47:16 AM

most SI'ed GSWs are to da dome

[Edited on January 5, 2009 at 1:51 AM. Reason : beatcha]

1/5/2009 1:50:30 AM

considering they criched him in the field, i'd guess his face

1/5/2009 1:50:47 AM

http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=554202

1/5/2009 1:51:34 AM

yea I would have assumed head but I would have thought he would have been dead then

1/5/2009 1:51:55 AM

^^because i wanted to go to state

^^^^I POSTED BEFORE U

^nah
most (but not all) gsw's to the head are fatal

1/5/2009 1:52:14 AM

u mad?

1/5/2009 1:53:06 AM

was sex uncomfortable when you first started doing it

1/5/2009 1:53:22 AM

^^SO TUFF

^uncomfortable how? physically? or what?

1/5/2009 1:53:32 AM

tuff enuff

1/5/2009 1:54:00 AM

yes, physically. I know for me anal sex took a bit of practice to get used to

1/5/2009 1:57:18 AM

o'rly


practice makes perfect

[Edited on January 5, 2009 at 1:58 AM. Reason : ~]

1/5/2009 1:58:26 AM

well, the first time i had sex, i was giving, not receiving

but yes, the first time i got fucked, it was pretty uncomfortable. and awkward. we all had no fucking clue what we were doing (and most of us had just discovered porn), and just tried shit we saw in porn. that was a strange afternoon

not so much now, but i much prefer being the fucker, not the fuckee

1/5/2009 1:58:37 AM

really? I would have pegged you as the fuckee for whatever reason

1/5/2009 2:00:55 AM

oh lawd no

1/5/2009 2:01:47 AM

Quote :

"damn I wonder where the guy shot himself"

dude was drunk did a few lines of coke and thought it would be a good idea to show off his gun

he accidentally shot himself in the head with a .38


after a valiant but useless effort to save him, he was declared brain dead a few days later and became an organ donor. so some good came from the senseless tragedy.





oh and evan, guess what happens when your general surgeon loses your airway during a routine tracheostomy?...... you go back to the icu with an 8.0 et tube sticking out of your NECK and bilateral chest tubes..........

1/5/2009 3:23:11 AM

LMFAO

i would love to see that


why the chest tubes though? hemo/pnuemo?

1/5/2009 3:30:05 AM

Question to evan as per the thread title:

What are you doing awake this late?

1/5/2009 3:31:41 AM

well, i've gotten my sleep schedule all fucked up over this past week

i was going to bed at like 5am and waking up at 3pm

when that happens, i always just stay awake one night and go to sleep the next night at a normal time to reset my circadian rhythms

1/5/2009 3:35:34 AM

they somehow tubed her right mainstem bronchus


were afraid that they "might" have given her a pneumo.

sure enough gave her an anoxic hit.


now she is . this close to needing an oscillator.


not cuz of the botched trach..............because she is so fucking fat she cant take in enough air.

we get excited when her tidal volumes are 450.


her breasts weigh like 20 pounds a piece.


also she is so obese an oscillator wont work because she wont have enough chest "wiggle"

1/5/2009 3:36:34 AM

^^I did that a lot last semester.

But then I'd just end up getting fucked up even worse (arguably) when i tried to stay up, by falling asleep too early (like 4 PM) and waking up at like 2 AM.

1/5/2009 3:37:06 AM

holy shit

is she the size of a whale?

i'm surprised they were even able to put chest tubes in her, lol

1/5/2009 3:38:37 AM

bleh, medical jargon...

evan:
What character from Scrubs are you most similar to, and why? Minor or major characters are allowed.

1/5/2009 3:40:10 AM

hmmmm

that's a very interesting question

i'd have to say mostly JD, but on some days i'm more like dr. cox

1/5/2009 3:43:21 AM

I was hoping you'd say Janitor.

Because Janitor is awesome.

1/5/2009 3:44:00 AM

i'm not nearly as clever as janitor

1/5/2009 3:44:29 AM

how funny would it be if during the next code you run someone plays either

stayin alive...

or another one bites the dust.



both songs have the perfect cadence for chest compressions.

1/5/2009 3:56:38 AM