but my best friend is a girl and I don't think she's down with the brown

2/16/2010 9:34:01 PM

2/16/2010 9:34:15 PM

OK OK OK

so my motto was shitty, it's the first thing i could come up with

it's better than saying 'never trust a big butt and a smile'

2/16/2010 9:34:40 PM

2/16/2010 9:35:05 PM

ahaha

2/16/2010 9:39:10 PM

ASK QUESTIONS OR GTFO

2/16/2010 9:40:05 PM

k,

you guys hangin out?

2/16/2010 9:40:53 PM

fuck no, i'm home alone waiting on a red velvet cake to cool down so i can frost it and nom

2/16/2010 9:41:15 PM

yah, i need to do laundry

but i don't wanna

too late to start laundry?

2/16/2010 9:42:39 PM

nah, you could get one load done i think. maybe. depends on your normal bedtime, and if "a load of laundry" includes getting it out of the dryer and folding/putting it away

2/16/2010 9:43:47 PM

Would you like to be a contributing writer for my blog?

2/16/2010 9:44:58 PM

depends on what you want me to write about

if it's reality tv, count me in

2/16/2010 9:45:36 PM

it's too late

no it isn't...

grrrrr

2/16/2010 9:45:55 PM

Crock pot recipes

Jersey Shore

The Fatchelor

My brother



It's technically a running blog, but I can post whatever the hell I want as long as it's funny.

2/16/2010 9:48:51 PM

i'll keep that in mind and let you know when i get inspired

2/16/2010 9:49:25 PM

Haha, I'm going to blog about how Buck plays video games on the treadmill.

What will you name your children?

2/16/2010 9:52:40 PM

I actually have an answer for that!

If we have kids, I (we) have decided on Annabelle Leigh for a girl (because I love Poe) and Alexander Kerr for a boy.

2/16/2010 9:54:30 PM

Cuuuuutttteeee!!! "A" names as a coincidence?

2/16/2010 9:58:29 PM

hahah well, i have wanted a girl named annabelle leigh forever. and since we're both j's i figured we could be tacky and have both a's for kids

2/16/2010 10:01:05 PM

Can I thump you?

2/16/2010 10:09:33 PM

Quote :

"Can I thump you?"

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2/16/2010 10:11:44 PM

Do you like it in the poop chute?

2/16/2010 10:20:04 PM

I tried it once or twice when I was 20 and I didn't poop right afterwards. That was a weird feeling.

No, I do not like it in the poop chute.

2/16/2010 10:21:57 PM

BUT I POOP FROM THERE

2/16/2010 10:22:22 PM

what do you think about the grey's coming on ton?

i don't know if i'm excited about it

if they call it "extraordinary" in the preview i feel like its gonna suck.

2/18/2010 8:53:42 PM

How often are you twitterpated? How long will it be until "Twitter" capitalizes on that beloved classic Disney word?

2/18/2010 8:55:36 PM

its greys anatomy, you dont need a preview ot know its going to suck :-p

2/18/2010 8:59:48 PM

this is the worst greys ever, yes?

2/18/2010 9:50:08 PM

WHO WAS RUNNIN DAT MOUTH?

2/18/2010 9:51:27 PM

^

2/18/2010 9:51:54 PM

Quote :

"what do you think about the grey's coming on ton?"

i was excited to see Bailey transport back in time to her intern years

i just started it (on DVR) so i'll let ya know what i think

Quote :

"How often are you twitterpated? How long will it be until "Twitter" capitalizes on that beloved classic Disney word? "

Twitterpated is such an awesome word. Reminds me of this picture! Also, I have no opinions about Twitter. Facebook is my Twitter.

Quote :

"this is the worst greys ever, yes?"

Watching it now. Shhh.

Quote :

"WHO WAS RUNNIN DAT MOUTH?"

2/18/2010 10:14:54 PM

wat?

2/18/2010 10:45:10 PM

Quote :

"this is the worst greys ever, yes?"

actually, i don't think so. it's pretty neat seeing them all in the past. i love Mandy

2/18/2010 10:47:15 PM

Guess who is going to be an aunt Jaime? hurray someone is preggers!

2/18/2010 10:57:01 PM

I'm gonna kill that H8R!!

Soooo, shotgun wedding in Vegas next month?

[Edited on February 18, 2010 at 10:57 PM. Reason : .]

2/18/2010 10:57:22 PM

VEGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

2/18/2010 10:58:28 PM

o dag

[Edited on February 18, 2010 at 11:08 PM. Reason : AT LEAST YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME ON FACEBOOK ]

2/18/2010 11:02:39 PM

How much do you <3 LunaK?

2/19/2010 3:30:12 PM

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2/19/2010 3:30:48 PM

Yesterday it was
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Why the sudden drop in the love?

2/19/2010 3:33:27 PM

thumper has a love cycle akin to the business cycle. Her love can never go below 0 and extends (in theory) to infinity.

2/19/2010 3:34:39 PM

^tr00f

2/19/2010 3:35:22 PM

What's the best part of marriage?

2/19/2010 3:37:11 PM

DO YOU EVEN HAVE A PET RABBIT?

2/19/2010 3:37:32 PM

Quote :

"What's the best part of marriage?"

The whole "best friend" thing. I can honestly say that he's my best friend. Kinda mushy, huh?

Quote :

"DO YOU EVEN HAVE A PET RABBIT?"

I did in middle school. She was a calico-colored flop ear named Amber Michelle. She died of pneumonia when I was 14.

2/19/2010 3:39:23 PM

^ Real mushy and cliche, but apropos.

If I started a music label, can I pencil you in as a rapper named MC T-Hump?

2/19/2010 3:41:16 PM

^Only if I can wear rabbit ears on stage. Ooh ooh, and a fluffy tail.

2/19/2010 3:49:39 PM

what kind of burrito do you get at moe's?

do you like guac? do you like moe's guac?

i'm kind of on the fence about the guac from moe's. so i don't know if i should go with or without guan tonight. what do you think?

2/23/2010 5:01:46 PM

who is your favorite jazz musician? who am I kidding, ive seen your taste in music

whats your favorite lady gaga song other than the one youve posted about 20 times today, that should suit you

2/23/2010 5:03:41 PM

set her up

[Edited on February 24, 2010 at 12:43 AM. Reason : klmg]

2/24/2010 12:42:47 AM