too much pussay and not enuff cock itt.

8/6/2011 10:00:38 PM

8/6/2011 10:02:17 PM

PIDGEON!

8/6/2011 10:02:55 PM

8/6/2011 10:04:45 PM

Holy crap. I'm a fatty in my wedding photos.

Not that I'm not a fatty now, but my face is noticably less round.

*SQUISHES FACE*

8/6/2011 10:10:26 PM

that's the first thing i noticed looking at last year's summer camp photos

8/6/2011 10:11:29 PM

i'm gonna have a wrinkled saggy face.

8/6/2011 10:12:17 PM

8/6/2011 10:13:18 PM

i don't need a thicker neck.

i'll just gobble cock. your face can't sag when it's full of man meat.

8/6/2011 10:14:17 PM

8/6/2011 10:25:03 PM

Elise is my hoe, dawg.

8/13/2011 10:54:32 PM

8/13/2011 10:56:58 PM

i want to make a chocolate milk shake w/ a cherry on top in your mouf.

8/13/2011 10:59:35 PM

mmm, that sounds yummy.

[Edited on August 13, 2011 at 11:00 PM. Reason : and dirty]

8/13/2011 10:59:57 PM

http://www.nutsybolts.com/invite.php/12891/TROLLCAKE

I'll just leave this... everywhere.

8/13/2011 11:00:18 PM

lol

8/13/2011 11:00:34 PM

8/13/2011 11:04:29 PM

lessthanthree

8/13/2011 11:12:14 PM

greaterthanfour

8/13/2011 11:13:50 PM

your mom

8/14/2011 9:03:11 AM

bwned your dad

8/14/2011 9:04:08 AM

I don't like to think about that. Mommy is with the step dad now, and daddy has a new girlfriend.

8/14/2011 9:04:47 AM

bummer.

8/14/2011 9:05:50 AM

oh no no. I lub my step dad, and daddy's new girlfriend will never lock me in a closet like his last wife did.

8/14/2011 9:07:48 AM

debbie downer.

8/14/2011 9:08:38 AM

lol. nah.

8/14/2011 9:12:10 AM

I'm counting down the minutes til I see you again.

8/14/2011 10:01:02 PM

how many are there??

8/14/2011 10:03:10 PM

21,600 minutes.

8/14/2011 10:04:29 PM

That is a lot of minutes

8/14/2011 10:13:59 PM

Yeah and that's not even an exact count!

8/14/2011 10:17:14 PM

This storm is scary. Hold me!

8/14/2011 10:21:54 PM

zomg. we'll never cuddle with one another during storms again. stupid life.

8/14/2011 10:22:53 PM

Awwwww

8/14/2011 10:25:01 PM

d'awe.

sucker!

8/14/2011 10:26:05 PM

I need distractions

8/14/2011 10:27:45 PM

here, have my massive ass.

8/14/2011 10:28:09 PM

Lol. What?

8/14/2011 10:29:48 PM

you said you needed a distraction. my ass is distraction enuff for anyone.

8/14/2011 10:30:35 PM

I was thinking more like apples to apples or something

8/14/2011 10:31:31 PM

oh. that works too.

someone needs to start a game.

8/14/2011 10:32:41 PM

[user]leon[/user] is the one with the tdub cards

8/14/2011 10:37:34 PM

Sometime in October/November, I want you to come spend a weekend with me. I think you'd actually appreciate going through my grandma's house with me.

8/14/2011 10:58:20 PM

I would love to!

8/14/2011 10:59:45 PM

sounds lke the premise of a lesbian porn flick

8/14/2011 11:00:06 PM

our relationship is entirely platonic.

8/14/2011 11:00:51 PM

oh

8/14/2011 11:01:23 PM

anyway, no one wants to see catterpillar face and blubber butt go at it.

8/14/2011 11:02:28 PM

Im not her type.

And I waxed those fuckers down to girly sized eyebrows. It doesnt look as odd as I thought it would.

[Edited on August 14, 2011 at 11:04 PM. Reason : caterpillars]

8/14/2011 11:02:29 PM

rotfl.

willing is my type. . .



so i guess that's true enuff.

8/14/2011 11:03:28 PM