Cranberry Lemonade was where you messed up.

Should have gotten orange or regular lemonade. I couldn't even make it through 1/4 of a cranberry lemonade before I poured it out.

8/8/2010 8:07:58 PM

Quote :

"Cranberry Lemonade was where you messed up. Should have gotten orange or regular lemonade. I couldn't even make it through 1/4 of a cranberry lemonade before I poured it out."

I shall have to do this again. Erica, will you spot me?

8/8/2010 8:14:11 PM

Any time, buddy!

Hahaha. . .we should go to my neighborhood pool one afternoon and get our drank on!


[Edited on August 8, 2010 at 8:38 PM. Reason : .]

8/8/2010 8:38:11 PM

I read this thread so I knew the cranberry lemonade was the least popular kind. But I sent somebody else out to pick one up for me, and I wasn't about to get all uppity about my Four Lokos request. Kinda had to drink whatever they bought.

I can't imagine the other flavors being much better though. I mean this is some really dirty stuff.

8/8/2010 8:43:07 PM

Trust me, the cranberry lemonade is the worst thing I've ever had. the fake cranberry "bite" almost makes me sick immediately after taking a swig.

The rest go from somewhat drinkable (grape) to actually kind of tasty (lemonade & orange)

8/8/2010 8:45:58 PM

When shmorri2 opened his Cranberry Lemonade, everyone sitting at the kitchen table was like over just the smell.

8/8/2010 8:47:32 PM

Yeah. that was the worst ever. After 3/4 of the way though, the taste didn't matter anymore... and all the womenz in the room started lookin' mighty fine.

8/8/2010 8:52:19 PM

Yeah, all two of 'em.
DORK!

8/8/2010 8:57:26 PM

I'm more than grateful with what I've got to work with

[Edited on August 8, 2010 at 9:10 PM. Reason : .]

8/8/2010 9:10:21 PM

8/8/2010 9:11:48 PM

I had half of one near the end of last night, but didn't feel much off of it.

8/8/2010 9:21:34 PM

Just drank grape. It's still not very good. Too much "grape" flavoring.

It's like if you put a whole grape kool-aid packet in a single cup of kool-aid.

8/8/2010 11:26:34 PM

I just drank the fruit punch.

About to start in on the grape.





Seriously, guys, this stuff is bad. You should not be drinking it.

8/8/2010 11:34:38 PM

you're drinking 2 of them?

8/8/2010 11:35:07 PM

THREE for the evening.

cranberry lemonade

fruit punch

then grape

8/8/2010 11:41:28 PM

LOL wow have fun with that

8/8/2010 11:42:11 PM

Dude, it's been a long evening.

[Edited on August 8, 2010 at 11:45 PM. Reason : .]

8/8/2010 11:45:11 PM

how can you people think cranberry lemonade even sounds good

on that note I'm super tempted to go get me a watermelon one tonight

8/8/2010 11:46:30 PM

^^ have fun when you're in a diabetic coma

8/8/2010 11:51:04 PM

i love the watermelon one

8/8/2010 11:54:01 PM

this was my third weekend in a row with drinking 4lokos.

i shit blood on sunday.

i need a break i think.

8/8/2010 11:59:11 PM

you guys may be disgusted by bridget, but i love it. go on BridgetSPK, i am officially in love with you and the way you party

8/9/2010 12:04:54 AM

I just don't think Bridget can drink 3 four lokos

Unless she's 300+ pounds, then I can see it.

8/9/2010 12:08:47 AM

i see where you are coming from, i want to think she just likes to party, on a sunday night

8/9/2010 12:10:33 AM

WTF, guys?

It's juice with booze. cranberry lemonade, fruit punch, grape...my whole point is that people should never consume this shit in the first place.

It's all awful.

[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 12:45 AM. Reason : ]

8/9/2010 12:44:45 AM

Had this in Minneapolis. 10% alcohol =crazy night.

8/9/2010 12:54:48 AM

The cranberry lemonade one didn't sound good to me, I just had a UTI so I thought it might help.

8/9/2010 12:55:34 AM

Seriously though, at this point I have tried the cranberry lemonade, the fruit punch, and the grape...

...give me all the flavors that are supposedly so kickass and awesome...

...I'll try to get excited and shit...

8/9/2010 12:55:48 AM

watermelon on ice is awesome

disclaimer: if you dont like the taste of energy drinks then there is no point

8/9/2010 12:58:20 AM

Quote :

"...give me all the flavors that are supposedly so kickass and awesome..."

None of them are awesome, but lemonade and orange are pretty tasty IMO, I'd rather drink them than something like bud or coors light anyway.

8/9/2010 1:12:36 AM

those people that keep questioning why one would drink these; they are cheap, not terrible, and strong enough that us bigger guys with a high tolerance can actually get drunk without going through a billion beers

8/9/2010 2:58:43 AM

^ truth

8/9/2010 3:04:41 AM

I shouldn't drink more than one of these in a night

Drank an orange and lemonade last night. After going to sleep the drunkenness wore off faster than the caffene and I woke up after about 3 hours, plus all my muscles were sore for some reason.

[Edited on August 10, 2010 at 7:14 AM. Reason : I don't have a "regular hangover" though, but maybe that will come later]

8/10/2010 7:12:34 AM

i predict these are going to be huge this tailgating season. 2 or 3 of these in your belly and you're good to go

(as opposed to 200+ ounces of beer in your belly, which makes for an uncomfortable, bloated feeling)

8/10/2010 8:25:17 AM

To the overage girl who bought two underage girls four lokos and subsequently taken away.


Thank you for the four lokos. They were delicious.

8/11/2010 3:46:45 AM

ITT GeniuSxBoY calls herself a girl.

8/11/2010 8:20:33 AM

i bought 2 lemonade lokos, 1 cranberry loko and 1 loko uva
now to get fucked up real bad!

oh ya i already have few beers, 2 bottles of wine and one bottle of sky vodka at home

8/11/2010 9:31:30 PM

Quote :

"(as opposed to 200+ ounces of beer in your belly, which makes for an uncomfortable, bloated feeling) "

not to mention no more pissing on tires every 20 seconds

8/11/2010 9:47:18 PM

I just bought the fruit punch... the guy behind the counter laughed at me.
I'll work on drinking it this weekend.

8/11/2010 9:56:26 PM

2 Four Lokos in. Shouldn't be awake at 4am, or this drunk

8/13/2010 3:59:36 AM

Yeh you should

8/13/2010 4:11:10 AM

on Saturday morning, yes. Friday morning -> unemployment

be cool, bro

8/13/2010 6:11:12 AM

Ok. I've had that grape Four Lokos in the refrigerator for like two weeks. My husband just pulled it out to drink.

8/13/2010 9:03:19 PM

^^^^didnt realize I posted that last night. I've been so hungover all day today. A F.L. hangover is one of the worst IMO

8/13/2010 9:43:39 PM

I sell these things to convenient stores (work for the Budweiser distributor). We had our incentive meeting the other day for Loko. We usually have a 2 beer limit during company meetings. Everyone had 1 Lemonade Loko and was loopy by the end of the meeting....as expected. Limited Edition Flavors are going to be released in the coming months it looks like.


God help us all

8/13/2010 9:54:58 PM

Just bought a lemonade one

gdamn, how are they allowed to sell this in a gas station...its like diesel meets summertime lemonade.

8/13/2010 10:03:07 PM

aint no joke

i doubted them...will try again.

although lemonade wasnt my fav. I couldnt decide between it and watermelon

8/14/2010 12:18:32 AM

I recently tried three flavors in an evening, and I somewhat documented my experiences here.

I don't think my roommate will tolerate me trying any other flavors...so that's it for me.

I didn't lose my memory the day after...I actually lost it in the midst...for example, I did the dishes, and then came in a few minutes later to discover the dishes were done, and I thanked my roommate profusely for doing them.

The next morning, my stomach was very upset.

8/14/2010 12:31:07 AM

Husband has finished the Four Loko and he's now drinking a beer. Even though he claims that he is straight, he's totally got the droopy eyed drunk look going on.

8/14/2010 1:26:27 AM

oh yeah, after having a grape one and a watermelon one, my shit was green the next day...

8/14/2010 2:27:51 AM