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1/29/2010 3:01:02 PM

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"I love flirting with married men. When they flirt with me and talk to me all day, it makes me feel important, attractive, and wanted. At the same time, I feel like a horrible person for tempting men that have a loving wife and children at home. I can't wait to be a mistress. "

1/30/2010 10:33:16 PM

confessions anyone?

1/30/2010 11:02:48 PM

^^ wow! That is not even fair because you prob look ten times better than me with my wrecked body after having a kid. Try not to get pregnant while you are on the prowl bc then you will be wrecked by yourself.

1/30/2010 11:13:20 PM

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"Sometimes, I feel pretty. I probably shouldn't, but whatever."

I am glad you do!

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"I'm not religious, I ditched Christianity a long time ago, and don't subscribe to any sort of spiritual school/leaning/teaching/group - It's far more important to take in life, enjoy it, love it, appreciate it, and live by the Golden Rule than it is to do any of the things organized religion is all about. That said, I can't stop saying prayers of thankfulness to ...some deity that sometimes resembles the god I was taught about by the baptists. Gratitude is just as overwhelming as love, grief, or any other critical emotion."

1/31/2010 9:28:40 AM

<-- ignored

1/31/2010 11:37:04 AM

Married guy with kids looking to be tempted. LOLZ.

1/31/2010 2:50:19 PM

punchmonkey already does all my tempting

(don't beat me up, Ken )

1/31/2010 3:02:12 PM

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"yesterday my bf and i got in a fight about marriage and last night i had a dream we were getting engaged "

1/31/2010 4:44:24 PM

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"Well, my friend died last night. While I'm sad, I'm not crying about it. Death has just sorta become "numb" to me. Too many people in my life have passed away that I don't cry over it anymore. It's sad, but not depressing. Tomorrow, I'll wake up and think nothing of it. Call it insensitive if you want. I just see it as a part of life and I've grown to embrace it. What I'm more upset about is the fact I didn't see her in her "final days" when I had the chance, than the actual fact that she's gone. I should have gone yesterday. I had all the time in the world yesterday. I'm not going to beat myself up for it, but I really wanted to see her. Maybe it was best that I didn't. Time to move on. God damn she was an awesome friend. "

2/1/2010 12:53:54 PM

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""Well, my friend died last night. While I'm sad, I'm not crying about it. Death has just sorta become "numb" to me. Too many people in my life have passed away that I don't cry over it anymore."

word, nigga.




Up early in the morning, dressed in black
Don't ask why? 'Cause I'm down in a suit and tie
They killed a homie that I went to school with
I tell ya life ain't shit to fool with

I still hear the screams of his mother
While my nigga laid dead in the gutter
And it's getting to my temple
Why is that the only time black folks get to ride in a limo

It makes me so mad I want to get my sawed-in
And have some bodies hauled in
But no, I pay my respects and I'm through
Hug my crew, and maybe shed a tear or two

And I wanna get blitz
Grab my 40 ounce and then I reminisce
About a brother who had to be the one and only
So I dedicate this to my dead homiez...

Another homie got murdered on a shakedown
And his mother is at the funeral, havin' a nervous breakdown
Two shots hit him in the face when they blasted
A framed picture and a closed casket

A single file line about 50 cars long
All drivin' slow with they lights on
He got a lot of flowers and a big wreath
What good is that when you're six feet deep?

I look at that shit and gotta think to myself
And thank God for my health
'Cause nobody really ever know
When it's gonna be they family on the front row

So I take everything slow, go with the flow
And shut my motherfuckin' mouth if I don't know
'Cause that's what Pops told me
But I wish he could have said it...to my dead homiez

I remember we painted our names on the wall for fun
Now it's "Rest in Peace" after every one
Except me, but I ain't the one to front
Seems like I'm viewin' a body after every month

Plus, I knew him when he was yea big
Pour beer on the curb before I take a swig
But somethin' ain't right
When it's a tragedy, that's the only time that the family's tight

Lovin' each other in a caring mood
There's lots of people and lots of food
They say "Be Strong" and you're tryin'
But how strong can you be when you see your Pops cryin'?

So that's why I'm all dressed up
Because the city is so fuckin' messed up
And everybody is so phony
Take a little time...to think about your dead homiez

2/1/2010 4:21:01 PM

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"my clam is out y0"

2/1/2010 4:21:51 PM

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"as soon as i shoot my load, i have zero interest in the chick and want her to leave immediately...like immediately afterward "

I love that I just randomly get these confessions too

2/2/2010 1:38:36 AM

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"I can't wait until after valentine's day so I can go buy myself some godiva on clearance for $monaco "

2/2/2010 8:17:38 PM

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"i agree with that last confession you just posted. "

2/2/2010 8:29:34 PM

need confessions

2/2/2010 8:35:47 PM

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"I think I have finally come to the conclusion that I am probably going to have to settle if I ever want to get married, I just don't think I'm the type of person that is attractive to people that I want to be with. "

sounds like you need this

2/3/2010 11:14:39 AM

yo send some fessin up my way

2/3/2010 11:20:06 AM

Open for business

2/3/2010 11:40:19 AM

lol I don't even have to ask for them anymore

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"I like watching porn where a mother and daughter fuck the same dude."

2/3/2010 12:03:12 PM

those are good porns, but often times they fail because the mother will be hot as fuck and the daughter will be some flat pale ass scalliwag

2/3/2010 12:16:17 PM

those are good porns, but often times they fail because the mother will be hot as fuck and the daughter will be some flat pale ass scalliwag

2/3/2010 12:16:17 PM

Someone send me a confession. I will never post it on here.

2/3/2010 12:16:23 PM

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"I needed to exfoliate my face but the only stuff I had was stuff to exfoliate feet, so I figured it would really do a great job on my face since it works on my feet and they are hard core gross.... I was wrong, now my face smells like feet. "

2/3/2010 12:45:25 PM

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"I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing with myself. I'm not qualified for any job, yet I'm too full of pride to eat the business end of a barrel. I was homeless in October, and now live with my parents. I have a lot to be happy about, but damn if some days just don't make me feel worthless."

2/3/2010 1:56:18 PM

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"Your username sounds like an oral birth control brand."

What an interesting confession...

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"I have to do improv today and I am very very nervous about this, I've developed stage fright for the first time in my life. I am so worried that people won't pay attention to the content of the improv that I do and just pay attention to the way I look and judge my improv harshly on that."

2/3/2010 5:25:14 PM

[Edited on February 3, 2010 at 5:43 PM. Reason : ]

2/3/2010 5:43:31 PM

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"I'm ashamed of how racist this is. If thar be black people in the next neighborhood I live in, if they're not of the old, respectable, church-going quiet type, I will not want to move there and will avoid doing so if I can. I'm sick and tired of all this bass-thumping bullshit all the goddamn time. Obvious wegroes and wiggers are another disqualifying factor."

2/3/2010 6:01:27 PM

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"I <3 you "

w00t!! haaaaaaaayyy!!!11

2/3/2010 6:25:48 PM

bttt newbs

send confesses

2/5/2010 2:29:10 PM

so it seems like the same group of people keep getting confessions sent to them. conspiracy?

2/5/2010 2:31:18 PM

^ i'm just a very trustworthy person

2/5/2010 2:31:56 PM

people can send to me if they'd like.

2/5/2010 2:32:38 PM

this thread needs to die. it is just a way for lonely people to get a message in their inbox and i'm willing to bet over half of these are made up.

2/5/2010 2:33:47 PM

i'm lonely

2/5/2010 2:34:41 PM

I keep saying I won't post the confessions ever, but no one wants to take me up on it. It's like people only confess because they want people to comment on their confessions.

2/5/2010 2:39:05 PM

poopface just made me cry

2/5/2010 2:41:24 PM

i still luv you

2/5/2010 2:47:08 PM

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"The USO is the only place I actively refrain from farting "

2/10/2010 7:40:50 PM

y'all can send me some. i could stand some conversation.

2/10/2010 7:43:51 PM

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"people can send to me if they'd like."

but could you sit some conversation?

[Edited on February 10, 2010 at 7:44 PM. Reason : ]

2/10/2010 7:44:00 PM

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"So today, this cute girl says to me, "My butt is sore." The conversation then went like this: Me - "Well, I'm a massage therapist. I can help you with that." Her - "Well, I have a boy friend." Me - "Okay. I don't see how that helps since I doubt he's a massage therapist." Her - "He likes to think he is. But regardless, I have a boyfriend." Me - "And I have a wife. Spouse trumps boy friend." Her - "Haha, good point..." I'm not a massage therapist "

not sure if that's a confession though

2/10/2010 7:46:31 PM

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"my dad spent last night in the hospital having a bunch of tests due to chest/abdomen pain. they thought he could've had lung problems and when i was told that all i thought to myself was "serves that dumbass smoker right". i'm bitter because he and my mother smoked in the house throughout my childhood. my mom even smoked while she was pregnant with me. i've always blamed them for my asthma and allergies, which kept me from playing football."

2/10/2010 7:55:16 PM

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"I've already had sex twice today and I want it again but don't want to masturbate because and get my fingers dirty "

2/11/2010 3:52:51 PM

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"it feels the more i try to get a girlfriend the less likely it will happen... random luck ftl "

2/11/2010 6:15:18 PM

bttt...hit me up.

2/12/2010 2:50:41 PM

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"I know of a recent TWW hookup, and I very jealous of the dude "

[Edited on February 14, 2010 at 9:43 AM. Reason : emphasis]

2/14/2010 9:43:27 AM

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"the last three guys that i've been with, i've slept with on the first night. i feel like a slut, but i'm so scared that if i don't put out they won't like me."

2/18/2010 9:17:20 AM

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"So, during a recent breakup, I didn't want to tell the guy that, "It's not me, it's you," but he demanded an explanation for the breakup. Flustered, I blurted out that I was starting outpatient treatment for cocaine addiction. It worked! He left me alone."

ahahahahaha

2/18/2010 9:24:22 AM

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"I got an awesome Valentine from a teedubber and I have a huuuuuugggeee crush. Unfortunately, there are a couple of things that prevent this from coming to fruition. What to do?"

2/18/2010 9:29:53 AM