nativity? LOL

[Edited on January 6, 2009 at 12:04 PM. Reason : 8 pages FUCK YEA]

1/6/2009 12:04:17 PM

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"DO SOME WEED"

1/6/2009 12:04:52 PM

nativity?

1/6/2009 12:05:03 PM

Sorry, someone who mistakes nativity for naivety holds little credibility.

1/6/2009 12:06:31 PM

Wait.....did Kiwi just question MY credibility?!?!?

1/6/2009 12:07:33 PM

1/6/2009 12:08:07 PM

you can't argue with a starving artist

1/6/2009 12:08:16 PM

Sell it on Etsy

I like triptychs

1/6/2009 12:08:45 PM

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"the only way kiwi could maybe sell a single piece of art (or anything for that matter)she's created would be if it was done anonymously and they had no idea who it was created by"

so you are basically saying that the only reason you (or anyone else) does not like her paintings is because you do not like her?

1/6/2009 12:08:46 PM

I noticed she didn't respond to

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"he's at work getting paid while posting and laughing at you - i'd say he wins that match"

[Edited on January 6, 2009 at 12:09 PM. Reason : ]

1/6/2009 12:08:49 PM

Really the logic for these people is hilarious.

David I didn't respond because omar is pulling at strings.

[Edited on January 6, 2009 at 12:10 PM. Reason : yo momma]

1/6/2009 12:10:03 PM

So, you are a puppet?

1/6/2009 12:10:36 PM

lol....think harder buddy. Maybe it'll come to you.

Probably not

1/6/2009 12:11:46 PM

Sorry. I thought maybe you started up a puppeteer business in between posts.

1/6/2009 12:13:35 PM

what's going on in here?

1/6/2009 12:17:09 PM

We are evaluating Kiwi's business model.

1/6/2009 12:17:49 PM

o i c

1/6/2009 12:19:00 PM

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"I'm sorry you're not capitalizing off the things you love doing the most. "

I'm off to lunch. I do love lunch. Maybe I can somehow capitalize off that. Kiwi, do a brainstorm session while I'm gone.

1/6/2009 12:20:15 PM

If you love food there are ways.

Everyone should love going to work everyday.

1/6/2009 12:22:03 PM

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"Sorry. I thought maybe you started up a puppeteer business in between posts."

lol

1/6/2009 12:23:25 PM

except you don't go to work....you are unemployed at home aren't you? nobody will hire you thus you have to create ways to hopefully make money?

1/6/2009 12:24:03 PM

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"lol nicklepickle it's clear you don't know shit, stop while you're ahead"

lol fine, if your going to be a bitch, so can i, your paintings look like they were done by middle school art students

however i stilled like the fish drawing, it was far far better





[Edited on January 6, 2009 at 12:29 PM. Reason : srsly]

1/6/2009 12:24:53 PM

Girl, you started out with the bitchiness. I'm just sayin....

1/6/2009 12:26:01 PM

not at all, i was just stating that your paintings look like your copying or doing whatever technique was taught to you, not like your own or natrual, like you were trying to hard, your drawings looked WAYYYYYY better, and natrual. and i mean it 100%

1/6/2009 12:27:48 PM

nickle is always pissed off

1/6/2009 12:29:32 PM

That's the first I've heard that. You're referring to the cycle fish drawing right?

1/6/2009 12:30:26 PM

garbage

1/6/2009 12:37:41 PM

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"Thanks for the compliment, I don't like you either."

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"the tree painting is fucking horrible.. seriously looks like something a fat girl in a 10th grade art class would paint"

Ha ha...pg 7 wins this thread.

1/6/2009 12:42:01 PM

By the way, next time you try painting magnetic cherry blossoms, THEY HAVE FIVE PETALS. It's fine if you don't need the inspiration, but if you can't even look at a real tree for reference, then that's just sad. Maybe you just can't count.

1/6/2009 12:42:21 PM

I never said they were cherry blossoms DUMBSHIT

1/6/2009 12:43:14 PM

yeah dumbshit - they are her special made up tree! a lot dealing with kiwi is "special"

1/6/2009 12:44:12 PM

Then find me a tree with pinkish blossoms that have four petals.

[Edited on January 6, 2009 at 12:46 PM. Reason : ]

1/6/2009 12:44:20 PM

ahahahaha

1/6/2009 12:46:06 PM

By the way, while you're googling, the correct answer here is dogwood, but not many varieties have pink flowers. At least they have four petals though.

1/6/2009 12:47:34 PM

^^dogwood?

[Edited on January 6, 2009 at 12:48 PM. Reason : i lose]

1/6/2009 12:48:13 PM

Kiwi's tree.

I DIDNT REALIZE ART HAD TO BE SO STRICT

[Edited on January 6, 2009 at 12:49 PM. Reason : do work son]

1/6/2009 12:49:39 PM

srsly, kiwi. art HAS to be true to life and HAS to express your emotions CLEARLY or else it isn't art, oh yeah, and EVERYONE HAS to like it, k?

do better next time.

1/6/2009 12:53:22 PM

It's an abstract. The fact that the tree doesn't actually exist in the real world is meant to express the idea that kiwi doesn't know trees.

1/6/2009 12:53:47 PM

I know the beauty in mind's eye

pffffft

1/6/2009 12:56:31 PM

your beauty is in my brown eye

1/6/2009 12:58:34 PM

The tree represents her self image.
Four petals simply means that she feels she is lacking in certain areas.

1/6/2009 1:01:37 PM

actully there are some alot more types of strokes and techniques you can learn. you obviously have the love for painting. Perhaps you should go to the library and check out some books to learn some more techniques.

1/6/2009 1:04:31 PM

Well, next time you paint a Kiwi's tree that looks like a cherry tree, you'll know that they have five petals. Education accomplished.

No, wait. What the fuck. No one who might seriously consider paying several hundred dollars for a painting of a branch is going to look at that and say, "Hmm, that's a nice-looking nonexistent, fictional tree branch." They're going to assume you were painting cherry blossoms, because that's what so many other artists have been inspired to do over the CENTURIES. It's a motif, a cliche, like Victorian swallows.

Work on your presentation as an avant-garde, fictional tree painter and maybe you'll go somewhere.

1/6/2009 1:08:33 PM

Quote :

"FICTIONAL TREE PAINTER"

1/6/2009 1:09:31 PM

Kiwis grow on vines.

[The More You Know]

1/6/2009 1:14:53 PM

HEY DALI

CLOCKS ARE SOLID, THEY AREN'T DROOPY

DUMBASS

1/6/2009 1:19:24 PM

1/6/2009 1:20:03 PM

I wonder if Kiwi has heard of Dali...

1/6/2009 1:20:20 PM

better question. has DALI heard of Kiwi?

1/6/2009 1:21:47 PM

^^I think she either referenced or posted some Dalis earlier in the thread, so don't sell her that short.

[Edited on January 6, 2009 at 1:23 PM. Reason : carets (set em up)]

1/6/2009 1:23:03 PM