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10/11/2010 8:39:40 PM

little bit

10/16/2010 10:06:00 AM

i woke up at 11AM still wasted

then i tried to eat bojangles, took one bite, felt like death, slept until like 2pm.

so i WAS hungover, but i slept through the pain lol

10/16/2010 5:11:09 PM

^LOL. sounds like a good night

10/16/2010 5:49:45 PM

it was a confusing night. def saw 5AM and was like, wtf am i doing with my life. crashed at a friend's place. woke up wearing leggings, socks, a bra and someone elses zip up hoodie.

mass confusion lol.

10/16/2010 5:53:06 PM

haha nice

10/16/2010 6:09:00 PM

Drinking and watching Suspiria at 2 A.M. was a bad choice.

10/17/2010 11:12:29 AM

hangover imminent

10/23/2010 10:36:26 AM

meh

10/23/2010 11:10:26 AM

ding

10/24/2010 1:46:02 PM

i just woke up at 2:30. i need food asap but don't want to move

10/24/2010 3:09:31 PM

I'll give you a dollar if you bring over some bojangles

10/24/2010 3:11:52 PM

hahahaha

oh hellllll no

i just stalked like 5 jersey mikes and found one that is open. that is THE ONLY thing i think i can eat right now. i was dreaming about it. well first i was dreaming about chick fila. obviously. on a sunday, fml.

eat the leftover smores stuff! i woke up with marshmallow on my hand. the sticky stuff. gross.

[Edited on October 24, 2010 at 3:22 PM. Reason : .]

10/24/2010 3:22:00 PM

I'm out of water and I don't want to get out of bed for a refill

10/24/2010 3:23:46 PM

lol i am too. i am about to take the dog out and go home though. and stop and get jersey mikes, chips and a giant soda on the way

mmmm. deli meat.

10/24/2010 3:29:36 PM

I think that one sip of four loko put me over

10/24/2010 3:32:15 PM

haha. i feel actually not that bad. just thirsty, tired and particular about what i can eat.

10/24/2010 3:33:27 PM

slowest hangover ever

10/31/2010 7:01:32 PM

what you need, sir, is more alcohol!

10/31/2010 7:06:19 PM

I literally slept until 3pm and have still felt like crap all day today. BAH HUMBUG.

10/31/2010 7:07:58 PM

probably

10/31/2010 7:07:59 PM

i felt like shit all day today.

10/31/2010 9:09:29 PM

hello old friend

11/7/2010 12:52:36 PM

how was last nighttt??

11/7/2010 12:55:22 PM

same as usual, except this time I fell over while trying to pick something up (twice)

11/7/2010 12:57:02 PM

i went to bed when i finally got home but woke up in the recliner under a blanket and i have no idea how i got there

11/7/2010 9:27:07 PM

^ I broke into your house, and moved you to the recliner while you were passed out.


it made for easier butthole access

11/7/2010 9:29:15 PM

well i just lost my other job on monday and needed to celebrate
i was wondering why my boxers were around my ankles and my anus was greasy

[Edited on November 7, 2010 at 9:31 PM. Reason : sadf]

11/7/2010 9:30:37 PM

really lost your jerb? I'm sorry to hear that man

11/7/2010 9:31:35 PM

yeah, it sucked and my playstation all of a sudden decided to playing discs all in the same week.
some shit aint it.

but

i already have a new job ... will be working in Reston VA 4 days a week for Strayer making $50/h
only 6 months though but great money

11/7/2010 9:35:12 PM

nice. well at least it will give you a chance to get paid while looking for something else.

let me know if you're free some time. I live about 30 minutes to an hour's drive from Reston. We will have to grab a drank.

11/7/2010 9:39:20 PM

shsuahegsuwiwv

11/27/2010 12:29:01 PM

i was all up and about this morning. doing laundry. cleaning. i was gonna put the christmas tree up.

then i ate some chips and dip a few minutes ago and now i'm feeling iffy :/

no headache or anything, but i could def go for a nap.

11/28/2010 12:37:09 PM

I am shocked at how great I feel

11/28/2010 12:39:04 PM

i know i was too. but i all of a sudden got super tired. i think i woke up too early and got too ambitious.

but everytime i drink a 4 loko BEFORE i go out, i never have a headache the next day.

i think it is the cure. i better stock up.

11/28/2010 12:46:30 PM

but I feel great!

11/28/2010 12:51:54 PM

i don't exactly feel great...

but i'm not hungover either

11/28/2010 12:55:05 PM

Its been like three years since i even tasted an alcoholic beverage.


not missing it in the slightest.

11/28/2010 12:58:31 PM

yeah....every time i drink i like it less and less

11/28/2010 1:09:41 PM

I was a complete alki. the only reason i quit is because my gout became so severe that i can't walk for weeks if i even drink one beer. so yeah not really worth it.

11/28/2010 1:14:51 PM

the drive up here yesterday was terrible
i was a little hungover

11/29/2010 1:28:45 PM

I have cut back on the frequency that I drink... When I go out Drankin' though, I still do it up to the same level as when I was in college. This leads to teeeeerrrible hangovers, and several days of questioning my motivation to drink ever again. Then comes a week later, and I am up for the punishment all over again

11/29/2010 1:32:25 PM

^^ perhaps it was due to our friend, baby guiness? lol.
that may have been a bad decision on my part.

11/29/2010 6:17:32 PM

poast, I blame the E&J

12/4/2010 12:20:21 PM

I had to be at the bank by 1 to put money in my brother's account, and I had already puked once in my room as soon as I woke up. Well, things were going fine on the way there (until those fucking roundabouts), and then I'm sitting in the BoA parking lot, and dry heave a bunch in to an old Wendy's bag. Don't know what came out, but it was nasty.

I can't even take more advil for my headache, because anytime I swallow something, I feel the need to puke it up.

12/4/2010 1:07:39 PM

drink a beer, you'll be alright

12/4/2010 1:11:05 PM

fuck me

12/5/2010 3:21:16 PM

I should be

12/5/2010 4:18:18 PM

present



and i need to shower. my whole body still smells like patron xo that i spilled all over my hands last night

want. to. die.

12/5/2010 4:22:44 PM

mmmmmm mmmmmm xo xo

12/5/2010 4:25:03 PM