Because people still reply to it?

8/10/2011 11:59:59 AM

I think it's going great....cargos still suck

8/10/2011 12:00:03 PM

if i had rack storage like you, i too would not need cargos..

8/10/2011 12:01:32 PM

So wait, people are hating on cargo shorts now?

8/10/2011 12:02:16 PM

this is not new

8/10/2011 12:03:46 PM

You can't experience good food unless you're wearing cargo shorts.

8/10/2011 12:09:06 PM

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"You can't experience steal good food unless you're wearing cargo shorts."

8/10/2011 12:09:42 PM

I can fit 2 five guys burgers in each cargo pocket.

8/10/2011 12:11:08 PM

Since I have a huge penis I cannot wear these tiny 7-9in shorts (sad that that is even a standard way to describe shorts).

But it works out...I can put my magnum condoms in my appropriately long cargo shorts

8/10/2011 12:13:29 PM

Another good point. Short shorts leave little to the imagination. Guys who wear tight/short shorts have little in terms of manlihood.

8/10/2011 12:15:30 PM

how about this....i'm married so i don't give a fuck if you like my cargo short or not

8/10/2011 12:50:34 PM

lol i'm down to only 2 pair now but i still love them
and i'm with sparkles on this

i'm all wifed up and good to go.

8/10/2011 12:54:23 PM

hehehe...sparkles

8/10/2011 1:15:56 PM

I bought a new pair of cargo shorts today from TJ Maxx.

I almost bought a pair of nice Polo shorts as well, but didn't because they were still $30 after the TJ Maxx markdown.

8/10/2011 5:31:28 PM

^^i started to call you sparkles earlier today...

sumfoo1 has taken the joy out of it now

8/10/2011 6:53:01 PM

WHERE DO YOUR SHORTS BREAK AT?

8/10/2011 7:14:07 PM

I specifically don't buy cargo shorts, but I still have at least one pair that I will wear if it comes down to it. If I'm going for a hike, doing chores, meeting up with my parents, whatever, it just doesn't matter.

Ladies, stop bullshitting. A hot guy in cargo shorts is a hot guy, so don't act like you won't bang a dude that happens to appreciate functional shorts.

8/10/2011 7:18:20 PM

Quote :

"I bet a lot of you have braided belts and several pairs of white crew socks in your closet. I'd also bet that most of you have one pair of "dress" shoes that is presumably black with a square toe or have obnoxiously large rubber soles. You also probably think Van Heusen makes quality dress shirts, and that your one or two horrible ties are adequate. You think khakis are dress pants. You don't know your jacket size. "

more data

- no braided belts

- only white socks I own are either 1) soccer socks or 2) ankle socks

- black (laces and no laces), brown (laces), and chocolate (laces) dress shoes

- I have quality shirts for when I need em, like if I'm hittin downtown for a night - I know Van Heusen shirts aren't top quality, but I also know I'm not gonna hold on to 'em for years

- close to three dozen ties

- khakis are khakis, dress pants are dress pants, who doesn't know the difference?

- 46L. I'm 6'3" 220. The edge of my dress shirt goes just past the edge of my jacket, as it should be

[Edited on August 10, 2011 at 9:35 PM. Reason : Ronny]

[Edited on August 10, 2011 at 9:36 PM. Reason : sucks]

8/10/2011 9:34:34 PM

Quote :

""I bet a lot of you have braided belts and several pairs of white crew socks in your closet. I'd also bet that most of you have one pair of "dress" shoes that is presumably black with a square toe or have obnoxiously large rubber soles. You also probably think Van Heusen makes quality dress shirts, and that your one or two horrible ties are adequate. You think khakis are dress pants. You don't know your jacket size. " "

This pretty much describes me except my dress shoes are brown, and i don't have any idea on who makes nice dress shirts.

8/10/2011 9:37:11 PM

Quote :

"Short shorts leave little to the imagination. Guys who wear tight/short shorts have little in terms of manlihood. "

This is retarded.

8/10/2011 9:48:05 PM

I enjoy wearing men's cargo shorts. I have several pairs.

8/10/2011 9:52:31 PM

^^why? Some people just shouldn't wear tighter jeans/shorts. I don't think it's polite and/or professional to clearly show the outline of ones slong.

8/10/2011 10:05:10 PM

because the only alternative to cargo shorts are short shorts.

8/10/2011 10:07:10 PM

^^^ I've only ever met one woman that could pull that off....but she did and it was damn hot

8/10/2011 10:09:14 PM

I wore them when I worked at the gem mine, way oversized, with a tight wife beater style tank top, pretty much always covered in red clay. I'm sure i looked like a red neck lesbian.

8/10/2011 10:12:05 PM

8/10/2011 10:13:48 PM

yeah, there was no way I was impressing anyone

8/10/2011 10:16:23 PM

ugh joe has a pair of these that i swear he wears just to embarrass me. he cant hardly use the left pockets, especially the lower ones. when i give him shit about it he threatens to wear his sandals with a pair of white crew socks.

8/10/2011 10:41:30 PM

Are you sure you aren't dating him?

8/10/2011 10:43:38 PM

I'm not reading the other 8 pages, but it has to be said that comparing different styles of shorts is like arguing who's the shortest midget.

You already accept that you are not going to look good by wearing shorts. The difference simply depends on what is in fashion at the moment. Cargo pants are going out of style.

If you want to look good, just wear pants.

8/10/2011 10:48:18 PM

I don't agree with that extreme Tom Ford-esque notion on shorts, and that doesn't mean that a pair of pants can be horrible looking/ill-fitting/ugly/tacky/dated. It is more difficult to look put together with a pair of shorts, but cargo shorts in particular make it very unlikely you'll look anything but sloppy.

Also, I wore my "pink nuthugger" shorts for the first time last night (they are red, by the way) and was stopped on Wilmington St by a guy in cargo shorts who told me they were the best shorts he had ever seen.

8/11/2011 9:32:36 AM

You you take him around back for a blowjob to thank him for his compliment?

8/11/2011 9:34:34 AM

HOLLER

8/11/2011 9:35:02 AM

^^^ he was making fun of your pink shorts.

[Edited on August 11, 2011 at 9:35 AM. Reason : .]

8/11/2011 9:35:28 AM

^^^^ I rest my case.

[Edited on August 11, 2011 at 9:36 AM. Reason : ^]

8/11/2011 9:36:19 AM

Quote :

""I bet a lot of you have braided belts and several pairs of white crew socks in your closet. I'd also bet that most of you have one pair of "dress" shoes that is presumably black with a square toe or have obnoxiously large rubber soles. You also probably think Van Heusen makes quality dress shirts, and that your one or two horrible ties are adequate. You think khakis are dress pants. You don't know your jacket size. ""

Uh-oh, I haven't conformed to your same standards of dress. At least now I know what makes you a better person than me.

I <3 Cargo shorts, pretty much all I wear during the summer. You know, along with a shirt.

8/11/2011 9:37:56 AM

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8/11/2011 9:39:16 AM

Quote :

"Ladies, stop bullshitting. A hot guy in cargo shorts is a hot guy, so don't act like you won't bang a dude that happens to appreciate functional shorts."

QFT


Timothy Olyphant could be wearing high waters and a pocket protector and I'll still want to do him

8/11/2011 9:39:31 AM

isn't he almost 50?

8/11/2011 9:42:18 AM

Quote :

"I bet a lot of you have braided belts and several pairs of white crew socks in your closet. I'd also bet that most of you have one pair of "dress" shoes that is presumably black with a square toe or have obnoxiously large rubber soles. You also probably think Van Heusen makes quality dress shirts, and that your one or two horrible ties are adequate. You think khakis are dress pants. You don't know your jacket size."

Quote :

"This pretty much describes me except my dress shoes are brown (and i have a pair of black), and i don't have any idea on who makes nice dress shirts."

8/11/2011 9:43:42 AM

^2 Yeah he's in his 40s, and I don't care

Just because a man is older doesn't mean he can't be hot


Timothy Olyphant

8/11/2011 9:45:16 AM

sure I'd fuck a hot guy in cargos

but most of you don't fall into that category, so nice clothing helps push you up a few notches

8/11/2011 9:46:49 AM

and how are you supposed to know that.

8/11/2011 9:51:05 AM

See. I'm not interested in a chick if she's only into me because I spent $200 on a shirt. If my looks and personality can't win her over she's probably a raging stuck up money grubbing self absorbed bitch.


But I can see why you ugly motherfuckers need to spend money on expensive clothes. You can't pull any leg on your own.

8/11/2011 9:52:01 AM

lol the statement was made

Quote :

"Ladies, stop bullshitting. A hot guy in cargo shorts is a hot guy, so don't act like you won't bang a dude that happens to appreciate functional shorts."

this thread is not about personality

8/11/2011 9:53:29 AM

Some people are getting mighty touchy over their cargo shorts

8/11/2011 9:55:46 AM

so out of all the (purported) females itt, very few have given a fuck

divababy is all westboro baptist church against them

so unless one is trying to impress divababy or ronny, i don't think there's much of a problem

8/11/2011 9:57:27 AM

yes you will go to hell if you own cargos

8/11/2011 10:00:23 AM

the only thing i learned from this thread is that neckbeards require a bit of peacocking to be noticed by women

8/11/2011 10:01:35 AM

Quote :

"so unless one is trying to impress divababy or ronny, i don't think there's much of a problem"

bingo

8/11/2011 10:08:45 AM