yo tambien

5/1/2009 11:33:48 AM

Usted tiene senos muy grandes y suaves

5/1/2009 11:37:06 AM

5/1/2009 11:39:54 AM

psh yeah i know

como se dice suaves in ingles?

5/1/2009 11:40:21 AM

supple

5/1/2009 11:41:11 AM

thats gonna be "smooth"

5/1/2009 11:41:22 AM

go figure, didn't know that was the word for breasts

i always say chichis

5/1/2009 11:41:26 AM

omg...

5/1/2009 11:41:35 AM

silly me, i thought it was sauve

5/1/2009 11:41:41 AM

lol shampoo tits

5/1/2009 11:42:18 AM

Quote :

"^ ? Dont bring her into this craziness! "

hes making a joke of her name not her

look it up

5/1/2009 11:43:00 AM

djeternal tiene un pene muy grande. ¿Querría usted verlo?

5/1/2009 11:44:39 AM

oh my b

5/1/2009 11:44:43 AM

oh yeah thats the label for lil jon. i tried to listen to one of his albums.. i just couldn't get through it.

[Edited on May 1, 2009 at 11:45 AM. Reason : ^^that is not how you say tiny]

5/1/2009 11:45:10 AM

lol no me gustaria...pero gracias?

5/1/2009 11:45:39 AM

5/1/2009 11:52:13 AM

no llore

5/1/2009 11:53:23 AM

so sam, if i picked up your mp3 player...

A-what kind of mp3 player would it be?
B-what kind of song would i likely hear?

5/1/2009 11:54:05 AM

ella es estudiando conmigo, hablaria luego

5/1/2009 11:55:39 AM

wow this thread is a clusterfuck full of fail

5/1/2009 11:56:14 AM

i don't speak spanish. but if she is studying with you, then why are you on here? OPEN A BOOK MEL!

5/1/2009 11:56:31 AM

how did this make 8 pages?

5/1/2009 11:56:34 AM

^^^^ i tapped out my free translator so now they want me to pay for it. no more espanol for me today

[Edited on May 1, 2009 at 11:57 AM. Reason : a]

5/1/2009 11:57:15 AM

k book=open
bye tww

5/1/2009 11:57:55 AM

Quote :

"how did this make 8 pages?"

3 - # of barely legal hotties
1 - # of creepy 30yo+ dudes
8 - # of pages of epic failure and mad e-game

[Edited on May 1, 2009 at 11:58 AM. Reason : .]

5/1/2009 11:58:20 AM

have fun studying ladies

thumper, do you couldn't what i do as e-game?

5/1/2009 12:06:03 PM

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"1 - # of creepy 30yo+ dudes"

ok, now that was fucked up

5/1/2009 12:08:21 PM

i'm sorry dj

i like you bro, i really do - but lately i get so creeped out by your posts that it makes me recall...dare i say it...esgargs.

5/1/2009 12:43:19 PM

now that was even more fucked up

i would hope it is obvious that I am just fucking around with people. you know, considering the fact that I live with my girlfriend in a house that is 90 miles away from most of you.

5/1/2009 1:21:19 PM

5/1/2009 1:21:54 PM

Quote :

"90 MILES AWAY"

Ladies, you're just 90 miles away from a good time!

[Edited on May 1, 2009 at 1:26 PM. Reason : 45]

5/1/2009 1:26:03 PM

oh yeah, and the last time I was even in Raleigh was like 2 years ago, and that was for business.

5/1/2009 1:27:50 PM

haha, "business"

5/1/2009 1:30:39 PM

Do you prefer Samantha or Sam?

My name is Samantha and I prefer Samantha over Sam.

5/1/2009 1:33:46 PM

Quote :

"now that was even more fucked up i would hope it is obvious that I am just fucking around with people. you know, considering the fact that I live with my girlfriend in a house that is 90 miles away from most of you."

i said i was sorry

but seriously, i've gotten PMs since i posted that agreeing with me so...i'm not the only one who thinks you've been spitting mad creepy e-game lately

5/1/2009 1:36:44 PM

but I am spitting mad creepy e-game for entertainment purposes, not to actually try to hook up. let's just keep that straight

5/1/2009 1:37:28 PM

lolol


spanish e-game

5/1/2009 1:38:20 PM

it's no different than EMCE. he spits mad game at chicks, but everyone knows he is just joking and would never cheat on his girl. how am I any different?

5/1/2009 1:39:12 PM

si senor
muy bueno

(i don't care how much game you spit, it's just creepy how you're spitting it in all the barely legal threads now)

oh, and what you're doing (and what you're saying and how you're saying it) is nothing like EMCE. i think you've got 10 posts for every 1 of his in that department.

[Edited on May 1, 2009 at 1:40 PM. Reason : ,]

5/1/2009 1:39:16 PM

according to her profile she is 22, I would hardly call that "barely legal"

5/1/2009 1:40:12 PM

why are you getting so defensive?

5/1/2009 1:40:36 PM

not defensive in the least. i just don't want it to get twisted.

5/1/2009 1:42:16 PM

i don't think living with your girlfriend 2hrs away makes it any less creepy, but that's just me

5/1/2009 1:43:20 PM

i'm not trying to defend the creepiness of it. it is intentionally creepy. i am just defending the fact that it is creepy for entertainment purposes, not because i am really trying to get my dick wet.

5/1/2009 1:45:00 PM

well in that case, you're nothing like esgargs. i think he really wanted to get his dick wet.

by the way, whatever happened to that kid? did he go back to india?

[Edited on May 1, 2009 at 1:48 PM. Reason : /]

5/1/2009 1:48:21 PM

saying his name 3 times in a page brings him back

so shhhh

5/1/2009 1:49:57 PM

do you feel its totally acceptable for people to date someone of a different race? what about of a different religion?

5/1/2009 1:50:20 PM

this tread makes me laugh

5/1/2009 2:44:51 PM

Quote :

"so sam, if i picked up your mp3 player... A-what kind of mp3 player would it be? B-what kind of song would i likely hear?"

Well, for A, I have an iPod (which dies after 30 min).... for B, it really depends on the day. If you put it on shuffle you can get anything from reggae to punk (not pop punk, I'm talkin like Bad Religion and Anti-Flag) to ska to classic rock to electronica to pop.... I guess I like a variety but the most recent thing I've had playing on it is 90's alternative.

Quote :

"how did this make 8 pages?"

I have no freakin clue but I would really like it if I got my questions thread back and not a giant bitch/flirt-fest..

Quote :

"Do you prefer Samantha or Sam? My name is Samantha and I prefer Samantha over Sam."

For casual situations, I prefer Sam -- for more formal occasions I guess I prefer Samantha. And, when certain people say Samantha it bothers me.. Like my mom, bc then I know I'm in trouble.

Quote :

"do you feel its totally acceptable for people to date someone of a different race? what about of a different religion?"

Well, for race, I personally don't care what other people do, I just don't feel like I would ever be able to. But really, it's actually better for you genetically. If you're a carrier for cystic fibrosis and you're white but have relations with a black person, the incidence of CF is lower in black people so you're less likely to match up with a carrier. Vice versa for sickle cell... There's also disorders that are more prevalent in Jewish people and Asians. For religion, I feel if you can make it work then why not -- I'm very outspoken though so I think someone would find it hard to date me if they weren't at least Christian... However, I think it's wrong to tell someone "you're a f'ing moron for believing that" or anything along those lines.

5/1/2009 2:47:14 PM

only you would bust out your genetics skills on a question like that

5/1/2009 2:52:58 PM