id say 22-30 for me i suppose.

12/19/2009 1:12:42 AM

My age range is 18-48. Yeah. I'd give it to a 48 year old, if she's hot enough Heidi Klum would get it. Oh wait, I just realized she's not in her 40's yet... >_> But that wouldn't stop me if she was.

DEMI MOORE. yes, that's who I was thinking of. She is either 46 or 47 now iirc. She would totally get it.

[Edited on December 19, 2009 at 1:17 AM. Reason : .]

12/19/2009 1:13:33 AM

Heidi is 36...

[Edited on December 19, 2009 at 1:15 AM. Reason : haha... good edit... is demi moore in her 40s? And Heather Locklear would...]

12/19/2009 1:14:34 AM

Quote :

"id say 22-30 for me i suppose."

ya i was just saying according to h8r's formula

im not sure about age range, i guess i'd say as long as they have a college degree and dont have grandchildren we're good

12/19/2009 1:18:52 AM

what if she had a kid at 16 and her kid had a kid at 16 so she's 32 but a grandma.

12/19/2009 1:20:18 AM

if thats the case then shes prolly on jerry springer and i aint trying to date no jerry springer chicks

12/19/2009 1:22:42 AM

can't wait to get home and enjoy 10+ inches of snow

12/19/2009 1:24:32 AM

i really need to shave

12/19/2009 1:31:01 AM

My brand new car just passed 12,000 miles.

12/19/2009 1:32:59 AM

well wtf did you get if for, son?

12/19/2009 1:33:31 AM

my dog is a horrible guard dog

she barks at fake deer (and fine, occasionally a real deer) in our yard (you know the christmas decoration kind)

but she doesn't bark when my brother comes in our dark house late at night

i think she would lick a robber to death. sigh. oh welllll.

12/19/2009 1:38:38 AM

let me kill the real deer in your yard. i need some meat

12/19/2009 1:39:22 AM

dude we got like a million

out there every dawn and dusk

come and get em

(my dad gets pissed that they eat his plants and my dog though she ALLEGEDLY has hound in her hates going outside)

[Edited on December 19, 2009 at 1:43 AM. Reason : .]

12/19/2009 1:42:51 AM

if you're serious, i have a buddy who bow hunts and i'm sure he'd go kill some of them

depending on how close your neighbors are, i might would let loose some buckshot on them

[Edited on December 19, 2009 at 1:53 AM. Reason : all of this is very illegal in the city limits, btw]

12/19/2009 1:46:12 AM

I don't want to go to work!

I want to quit working weekends. There's too much fun shit to do, like sleeping in, and then giving the dog a bath

12/19/2009 2:59:20 AM

dubstep music is fucking crazy

12/19/2009 4:01:13 AM

Thank you t-dub. Some of you refer to me as "smores" At first I laughed because I thought it was "cute." But then, at my new job, my user id is usually something along the lines of ******.smor. I took one look at that and it reminded me of smores. The other day, this really cool (and quite attractive) woman was chatting with me (If I was a woman, I would be her. She would totally get it. OH GOD SAVE ME NOW) Back on topic, she told me, "hey, I've got something you'd appreciate." She shows me a fortune cookie fortune that stated "Get another fortune cookie." This upset her in the way that one would want to kick someone's ass because they "tricked" them. I laughed and mentioned, "Hey, I'll get some of my homies in Japan to kick our neighbors ass. I can't believe they wronged you like that!" She laughed, then was all appologetic because she didn't want me to think that she thought I would possibly be interested in a Chinese fortune cookie (which is really an American thing) because I looked half asian, even though I am half Japanese rather than Chinese. That's when I explained to here that I'm like a smore. White on the inside, golden skin complection on the outside, but then we just stood there for a second. I told her nothing was coming to me in regards to the "chocolate" and she started laughing. You had to be there for it to be funny, but the point is that SMORES have become a daily part of my life in the past month. So thank you whoever on here refered to me as smores. Because like a warm marshmallow puff, it's stuck with me. I like it.



[Edited on December 19, 2009 at 4:20 AM. Reason : .]

12/19/2009 4:18:51 AM

you are the worst kind of faggot

12/19/2009 4:23:05 AM

Quote :

"I just had a date. And it was awesome. And at the end of the date, I found out he's still married. So I am very sad"

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?


well I just got home from a date and she disappeared but her married sister was really into me

12/19/2009 6:41:53 AM

SNOW DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12/19/2009 8:09:00 AM

Haha, married people are so sneaky! And 6:41 am is a fun time to come home from a date. Success?

12/19/2009 8:16:18 AM

sneaky snake

12/19/2009 8:22:15 AM

19 - 34 (mental side note)

12/19/2009 8:25:50 AM

20 to 38

But I couldn't date a 20 y/o. Like, evar.

12/19/2009 8:29:03 AM

I'm definitely only going for older women from now on. Preferably CEO's that like live-in boyfriends.

12/19/2009 8:49:18 AM

*shiver*

12/19/2009 9:14:31 AM

No snow

12/19/2009 9:23:49 AM

^

it's a striaght up blizzard here. 40 mph winds, over an inch an hour...expecting over 2 feet now

12/19/2009 9:56:29 AM

I really wish it was sunny and warm right now...I wanna go out on the beach and read.

12/19/2009 9:56:40 AM

fuck you Mother Nature

12/19/2009 10:02:33 AM

Yo jaime, read the last page for a story about last night's unfortunate date. You'll find it entertaining.

12/19/2009 10:04:37 AM

aha i saw that! you poor thing. i hear the guys in NC aren't all married with kids. you should move!

[Edited on December 19, 2009 at 10:07 AM. Reason : .]

12/19/2009 10:07:04 AM

Haha. Hook a sistah up.

12/19/2009 10:08:07 AM

i sent cody's grandparents a drunk facebook message last night >.<

12/19/2009 10:18:58 AM

hahaahahah....OMG, JOIE!!! YIKES! What did it say?

12/19/2009 10:51:31 AM

coffee...putting things out of the guest room for holiday visitors...finish up christmas shopping

12/19/2009 10:54:08 AM

what's the functional definition of a metric asston?

b/c that's about how much snow i have

and it's still going

6" fallen, not supposed to stop until tomorrow morning. may get up to two feet.

tonight's party already canceled, guess im going to have to cancel my dinner reservations too.

12/19/2009 10:54:40 AM

!!!!

12/19/2009 10:55:31 AM

!!!!

12/19/2009 10:59:56 AM

that parrot is awesome

12/19/2009 11:00:32 AM

the dogs are retarded in the snow

12/19/2009 11:03:23 AM

That parrot is giving me a seizure!

12/19/2009 11:04:10 AM

i wanna learn hebrew and greek

i'd put this in the learning thread but i dont feel like finding it

12/19/2009 11:05:19 AM

wtf old ppl

you didn't order food for the family thing because you thought the roads were going to be too bad?

you were supposed to have ordered it DAYS ago..like, before anyone was even really expecting snow or whatever to happen. me thinks your old ass just messed up.

[Edited on December 19, 2009 at 11:05 AM. Reason : family thing cancelled]

12/19/2009 11:05:22 AM

Boo. Bad day

12/19/2009 11:17:33 AM

^^ that sucks

12/19/2009 11:18:39 AM

Xmas shopping officially DONE

12/19/2009 11:37:27 AM

Want to go sledding.

12/19/2009 11:39:36 AM

There is going to be a flast mob at concord mills today

12/19/2009 11:49:42 AM

oh shit, really? like those things i see on youtube? what song are they doing?

12/19/2009 11:51:02 AM